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GermanyBernd2022-06-04 18:15:08 · 4yNo. 160255reply
Mom just saw a picture of pepe the frog on my screen
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SloveniaBernd2022-06-04 18:36:19 · 4yNo. 160290reply
ne ti men, .... pəs ti jebu mat gnoj zarukan
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 18:39:56 · 4yNo. 160294reply
>My mom doesn't even know what that is.
My mom doesn't know either. Her comment was literally "who is this? is this some kind of monster?"
ahahahahaha
>"who is this? is this some kind of monster?"
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 18:46:08 · 4yNo. 160306reply
>but describe your mother to me physically
weirdo
SloveniaBernd2022-06-04 18:52:19 · 4yNo. 160317reply
context: fucking someone's mother is gravest insult in balkans
also yes, translator fails with slovene as it is spoken rather than the bookish standard that's heavily contrived to be more simliar to other slavic languages

SloveniaBernd2022-06-03 18:56:54 · 4yNo. 159024reply
How will you celebrate pride month?
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RussiaBernd2022-06-04 17:55:46 · 4yNo. 160206reply
RussiaBernd2022-06-04 17:58:24 · 4yNo. 160216reply
 
My first thought was Portuguese, but that's not it, probably. Might be Greek.
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 17:59:36 · 4yNo. 160219reply
Name one thing more Russian than AIDS
pro tipps: you can't
SloveniaBernd2022-06-04 18:40:12 · 4yNo. 160295reply

GermanyBernd2022-06-04 16:51:09 · 4yNo. 160123reply
Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
Don't you know I'm loco?
SpainBernd2022-06-04 17:35:49 · 4yNo. 160163reply
Please read the following story that happened to me
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 17:55:56 · 4yNo. 160208reply

SpainBernd2022-06-04 15:55:45 · 4yNo. 160079reply
Last week I received this voice message.
Can someone identify the language and translate the content of the message, please?
Thank you!
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 16:15:06 · 4yNo. 160098reply
I can't understand anything.
 
t. language pro

GermanyBernd2022-06-03 17:32:48 · 4yNo. 158897reply
bernd is such a fat persons name
SloveniaBernd2022-06-03 18:57:31 · 4yNo. 159027reply
PeruBernd2022-06-03 18:58:19 · 4yNo. 159028reply
My name is Tupac
FinlandBernd2022-06-03 19:38:02 · 4yNo. 159115reply
 
You're bernd now.
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 16:07:41 · 4yNo. 160090reply
its ok im fat

GermanyBernd2022-06-04 11:40:34 · 4yNo. 159911reply
Shhh, Hispabros are asleep
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GermanyBernd2022-06-04 13:46:14 · 4yNo. 159969reply
BoliviaBernd2022-06-04 14:38:18 · 4yNo. 160008reply
fren how can I help
SloveniaBernd2022-06-04 15:18:06 · 4yNo. 160042reply
MexicoBernd2022-06-04 15:47:47 · 4yNo. 160070reply
because i run by the mornings.

GermanyBernd2022-06-04 09:41:42 · 4yNo. 159853reply
I've already eaten breakfast, brushed my teeth, downloaded some music and watched a movie. Rate my day.
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GermanyBernd2022-06-04 15:06:50 · 4yNo. 160026reply
You must have consciously decided to not brush your teeth at some point.
SwedenBernd2022-06-04 15:10:27 · 4yNo. 160030reply
nah, it's never in my life been a habit for me
so I have to conciously decide to brush, which I rarely do
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 15:11:19 · 4yNo. 160031reply
How is the health of your teeth?
SwedenBernd2022-06-04 15:12:03 · 4yNo. 160034reply
it's ok, my gum is fucked up though (from soda I guess)

SpainCONSPIRACY THEORIESBernd2022-06-02 20:13:41 · 4yNo. 157491reply
ITT: Conspiracy theories from your country.
In my country there is a rumor that the prime minister's wife is actually a man who was accused of killing 3 girls in 1992.
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MexicoBernd2022-06-03 15:30:10 · 4yNo. 158654reply
sounds like every bank to me
SpainBernd2022-06-03 19:34:50 · 4yNo. 159108reply
That's a hoax. The police investigated the place where the bodies were supposedly buried and found no human remains. In addition, the alleged victims contradicted their testimony and some of them confessed that it was a lie organized by a cuckold hairdresser and a false journalist.
SloveniaBernd2022-06-03 22:43:12 · 4yNo. 159344reply
hello CNI
SpainBernd2022-06-04 14:17:52 · 4yNo. 159989reply
C'mon man, CNI loves this things. A bunch of politicians who can be blackmailed for being involved in satanism, murders and prostitution? Wow, that's a wet dream for CNI.
No, seriously, the case is a big lie. Even politicians who tried to defend the alleged victims, today demand explanations in court.
The problem with publicizing a false case like this is that it overshadows other cases that are real and unknown to most people.

GermanyBOARD OWNER READ THIS!Bernd2022-06-02 21:29:01 · 4yNo. 157644reply
We need to find a Solution for the Chat quickly. Please implement Ban/Rangeban option for Mods.
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TurkeyBernd2022-06-04 13:58:20 · 4yNo. 159973reply
You mean ban in chat? Why?
Its not even persistent.
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 13:58:55 · 4yNo. 159974reply
Not him, but on multiple occasions an Ecuadorian posted links to CP in the chat
TurkeyBernd2022-06-04 13:59:34 · 4yNo. 159975reply
Hmmmmm well ill think about it. I mean i think of an easy way of implementing this.
SloveniaBernd2022-06-04 14:05:01 · 4yNo. 159979reply
Yeah. Reminds me of how on mewch, we had a liveposting interface so when you were writing in new post box, the text was already appearing at the bottom of the thread for others to see.
Nonces started abusing that to place cp links in every thread.

Dominican RepublicBernd, is there a browser extension you'd like?Bernd2022-06-03 22:35:15 · 4yNo. 159332reply
Say, I'm practicing programming by making simple extensions for Mozilla, so I'd like to hear what would you like as an extension so I could try implementing it
I'm working on an Extension that sorts Pinterest pins on a board by random
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ChileBernd2022-06-04 03:54:52 · 4yNo. 159656reply
https://universal-bypass.org/
This is very useful bernd, you should try it
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 06:59:38 · 4yNo. 159813reply
Make an extension which allows you to download whole threads with all the media posted from imageboards
BoliviaBernd2022-06-04 13:18:16 · 4yNo. 159949reply
tor project
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 13:34:24 · 4yNo. 159958reply
>tor project
What do you mean? An extension to access TOR? That would be deanonymizing, because of the fingerprint. Just use TOR browser.

GermanyBernd2022-06-03 16:45:31 · 4yNo. 158784reply
I just want to be happy in life. Is that too much to ask for?
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MexicoBernd2022-06-04 01:11:34 · 4yNo. 159493reply
Happiness is nothing but a bunch of empty promises.
PeruBernd2022-06-04 04:34:56 · 4yNo. 159695reply
the entire life is a cope so don't think so much about it n don't be incontinent
BoliviaBernd2022-06-04 13:20:30 · 4yNo. 159952reply
Happiness is not outside, stop fooling yourself it's inside
work on yourself
BoliviaBernd2022-06-04 13:23:33 · 4yNo. 159955reply
bolivia is

United StatesBernd2022-06-04 12:49:29 · 4yNo. 159931reply
checked facebook
checked instagram
checked KhC
checked youtube
 
what am i supposed to do for the rest of my day now? i've exhausted all options. i can just lay down and die now
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 12:51:15 · 4yNo. 159934reply
>checked KhC
that's a constant activity though
United StatesBernd2022-06-04 12:52:20 · 4yNo. 159935reply
nah there's like 1 or 2 good threads per day most is just gay diahhrea slowly trickling theoughout the day
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 12:54:42 · 4yNo. 159937reply
I need kohl to shitpost
BoliviaBernd2022-06-04 13:11:52 · 4yNo. 159942reply
check out the deepweb

GermanyBernd2022-06-03 15:43:41 · 4yNo. 158671reply
Will watch Die Hard for the first time in my life.
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GermanyBernd2022-06-03 18:07:12 · 4yNo. 158964reply
I see, I wonder why the bad guys are German in that movie. Are Germans the archetypal villains in American movies? I thought Russians had that role.
GermanyBernd2022-06-03 18:22:07 · 4yNo. 158986reply
t. 15yo
MexicoBernd2022-06-03 18:22:16 · 4yNo. 158987reply
Nah russians are the main bad guys on the schizo mind of the amerimutt. They are the evil in games, movies and even songs, kek.
I think amerimutts look at germans as crazy scientist
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 09:22:35 · 4yNo. 159850reply
Will watch Rain Man next.

GermanyBernd2022-06-03 22:04:41 · 4yNo. 159295reply
Bernd from >>154654
 
two turks came across and invited me to their home, i wonder what the signs on their carpet mean. apparently it is not arabic - perhaps just gibberish?
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GermanyBernd2022-06-03 23:10:03 · 4yNo. 159362reply
GermanyBernd2022-06-03 23:13:22 · 4yNo. 159364reply
a buddy called my small blue lock "Geschenkband" (=gift ribbon) becaus it is so easy to break
Dominican RepublicBernd2022-06-04 01:16:47 · 4yNo. 159502reply
Pretty cool
GermanyBernd2022-06-04 05:40:17 · 4yNo. 159745reply
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