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United StatesBernd2022-06-14 00:01:30 · 4yNo. 170013reply
I have a this coworker, he's obsessed with finding signs that he believes are being repeated everywhere. Like the number 17, references to "the return", and the name James(which also happens to be his name). I think he might think he is the second coming because he was born in 9/11 and is named James which makes him powerful. Powerful in a magical sense, as he also believes in magic and wizards.
 
He'll constantly just say phrases to people that we're supposed to try and sound out to understand the hidden meaning or sometimes it's not syllables and it's anagram. Like recently he's been really into the saying "Jimmy Crack Corn". Or he'll repeat lyrics from Eminem, Green Day, or early 2000's rappers to show how these sings are in their lyrics as well.
 
Also despite being fat, bald, and old he believes he can convince any woman to have sex with him. Is obsessed with the game Pickle Ball. Has a deep infatuation with Thai Women, whom he believes to be the most beautiful women on earth. Which I assume his Asian wife/mother of his child to be.
He's an alright guy though.
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GermanyBernd2022-06-14 07:12:22 · 4yNo. 170378reply
I just showed an autist at work KC and he wasn't interested for even 3 seconds. He clicked away the site and continued to talk about wolfs in Germany.
SpainBernd2022-06-14 07:50:20 · 4yNo. 170383reply
he belive that thinks? what a looser...
United StatesBernd2022-06-14 14:14:18 · 4yNo. 170555reply
He's not really kc-tier, he"s more /x/ schizo-tiet.
 
When you talking with him the conversation oscillates between talking about schizo tier hidden messages everywhere, discussion of women and his sexual expertise, and the game of pickleball which is an avid player of.
MoscowBernd2022-06-18 23:44:02 · 4yNo. 175261reply
MUH AWOORINOS

United StatesBernd2022-06-17 16:32:15 · 4yNo. 173724reply
what happens in this country?
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GermanyBernd2022-06-18 20:02:22 · 4yNo. 175091reply
a few brits post
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 20:03:02 · 4yNo. 175092reply
Judging from that post on /de/, I believe there is at least one proxy among them
SloveniaBernd2022-06-18 20:03:21 · 4yNo. 175093reply
MoscowBernd2022-06-18 23:42:10 · 4yNo. 175259reply
norf bein norf
 
sauf bein sauf
 
simpul as

GermanyBernd2022-06-16 00:49:25 · 4yNo. 171776reply
>drive hot girl home
<you want to eat something, Bernd?
>yes why not it's 1AM and i'm hungry
>chill on her sofa
>she sits down ~25cm from me
>i do nothing
>...
>food is ready, we go to the table and eat
>eating is done, prepare myself to go home
<do you want a tea, Bernd!
>second chance arrives!!
>answer yes (we both love tea)
>chill on coach
>she comes even closer
>i do nothing
>we drink tea
>i do nothing
>i go home
 
 
I did it again boys...
If I can't change myself I'll be stuck with my V-card forever :/
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GermanyBernd2022-06-18 15:57:45 · 4yNo. 174879reply
how do you initiate now?
 
i'm still clueless
NetherlandsBernd2022-06-18 20:18:32 · 4yNo. 175113reply
Just b.e. urself
SloveniaBernd2022-06-18 20:23:21 · 4yNo. 175115reply
I can't even get girl to go to park with me
NetherlandsBernd2022-06-18 22:56:46 · 4yNo. 175224reply
She was 28 while i was 19 back then.

NetherlandsBernd2022-06-18 22:55:18 · 4yNo. 175222reply
If i had a group of prisoners and wanted to sow discord between them i would ask them for information i know they wouldnt give. Then some would get beaten for not giving information and some wouldnt.
Then the ones that got beaten will think the untouched ones talked, or at least will be suspicious.
R8 plan.

United StatesBernd2022-06-18 19:31:55 · 4yNo. 175039reply
I'm becoming good friends with a coworker. He likes very kc-tier things and we surprisingly have lots of common interests and tastes. We're getting along well.
 
But at the same time I think to myself I wish I could make such a connection with a woman in life.
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United StatesBernd2022-06-18 19:33:56 · 4yNo. 175044reply
I've never had a connection with a woman. So I think these things.
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 19:39:53 · 4yNo. 175055reply
You are a warrior monk. You don't need women.
NetherlandsBernd2022-06-18 19:44:03 · 4yNo. 175062reply
I actually envy you a little, I never had such a connection with man. I had them with women though, but it's more problematic - either you make deep realtionships out of it with devotion, sex and everything or it slowly disappears.
DenmarkBernd2022-06-18 20:14:30 · 4yNo. 175109reply
When's the wedding?

GermanyBernd2022-06-18 17:18:18 · 4yNo. 174939reply
Why did Mussolini lose Italy?
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SloveniaBernd2022-06-18 19:16:53 · 4yNo. 175010reply
Fascism survived without Mussolini. In Spain.
 
The main problem for fascism however is that they were unjustly equated with krautism of Hitler everywhere.
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 19:19:05 · 4yNo. 175014reply
>Fascism survived without Mussolini. In Spain.
I was referring to Fascism in Italy.
SloveniaBernd2022-06-18 19:29:53 · 4yNo. 175033reply
twas dont.
 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Social_Movement
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordine_Nuovo
NetherlandsBernd2022-06-18 19:34:33 · 4yNo. 175045reply
He lost almost every single war he was waging even if it was against some Balkanian peasants equipped with pre-WWI hunting rifles so losing Italy sounds inevitable.

FinlandBernd2022-06-18 12:12:07 · 4yNo. 174797reply
Why did the modern human become a brainlet compared to the big brain 1500's human? Will we continue this downwards trend?
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SloveniaBernd2022-06-18 19:23:48 · 4yNo. 175021reply
Domestication.
 
https://www.science.org/content/article/tamer-cow-smaller-brain
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsos.210477
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 19:24:49 · 4yNo. 175023reply
I doubt this small difference in brain size means any difference in intelligence.
NetherlandsBernd2022-06-18 19:26:03 · 4yNo. 175025reply
Agree. Maybe humans just found a way of making their brains more compact while keeping contents the same.
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 19:26:47 · 4yNo. 175026reply
In evolution some body parts become useless.

SpainMAKAKOBernd2022-06-18 12:54:00 · 4yNo. 174805reply
The pet monkey of a drug gang member – dressed up in a bulletproof vest and camouflaged jacket – has been killed in a bloody shootout which also left 11 other cartel members dead.
 
 
https://nypost.com/2022/06/17/la-familia-michoacanas-pet-monkey-found-dead-after-bloody-cartel-shootout/
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FinlandBernd2022-06-18 14:25:11 · 4yNo. 174834reply
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 14:31:32 · 4yNo. 174842reply
This is outrageous
GuatemalaBernd2022-06-18 15:03:16 · 4yNo. 174855reply
>that monkey has probably seen more ass and tits than we will in our lifes
MexicoBernd2022-06-18 17:03:20 · 4yNo. 174922reply
Ayy kek

FinlandBernd2022-06-18 10:22:26 · 4yNo. 174772reply
My television is broken. It doesn't start.
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FinlandBernd2022-06-18 14:21:39 · 4yNo. 174832reply
Oh my, it seems you need a new Product to replace this faulty one! Go buy now! Don't listen to this nonsense about replacing batteries or humbug like that!
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 14:24:55 · 4yNo. 174833reply
your TV not starting is a sign from dog
 
time to start reading the good book
 
hallelujah praise jeebuz
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 14:26:35 · 4yNo. 174836reply
FinlandBernd2022-06-18 14:38:47 · 4yNo. 174846reply
 
would praying make the remote control work?

MexicoBernd2022-06-18 01:31:38 · 4yNo. 174410reply
I've been saving 4 years, as I'm going to enjoy those whites
argentos in three months I arrive,
one question, how many dollars will I spend in
a turra, or youngwhite? goto 1100 dll's
 
 
nigger; llevo ahorrando 4 years, como voy a gozar
esas blanquitas, argentos en tres meses llego,
una pregunta, cuantos dolares gastare
en una turra, o blanquita? llevo como 1100 dlls.
MexicoBernd2022-06-18 01:45:57 · 4yNo. 174422reply
¡VIVA LAS TURRAS CULONAS!
MexicoBernd2022-06-18 02:19:34 · 4yNo. 174449reply
to go bernd in argentina 60% inflation
1 one dolla'rs= 122,87169 Argentine Pesos
sucks balls for kitchen kfc
AustriaBernd2022-06-18 12:15:21 · 4yNo. 174799reply
How's sex tourism in South America?
It does seem to have its merits...

Chile/INT/ernational Random VideosBernd2022-06-16 23:05:32 · 4yNo. 172853reply
Upload videos of your countries, any theme
Gore and derivatives not allowed
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VenezuelaBernd2022-06-18 00:10:39 · 4yNo. 174316reply
Well that's unexpected
KEK
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 10:43:55 · 4yNo. 174777reply
A bit late but I'll share my favourite Germany videos now.
GermanyBernd2022-06-18 11:29:50 · 4yNo. 174787reply
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GermanyBernd2022-06-17 13:52:36 · 4yNo. 173622reply
Wait, wtf? How do Americans boil their water?
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GermanyBernd2022-06-17 20:21:29 · 4yNo. 173991reply
Weird still to call it device, when there are more specific names for the exact thing, which were even already mentioned in the thread.
GuatemalaBernd2022-06-17 22:54:33 · 4yNo. 174130reply
What else did you expect from euro sissies?
RussiaBernd2022-06-18 03:02:57 · 4yNo. 174497reply
>artifact
 
Are we seeing something that could rival the beaverh or that feel?
FinlandBernd2022-06-18 05:38:03 · 4yNo. 174617reply
 
What the fuck man?

United StatesBernd2022-06-17 23:03:34 · 4yNo. 174159reply
are americans really this self-important? does the bus driver also hold a speech when he quits? 😂
 
RussiaBernd2022-06-18 02:48:32 · 4yNo. 174477reply
>are americans really this self-important?
 
You tell me.
 
PS: Didn't watch the video. Did everyone clapped?

RussiaBernd2022-06-17 12:08:25 · 4yNo. 173577reply
Interesting and/or aesthetically pleasing flags and/or coats of arms thread.
RussiaBernd2022-06-17 12:10:58 · 4yNo. 173579reply
Dominican RepublicBernd2022-06-17 22:07:00 · 4yNo. 174065reply
PeruBernd2022-06-17 23:46:00 · 4yNo. 174285reply
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