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United StatesBernd2022-04-23 02:00:15 · 4yNo. 146914reply
Cum in my bum,
Just fucked a nun,
I cannot rap,
so I'll just fap.
Specifically to Mia Khalifa,
I'm gonna hear her go "Uh!"
 
-BEOWULF
GermanyBernd2022-04-23 02:34:43 · 4yNo. 146917reply
When Celia cums, 'tis earthquake hour
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power when Celia cums.
When Celia farts, my hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts
Shamed are the violets and rose when Celia farts.
United StatesBernd2022-04-23 03:10:44 · 4yNo. 146918reply
 
You're worse at rapping then me.
I bet your apartment smells like pee.
When your dad left, he smiled,
and he filled completely with glee.
 
-BEOWULF

RussiaPoetry threadaBernd2022-04-15 18:01:42 · 4yNo. 146332reply
A worm came out of my butthole and smiled
He told me "what have you done with your life?"
I was devastated, my mind was depressed
So I punched him back into my ass
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CzechiaBernd2022-04-21 15:12:38 · 4yNo. 146749reply
nigga nigga uh uh
get the bitches
uh uh
make israel great again uh
MexicoBernd2022-04-21 18:33:45 · 4yNo. 146755reply
Please believe in gentle dreams
The sweetness of people
Whistling in their sleep
The angels in your palm
Sing gentle worried songs
And the sweetness of our dreams
Like mountains made of steam
United StatesBernd2022-04-22 01:40:51 · 4yNo. 146774reply
And indeed there will be time
To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?”
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair —
(They will say: “How his hair is growing thin!”)
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin —
(They will say: “But how his arms and legs are thin!”)
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
RussiaBernd2022-04-22 09:17:50 · 4yNo. 146801reply
One day you will die
You'll look around to see what you've got
And you will feel how God smiles
When he sees such an stupid faggot
He'll tell you "are you retarded?"
"Why did you do such a stupid thing?"
He'll cry because of the laughing
And you will burn from the shame.

United StatesBernd2022-04-16 06:14:05 · 4yNo. 146360reply
I will fuck your dad by October 12th, 2022 11:09 AM Eastern Time Zone.
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United StatesBernd2022-04-19 00:33:03 · 4yNo. 146557reply
 
Who said I was the top?
United StatesBernd2022-04-19 00:33:45 · 4yNo. 146558reply
 
I also fucked your uncle.
DenmarkBernd2022-04-21 17:11:26 · 4yNo. 146751reply
Daddy's ass is blast-door-shut, no hope for you mister
United StatesBernd2022-04-21 22:57:06 · 4yNo. 146764reply
 
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Anyway, I just fucked your dad.

SloveniaBernd2022-04-18 12:24:06 · 4yNo. 146501reply
Roosters see Polish text for the first time.
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CzechiaBernd2022-04-21 14:15:30 · 4yNo. 146746reply
god bless Cyril for learning these gentlemen how to write
RussiaBernd2022-04-21 14:39:59 · 4yNo. 146747reply
 
That's Slovenia-bernd, a KC-pet.
ItalyBernd2022-04-21 15:14:17 · 4yNo. 146750reply
The rooster in the video.
SloveniaBernd2022-04-21 17:45:23 · 4yNo. 146754reply
Such is life with long heda.
Can shitpost from wörk, can answer to any shitpost at will, have no frens irl

CzechiaBernd2022-04-20 18:58:10 · 4yNo. 146708reply
me and the boys visiting a jewish cemetery in Berlin
DenmarkBernd2022-04-21 17:13:16 · 4yNo. 146752reply
Me the cool biker watching the bikes outside
GermanyBernd2022-04-21 17:29:14 · 4yNo. 146753reply
They looks like the Leningrad Cowboys.

IrelandBernd2022-04-18 22:00:00 · 4yNo. 146543reply
I never took the vaxx, and I never will.
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SloveniaBernd2022-04-21 09:57:49 · 4yNo. 146733reply
additional info: idiot retard dogdoor prescribed me sick leave of a whole week
other than some stuffy heda I am now fully recovered, time to live the neet life for a while
GermanyBernd2022-04-21 10:08:29 · 4yNo. 146734reply
enjoy
PolandBernd2022-04-21 11:52:44 · 4yNo. 146739reply
The problem with statistic is simple, in here if you end up in hospital, suddenly die ans death and they find out you have been infected in covid - they often write that cause of death was covid infection. There was huge butthurt about that, because they should only count respiratory failures or other symptoms strictly related to covid as such, but they ended up adding people with heart attack or strokes into those. Those also could be caused by covid, but possibility is much lower.
Anyway, average age of death by covid in Poland was 72.9, so I doubt any of us will have serious problems. Omicron on statistics despite having infected much bigger amount of people than Delta, had lesser lethality.
I was unvaxxed and fully recovered in 3 days.
SloveniaBernd2022-04-21 13:02:54 · 4yNo. 146740reply
>Those also could be caused by covid, but possibility is much lower.
When those with covid were 15x more likely to die than general population, the possibility of dying of anything else is statistically insignificant.
Additional info: I calculated this statistic based on per age group general death rate in Germany, and per age group ratio between logged covid deaths and infections.

United StatesBernd2022-04-21 03:18:26 · 4yNo. 146727reply
I'm of Argentinian descent and for some reason my grandfather really liked Germany. He was a good man, his name was Adolg Hitles, he also had a funny mustache.

CzechiaThis did not age wellBernd2022-04-20 13:13:18 · 4yNo. 146687reply
>this was considered woke and progressive in 2013
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CzechiaBernd2022-04-20 13:14:37 · 4yNo. 146690reply
All the white women went crazy over this scene, atleast in Europe
GermanyBernd2022-04-20 13:17:04 · 4yNo. 146691reply
>all the white wimin
 
yes everyone watched game of shit
CzechiaBernd2022-04-20 13:18:24 · 4yNo. 146692reply
are you being ironic because most indeed have, it was THE show for young adults and women are always those consuming more amerishit propaganda shows than men
GermanyBernd2022-04-20 13:26:43 · 4yNo. 146693reply
most, young women, yes
 
and for the first time I agree with you

United KingdomIndian Actors with 'special' Attributes neededBernd2022-04-03 20:34:29 · 4yNo. 144796reply
was originally wanting to post this on over at indiachan but it seems to be down at the moment, I am in the process of writing a script for a movie which features a unsimulated footjob on a small but well endowed Indian man in which he is seen masturbating himself to completion with the small feet of a actress who plays one of the main characters who is a High End escort, he needs to be between 5'2" and 5'5" between 55 and 70 years of age, have at least an 8 inch penis preferably 11 inches who doesn't mind ejaculating on film, if you think you are the person for the role please keep this thread bookmarked or come to it from time to time for updates on this script.
5 messages omitted.
United KingdomBernd2022-04-03 23:56:23 · 4yNo. 144836reply
like I mentioned am still in the process of writing the script for it and then have to try and see if I can get any interest for it from a producer and/or director but like I said keep coming to this thread from time to time for updates on it and let him know about it, also is he Indian?
IcelandBernd2022-04-13 15:57:34 · 4yNo. 146138reply
 
Ok. This sounds legit. I wil go ask my buddy how big his dick is.
United KingdomBernd2022-04-19 16:46:04 · 4yNo. 146616reply
yes it is man and cool that'll fantastic if you could do that and is your friend an Indian?, also can you ask him to see if his comfortable with being completely naked and full erect on the set cos during the orgy scene his character is seen walking around full erect and also can you ask him if he's okay for this is well his character has sex with one of the main character's in it he is seen coming up to her for his turn she sees him looks down and notices his fully erect cock to see how big it is she gives a surprise and scared expression on her face as she sees it and to see if it's real she pats and rubs the shaft of his cock with the soles of her feet and then puts her toes into his nut sack before he smiles and starts having sex with her, and I am going to have to a lot of negotiating here but I am wanting it to possible be real you don't actually see him put his penis in her is all done out of camera shot but you do clearly know that he's penis inside her from both their expressions, do you think your friend would/will be fine with this?
RussiaBernd2022-04-20 05:06:09 · 4yNo. 146654reply
You'd think OP's just trolling - but they actually do be filming films like that.

United StatesBernd2022-04-20 00:34:18 · 4yNo. 146644reply
cum chain
United StatesBernd2022-04-20 00:34:37 · 4yNo. 146645reply
cum
MexicoBernd2022-04-20 01:28:10 · 4yNo. 146648reply
cum
UkraineBernd2022-04-20 01:44:53 · 4yNo. 146652reply

GermanyBernd2022-04-19 01:58:02 · 4yNo. 146560reply
So this is sending me into a frothing rage every time I hear this: Apparently the sentence "Viking is a verb" has become some kind of meme amongst people who pretend to know anything about Vikings. But it's just 100% wrong. It's like these people were saying the sky is green and grass is blue. Viking is a noun. It's a noun in English and it's a noun in Old Norse, the language the vikings spoke.
 
Example:
 
What these people are trying to say is that "viking" is not an ethnicity, but more like a job description. But it's still a noun.
 
If any Bernds care I'll elaborate and even provide sources from sagas saying "xy var víkingr mikill" (xy was a great viking) and stuff like that.
 
t. nord pro
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GermanyBernd2022-04-19 12:22:32 · 4yNo. 146596reply
won't computer linguistics be useless the day an AI is born that understands language a human like way?
 
I'm a codemonkey already and i have a fetish for languages so I'm thinking about computer linguistics but the thought that it might be considered a useless degree some day and maths scares me.
NetherlandsBernd2022-04-19 12:30:07 · 4yNo. 146598reply
It probably will but it won't happen anytime soon, it's very far from there rn. Let your grandkids think about it.
GermanyBernd2022-04-19 13:28:39 · 4yNo. 146600reply
I have a BA in this.
Calling languages crap is a subjective statement. You should know that.
NetherlandsBernd2022-04-19 13:35:56 · 4yNo. 146602reply
Calling anything crap is a subjective statement. I just shared my personal opinion and elaborated why I think so, isn't that what boards exist for?

RussiaBernd2022-04-18 15:07:20 · 4yNo. 146516reply
Do you prefer a real dick or a dildo inside your ass?
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GermanyBernd2022-04-18 19:18:39 · 4yNo. 146535reply
I once fell on a bottle of Coca Cola™ and had to get it removed by a doctor.
 
I didnt like it of course
FinlandBernd2022-04-18 19:43:38 · 4yNo. 146539reply
Third time's the charm, right?
Shove it real deep this time.
GermanyBernd2022-04-18 20:55:21 · 4yNo. 146540reply
real dick (female)
GermanyBernd2022-04-18 21:01:26 · 4yNo. 146541reply
Dildo in ass and dick in pussy

United StatesBernd2022-04-10 17:10:29 · 4yNo. 145683reply
Bosnia and Bulgaria having a nice day together
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RussiaBernd2022-04-15 07:59:47 · 4yNo. 146306reply
 
Well, if she's drawing smut, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd decide to made a visual novel one day; a game where you're playing as a country(person) and manage relationships with other country(persons). Like picrelated, but for women (and/or coomers).
NetherlandsBernd2022-04-15 13:35:41 · 4yNo. 146322reply
Why everyone has a pointy nose in these comics?
United StatesBernd2022-04-15 17:41:07 · 4yNo. 146330reply
Art style.
NetherlandsBernd2022-04-17 22:18:43 · 4yNo. 146490reply
I like pointy nosed grils so for me its sexual preference :Dd

SloveniaBernd2022-04-16 20:01:52 · 4yNo. 146406reply
my mfw face when realized V, O, and Z are initials of Volodymyr Oleksandrovyč Zelenśkyj
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GermanyBernd2022-04-17 00:11:45 · 4yNo. 146425reply
Even in war Russia got cucked by west to use latin alphabet as symbols.
GermanyBernd2022-04-17 01:12:49 · 4yNo. 146426reply
TurkeyBernd2022-04-17 19:06:25 · 4yNo. 146482reply
Maybe wect was cucked by russia by stealing its letters.
IsraelBernd2022-04-17 19:20:15 · 4yNo. 146484reply
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