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SloveniaBernd2022-02-11 19:52:49 · 4yNo. 136028reply
What's your favourite dorf clan?
 
Me: Stiffbeards
 
 
 
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Stiffbeards (Mebel-tarâg): Renowned Craftsman, they make their homes in ice caves on the vast frozen lands up north, starting around the ice bay of Forochel and all the way down in between the mountains of Angmar and the grey mountains (Ered Mithrim). Very secretive and peaceful, they avoid taking part in any troubles from the outside world at any costs. Despite their secretive ways, they are also accomplished merchants, and regularly travel vast spans of the frozen lands to trade with many diverse cultures. The items they create from exotic materials such as Ivory and bones from sea monsters are very sought after, in particular their fabled toys. Stiffbeards are ultimately free spirits, lovers of music, stories and the tribe above everything else.
 
Stonefoots ('Aban-basân): They are the somewhat less developed branch of Durin’s folk, widely regarded as great miners, gem cutters and delvers. They are otherwise considered by many to be quite simple-minded, stubborn and difficult to deal with, but despite that they are greatly favoured by the Longbeards, which hold them in high regard as dependable and trustworthy allies. They dwell on the southern part of the Orocani on the east side, near the pinewoods and shores of the sea of Rhûn.
 
Broadbeams (Fant-nuhûb): Great merchants from Zirakbhund (Mallost) and later Mount Dolmed in the Ered Luin, they were Founders of the great city of Belegost (Gabilgathol). The Broadbeams are well known for their wealth, their prosperity, and the formidable fortresses they have built. They are also widely respected for their military might, and in particular for their legendary Dragon-Warriors. They are also considered the greatest armourers the dwarves had ever produced and were the creators of the fearsome Dwarf-Masks. Most prominent among the Broadbeams was King Azaghâl who wounded Glaurung the Dragon, and whose Dragon-helm was later passed down to Turin Turambar as part of his family heirloom.
 
Longbeards (Sigin-tarâg): Noble and wise rulers, originally from the northern part of misty mountains on Mt. Gundabad (under which Durin himself is said to have awaken) and later on its southern ranges where they founded the great city of Khazad-dum, dug under the three peaks- Barazinbar, Zirakzigil and Bundushathûr. Regal, prosperous and traditionalist, they are the righteous heirs of Durin I The Deathless, and are therefore the supreme rulers of the dwarf kind. The Longbeards are held as a divine and sacred lineage by the other clans and command great power.
 
Firebeards (‘Urs-tarâg): Hot-headed, warlike and tough, Firebeards came from Nogrod (Tumunzahar) in the Blue Mountains. Supreme metalworkers, they are said to have invented maille. They are also hailed as the greatest Blade-smiths among Dwarves, and naturally many of the best came from their ranks, such as: Gamil Zirak (said to be the greatest of all times, maker of the knife Angrist, the sword Andúril and the Dragon-Helm of Dor-Lómin), as well as the legendary Dwarf-smiths Telchar and Garmur. They befriended the elves with whom they traded profusely, and were commissioned by King Thingol of Doriath to delve Menegroth as well as to create treasuries and weapons for him. The necklace Nauglamír was their greatest creation for the King, and the cause of equally great woe.
 
Ironfists (Zirin-mazân): Proud, strong and fierce, the Ironfists are renowned for their formidable warriors of noble descent and their military might. Hailing from far up north on the Orocani mountains and near the gulf left by the now extinct sea of Helcar, they are said to be the first to unveil the secrets of Iron and Steel, which they brought to Durin as their gift when they answered to his call. They are a very warlike and greedy people though, and are accounted to have been involved in many shameful minor wars against other clans, particularly with the Firebeards, to whom they bear a grudge and consider to be their rivals. It is also with great difficulty that they accept to be ruled over by the Longbeards, and despite recognising their authority as rightful rulers of the dwarfkind, they take every opportunity they can to act independently.
 
Blacklocks (Narag-zanât): Great architects and Jewell makers that made their homes in the Mountains of Shadow’s far eastern side (Ered Glamhoth), among the remnants of Hildórien in the arid lands scorched by the never-ending sun. They were the first to develop civilization and are prodigiously rich and unbelievably proud. The Blacklocks are very famous for their wealth and they guard it with extreme avarice. They are also accused of being the “black sheep” of Durin’s folk and of being greedy and selfish, as well as of worse things such as dealing with orcs and perhaps even Mordor. Unfortunately, many times those accusations bear more than a hint of truth.
GermanyBernd2022-02-11 23:33:06 · 4yNo. 136066reply
Is this from Tolkien or something?
SloveniaBernd2022-02-11 23:34:51 · 4yNo. 136067reply
the lore, yes, the designs, artistic freedom
GermanyBernd2022-02-12 00:10:32 · 4yNo. 136068reply
My associations:
 
Stiffbeards: Swiss, Jews, Mongols, Gypsies
Stonefoots: Bavarians, Austrians, Bohemians
Broadbeams: Swiss
Longbeards: Germans
Firebeards: East Germans
Ironfists: Swedes
Blacklocks: Arabs
GermanyBernd2022-02-13 21:41:49 · 4yNo. 136419reply
bump

FinlandBernd2022-02-10 14:36:37 · 4yNo. 135747reply
when roosia liberates oinkrane and western countries get all the hot refugee chicks
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GermanyBernd2022-02-13 16:26:08 · 4yNo. 136341reply
why arent all commieblocks full of graffitis anyway? it would look a lot better
UkraineBernd2022-02-13 16:30:08 · 4yNo. 136342reply
on entrance to my yard one building has graffiti 14/88 implying that is number of building haha
nowadays graffities are only painted over when it mentions telegram or site or jabber selling amphetamine, weed and salts
GermanyBernd2022-02-13 16:47:23 · 4yNo. 136343reply
what are the prices for common drugs in ukraine?
UkraineBernd2022-02-13 17:00:46 · 4yNo. 136347reply
if i recall correctly then 5 yrs ago some dose of amph was 200uah, i've never paid for any drug, only have got bad by levodopa and bromocriptine

FinlandBernd2022-02-01 14:18:41 · 4yNo. 134349reply
Sometimes Turkey is pretty based after all.
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TurkeyBernd2022-02-13 12:11:46 · 4yNo. 136290reply
its not erdogan as far as i can tell but im not a pro and quality is pretty shitty.
phenotype on pic is not uncommon, at least where i live.
SloveniaBernd2022-02-13 14:28:09 · 4yNo. 136318reply
>Being a phenotype pro doesn't help much, as there are countless various hybrid types that could look like many different things. Get the "wrong" Greek gene here, and the "wrong" Arab gene there with a healthy dose of some other bullshit gene, and you can look like basically anything with a brownish skin and dark hair.
Single individual? Perhaps. But we have two (in fact, three) specimens to observe here.
CanadaBernd2022-02-13 14:37:20 · 4yNo. 136319reply
It's definitely not Erdogan
NetherlandsBernd2022-02-13 15:26:42 · 4yNo. 136320reply
One is too black.
The other doesnt look particulary Turkish but might pass in any swarthy cuntry.
So id say they are latinas.

RussiaBernd2022-02-13 12:40:01 · 4yNo. 136295reply
Why don't they add iPhones to the new LOTR series? Tolkien didn't imply they not existed in his world too.
 
I also want to see a movie about WW2 where all nazi actors are black.
NetherlandsBernd2022-02-13 12:40:47 · 4yNo. 136296reply
Ayo hol up were da humie wimmins at
United StatesBernd2022-02-13 12:44:01 · 4yNo. 136297reply
>I also want to see a movie about WW2 where all nazi actors are black
I had this idea too. it would be funny to just play it straight and not address the elephant in the room too.
RussiaBernd2022-02-13 12:46:15 · 4yNo. 136298reply

RussiaBernd2022-02-11 19:39:09 · 4yNo. 136027reply
Life in Siberia
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United StatesBernd2022-02-12 10:21:59 · 4yNo. 136098reply
 
She is so cute, how do I get gf like this?
RussiaBernd2022-02-13 01:03:12 · 4yNo. 136230reply
 
You've got yourself in a tiny wee bit of a mix up, pal. The girl you call cute is not the author of the OP's cartoons, but her friend - a well-known chef and a Russian internet celebrity Yulia Yakubenya. The cartoonist is Eva Morozova:
 
United StatesBernd2022-02-13 11:56:16 · 4yNo. 136287reply
>her friend
 
I think you got the mix up, I've met many lesbians in my time and that's more than her "friend"
RussiaBernd2022-02-13 12:19:36 · 4yNo. 136291reply
 
Good for them!

GermanyBernd2022-02-11 21:26:22 · 4yNo. 136039reply
The person on the left: Is it really Putin? I never knew how he looked from the side, it reminds me of something I can't name right now. I will report back if I find out
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MoscowBernd2022-02-13 06:36:36 · 4yNo. 136257reply
i agree, these palaces build in 18th century in the times of luxurious balls of noble. It looks like they had the competition who will make it looks more "rich"', like a niggers or asians, you know.
RussiaBernd2022-02-13 07:30:39 · 4yNo. 136258reply
CanadaBernd2022-02-13 10:11:33 · 4yNo. 136283reply
Looks very dystopian
RussiaBernd2022-02-13 10:20:55 · 4yNo. 136285reply

RussiaBernd2022-02-08 11:06:03 · 4yNo. 135232reply
Imagine living like this
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CzechiaBernd2022-02-13 01:58:22 · 4yNo. 136235reply
I havent seen snow all winter.
RussiaBernd2022-02-13 07:49:55 · 4yNo. 136259reply
Rate the trench. I think they could be proud of me in army
GermanyBernd2022-02-13 08:12:15 · 4yNo. 136261reply
strong boi
RussiaBernd2022-02-13 10:10:37 · 4yNo. 136282reply
Thanks to playing incest video games about a college kid screwing every female in vicinity (starting with his own mom and sister) my perception of American suburbs (and schools) is forever skewed.
t. just keeping people updated on my developments

MexicoBernd2022-02-12 06:57:53 · 4yNo. 136086reply
OK so, I wanna learn Mongolian, but here is the problem;
Should I wait till 2025 when the Mongolian goverment will supposedly change the alphabet from Cyrilic to the "original" Mongolian Alphabet?, I mean is only 3 years, but 3 years of language learning is a lot, I can start by learning to talk it and understand it but I just don't know what the fuck should I do with the writting system ;_;
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MoscowBernd2022-02-13 06:11:34 · 4yNo. 136253reply
 
ДИСКОПРОВОКАЦИЯ - Орда
 
if you are intrested.
MongoliaBernd2022-02-13 06:13:34 · 4yNo. 136254reply
there is no result.
MoscowBernd2022-02-13 06:17:10 · 4yNo. 136255reply
its very strange. Can some music be banned in mongolia? The song is not insulting or so, it on the contrary, exalts Mongolia, and it history, but with a little healthy humour.
MongoliaBernd2022-02-13 06:17:47 · 4yNo. 136256reply
Nah, I am just messing with you, of course, there are results.

United StatesBernd2022-02-12 19:34:57 · 4yNo. 136181reply
I went for a run for the first time in 4 months. It feels p good
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GermanyBernd2022-02-12 21:13:15 · 4yNo. 136203reply
Damn... You never had the pleasure to hit girls with snowballs in elementary school.
MexicoBernd2022-02-12 21:17:23 · 4yNo. 136205reply
I was that guy who only had girl friends so even if there were any snow I don't I would have done it
GermanyMOOOOOOODS!!!Bernd2022-02-12 21:18:02 · 4yNo. 136206reply
CHAD ALERT CHAD ALERT CHAD ALERT
MexicoBernd2022-02-12 21:19:20 · 4yNo. 136207reply

GermanyBernd2022-02-11 20:50:28 · 4yNo. 136036reply
based nigger
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GermanyBernd2022-02-12 19:58:04 · 4yNo. 136185reply
Not being racist has nothing to do with being soy. It has all to do with not being stupid.
CroatiaBernd2022-02-12 20:20:16 · 4yNo. 136189reply
>anti-vaxx is good tho (unlike racism)
 
fixed
SloveniaBernd2022-02-12 20:27:10 · 4yNo. 136192reply
Kill yourself.
p.s. kaj loči ljudi od živali? reka kolpa
ItalyBernd2022-02-12 20:29:45 · 4yNo. 136193reply
Edgelord.

GermanyBernd2022-02-12 14:55:36 · 4yNo. 136119reply
Will he be the new Merkel? God emperor of Europe? I can't imagine the new German chancellor to be a big player on the world stage. What do you think?
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SloveniaBernd2022-02-12 18:02:41 · 4yNo. 136164reply
>God emperor of Europe?
And Africa.
MexicoBernd2022-02-12 18:06:16 · 4yNo. 136166reply
he REKTS africa, that's for sure,
GermanyBernd2022-02-12 18:27:20 · 4yNo. 136170reply
He is just a grey manager. He will be gone in 3 years and we will be ruled for 16 by the conservatives again.
GermanyBernd2022-02-12 18:30:49 · 4yNo. 136172reply
Nah he will lose the next election.

SloveniaBernd2022-02-10 22:26:13 · 4yNo. 135890reply
friday stresi removal soon
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FinlandBernd2022-02-12 17:48:55 · 4yNo. 136155reply
Very nice. I'm guessing no additional stresi removal today?
SloveniaBernd2022-02-12 17:50:55 · 4yNo. 136156reply
why not?
I still have bera (self-brewed) to remove
FinlandBernd2022-02-12 17:51:52 · 4yNo. 136159reply
noice, my father brews some beers too and they are delicious
MongoliaBernd2022-02-12 17:52:48 · 4yNo. 136160reply
cute cat.

United StatesBernd2022-02-12 11:48:31 · 4yNo. 136105reply
I am pissing on my own face right now in the bath tub and nobody can stop it.
 
Dyou even know what freedom it?
RussiaBernd2022-02-12 15:15:44 · 4yNo. 136124reply
American freedom = freedom of perversion
United StatesBernd2022-02-12 15:39:44 · 4yNo. 136126reply
I am fat and black and I intend to get fatter and blacker, where else could I do that?
GermanyBernd2022-02-12 17:34:50 · 4yNo. 136150reply

RussiaBernd2022-02-09 14:32:40 · 4yNo. 135421reply
Putin's agent
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United StatesBernd2022-02-09 18:48:53 · 4yNo. 135534reply
She could poison me with polonium any day.
NetherlandsBernd2022-02-09 20:42:51 · 4yNo. 135561reply
Would despite her short foreheda
GermanyBernd2022-02-11 19:58:35 · 4yNo. 136030reply
BavariaBernd2022-02-11 20:03:01 · 4yNo. 136031reply
You mean the only non-Anglo dog that gets some media attention.
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