My name? Oh— Lemme tell you my name. Uh... I’m confused. Because, uh, you know, like, we’re supposed to believe in the ministry, right? So is the— i— is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused ‘cuz I never went to school. Right? Does a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that, (holds fingers in a “cross” formation) right, you have a cross, two sticks, right? And that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo. ‘Cuz when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like “this” (cross gesture) by not smiling at me. In Toronto— Hey, hi guys, you know me: Steve Spiros? “Easygoing?” Those who know me: I’m a nobody, y’understand? And you can’t kill a person with no body! So, why am I afraid? I’m not afraid! I’m afraid of the Boogeyman! Who’s the Boogeyman? You figure it out! I’m gettin’ outta here! I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I’m gonna wear my sunglasses at night, ya know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them! Why? ‘Cuz I have sunglasses on and I’m weird.
Uhh... I’m from Humberside? I’m sorry if, uh, I made a fool of Humberside, but... All those people who called me a sleepwalker? I woke up!! Now I’m going back to sleep ‘cuz I’m gonna be committed in an isolation room, because I’m gonna go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am: a FUCK-UP!!! GOODBYE!
Hey Toronto the Good, look at— look at this square. It was a shithole when I worked here, now it looks like New York, Manhattan! Where are the bums? There’s no bums here. Toronto doesn’t have bums! But Waterloo, they’re creating bums, they created ME! Why?! I don’t know! Maybe it’s the church. Talk to the Pope, he knows everything. I’ve had it! I’m gonna die! How can you die when you’re DEAD! Oh wait a second, I’m gonna be crucified, right?
(Rips open shirt.)
sigh I’m not gonna raise my voice. ‘Cuz I’m committed to the Lord. I love you.
What is their secret?
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Today, we're going to prepare Ropa Vieja (old clothes in Spanish), the national dish of Cuba.
This dish dates back to the Middle Ages of Spanish Sephardim, a loose adaptation of a dish that remains popular in southern and central Spain. Traditionally, it was a way to stretch the leftovers of stews such as puchero or cocida, both of which are garbanzo-based dishes as is the original Spanish version of Ropa Vieja. This dish was later taken to Cuba where the Cubans made it their own.
Best served with a side of rice and black beans.
Ingredients:
- 1.5 pounds / 0.68 kg chuck ask your butcher to cut it taller than wider so you get long strands of beef along the grain.
- 0.75 large yellow onion thinly sliced
- 0.75 of each large green red and yellow bell pepper, thinly sliced
- 3 cloves garlic minced
- 1.5 tsp / 4.14 g dried oregano
- 1.5 tsp / 4.21 g ground cumin
- 1.5 tsp / 4.73 g teaspoons sweet paprika
- 0.75 tsp / 2.11 g smoked paprika
- 0.09 tsp / 0.25 g ground allspice
- 0.09 tsp / 0.25 g ground cloves
- 1.5 tsp / 8.88 g kosher salt
- 0.38 tsp / 0.64 g freshly ground black pepper
- 0.38 cup / 90 mL dry white wine
- 0.75 cup / 177.44 mL chicken broth
- 12.75 oz / 361.45 g can crushed tomatoes
- 5.25 oz / 148.84 can tomato paste
- 1.5 bay leaves
- 0.75 large carrot cut in half
- 0.75 large stalk celery cut in half
- 0.75 cup / 101.25 g green olives, rinsed and drained (you can slice them if you prefer)
- 0.38 cup / 52.5 g roasted red peppers drained
- 0.19 cup / 36 g pimientos drained
- 1.5 tbsp / 14 g capers rinsed and drained
- 0.25 cup / 15.5 g chopped fresh parsley
Steps:
1. Pat the beef dry and sprinkle with salt and freshly ground black pepper.
2. Heat a little oil in a Dutch oven over high heat. Once very hot add the beef and brown generously on all sides. Transfer the beef to a plate. (Do not discard the drippings and blackened bits in the pot, they are key to the flavor.)
3. Add the sliced vegetables to the pot and cook over medium heat for 15-20 minutes until caramelized. Add the garlic and spices and cook for another minute. Add the white wine and bring it to a rapid boil, deglazing the bottom of the pan (scraping up the browned bits on the bottom of the pan).
4. Add the broth, crushed tomatoes, tomato paste and bay leaves. Simmer for 5 minutes.
5. Return the roast to the pot along with the pieces of carrots and celery. Bring to a boil, reduce the heat to low, cover and simmer for 3-4 hours or until the beef is fork tender and falls apart easily. Discard the celery, carrots and bay leaves or keep them in if preferred.
6. Transfer the beef to a plate and shred it. Return the shredded beef to the pot.
7. Stir in the olives, roasted red peppers, capers and pimientos. Simmer uncovered to thicken the sauce for 30 minutes. Stir in the parsley and add salt and pepper to taste.
Remember Bernd; there is no possible way that anything could get worse than it is now.
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roosters are now attacking jews for being nazis
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Is drinkable tap water the sign of civilization?
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