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United StatesBernd2022-06-19 21:06:09 · 4yNo. 175811reply
I don't talk to women if they don't talk to me first.
 
They don't talk to me.
 
I have no gf.
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IranBernd2022-06-20 17:14:02 · 4yNo. 176342reply
Normies be like: "Just talk to her bro"
 
Meanwhile f*males pull weird faces every time I initiate a conversation with them
 
You are a subhuman in their eyes if you are <5/10
PeruBernd2022-06-20 17:36:28 · 4yNo. 176344reply
Hurka durka women are different perhaps ?
FinlandBernd2022-06-20 22:12:08 · 4yNo. 176502reply
Such is the fate of Bernd. Always held back by his fears.
United StatesBernd2022-06-20 23:11:11 · 4yNo. 176581reply
I talk to shitton of women and still don't have a gf.
It's because I'm poor and don't have time to date or money to afford a gf.


SwedenBernd2022-06-19 16:41:01 · 4yNo. 175651reply
>take a big shit
>depression disappears
r8
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SloveniaBernd2022-06-20 00:07:17 · 4yNo. 175974reply
this
when drinkings, I always feel better, hangover gone, after shittings
SwedenBernd2022-06-20 07:29:42 · 4yNo. 176187reply
>*toilet breaks*
AustriaBernd2022-06-20 08:04:37 · 4yNo. 176196reply
Don't sleep on enemas every now and then!
GermanyBernd2022-06-20 18:47:36 · 4yNo. 176391reply
yes i do worry about that ;_;

SloveniaBernd2022-06-11 14:33:37 · 4yNo. 167920reply
I cooked green pasta with salmon cream sauce today
what is bernd eating?
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AustriaBernd2022-06-20 16:18:31 · 4yNo. 176324reply
STEW'd against.
What's in it?
SloveniaBernd2022-06-20 16:39:04 · 4yNo. 176332reply
chicken liver, dumplings, carrot, leek, parsnip, kohlrabi, celery, broccoli, green beans, tomato, parsley, thyme, bay leaves, black pepper, plus sour cream
t. dad
AustriaBernd2022-06-20 18:22:16 · 4yNo. 176370reply
Lots of nice stuff, except I never had chicken liver, but I guess it can't be that bad and got lots of vitamin A!
Soon I shall try some lentil stew, probably with a lot of onions and some Frankfurter sausages.
GeorgiaBernd2022-06-20 18:22:49 · 4yNo. 176372reply
looks pretty great. based cooking dad

GeorgiaFood ThredaBernd2022-06-17 14:22:59 · 4yNo. 173641reply
Post your daily Food!
 
Food threads help to give idea what to cook and also its cozy to see what Bernd in other country is usually eating.
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GeorgiaBernd2022-06-20 14:27:46 · 4yNo. 176285reply
Thank you Bernd!
OK may its a retarded question but dosent this turns out in alc?
AustriaBernd2022-06-20 14:27:54 · 4yNo. 176286reply
Kvasgarch
SloveniaBernd2022-06-20 14:46:44 · 4yNo. 176289reply
Theoretically yes, but amount of available sugar is low so it shouldn't be over 0.5%.
Consider that starting mixtures for beer are usually 10% sugar and up, source: brews beer at home
GeorgiaBernd2022-06-20 18:06:39 · 4yNo. 176363reply
Pork with onions today. Pretty nice
 
Ah ok so kids can drink it but Muslims not
 
Next time I call you :3

SwedenBernd2022-06-20 08:40:05 · 4yNo. 176205reply
people owe me money and they're holding out on me
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FinlandBernd2022-06-20 11:14:41 · 4yNo. 176244reply
You should have told them beforehand that the bj's weren't free, not after.
GermanyBernd2022-06-20 12:48:59 · 4yNo. 176259reply
SpainBernd2022-06-20 12:57:03 · 4yNo. 176264reply
A NIGGER, A NIGGER, HE IS A NIGGER
SwedenBernd2022-06-20 13:10:26 · 4yNo. 176269reply

GermanyBernd2022-06-18 19:52:45 · 4yNo. 175073reply
Every single person reading this is a god. Yes, you are a god. It doesn't matter, whether you agree or you think differently about yourself. You are a human bean, a being full of life, thoughts and emotions. I cannot imagine a more god-like creature.
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FinlandBernd2022-06-18 22:15:08 · 4yNo. 175194reply
FinlandBernd2022-06-18 22:21:08 · 4yNo. 175202sagereply
It's makes you absolute trash and subhuman scum and the type of shit we don't need around here. Kill yourself.
VenezuelaBernd2022-06-18 22:42:24 · 4yNo. 175215reply
Finn bro you are BASED
HungaryBernd2022-06-20 07:30:45 · 4yNo. 176188reply
I'm glad we agree.

BelgiumBernd2022-06-14 00:12:47 · 4yNo. 170025reply
I think I am legit low iq and am ok with it. The consequence of being dumb doesn't go beyond shaming and it's even nice to be dumb as a way of being detached from pride. You can't ground truth cause it's all circular reasoning at the end also. Causal links are purely mental so you can often deny them as you see fit. Hyperreality makes you unable to distinguish fake from real news and at the end of the day truth is just a matter of blind faith to institutions, they are your eyes. The only true way to verify if a narrative is false is to check for internal contradictions.
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United StatesBernd2022-06-14 00:20:58 · 4yNo. 170034reply
>Can speak at least 3 language
>Dumb
<Kill ur're self my man
GermanyBernd2022-06-14 00:24:17 · 4yNo. 170037reply
Some people go to school to learn how to teach
Some people go to school tryin' to learn how to preach
If you can't preach without goin' to school
You ain't no preacher, you're an educated fool.
IranBernd2022-06-14 15:45:59 · 4yNo. 170631reply
Good for you for accepting your status
 
I used to think very highly of myself because I was a top student in a school where half of the students didn't even touch a book outside school hours, in a country where the average IQ is 80
 
If I had accepted my subhumanity sooner I would have made better decisions in life. To quote Spamton:
"YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR....
... YOU LOST IT..."
GermanyBernd2022-06-20 06:36:23 · 4yNo. 176167reply
bump

GermanyBernd2022-06-19 18:14:21 · 4yNo. 175711reply
How to successfully get rid of Austrians. Patented German tutorial.
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AustriaBernd2022-06-20 05:00:26 · 4yNo. 176137reply
Up until now, whenever a German tourist asked me for directions, I sent them in the completely opposite way.
Sadly the advent of navigational devices somewhat killed that fun for me.
MexicoBernd2022-06-20 05:09:51 · 4yNo. 176141reply
German heavy tank of the 606 schwere panzer batallion enters Austria, 1945 (colorized)
GermanyBernd2022-06-20 06:07:17 · 4yNo. 176159reply
Do you feel at least somehow connected to Bavarians and wouldn't do the same to them? Since you are speaking the same dialect and all
AustriaBernd2022-06-20 06:28:58 · 4yNo. 176166reply
Nod really.
Germ tourists are somehow often a special kind of breed that openly show their arrogant ignorance and then proceed to get mauled to death by a domesticated cow or as lately, need to be rescued by helicopter from the mountains due to the teachers leading a group of 99 Germlings up a too difficult mountain path.

ColombiaBernd2022-06-19 22:34:42 · 4yNo. 175903reply
So, I was thinking about learning German. Would you recommend it, eurobros?
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PeruBernd2022-06-20 01:44:46 · 4yNo. 176008reply
What language should OP learn instead, then?
 
Also help, I’m something like A2 in both French and Italian and could continue learning one of those languages or start studying Portuguese? Which language of those 3 has more soul and culture?
GermanyBernd2022-06-20 01:49:10 · 4yNo. 176012reply
french is best out of these 3 but italy is also a nice place for vacation
 
t. been to both many times
GermanyBernd2022-06-20 01:51:54 · 4yNo. 176015reply
Learn ans portuguese then. More fun, unique and you wont have any trouble to base cocaine with hip street folk in Portugal
PeruBernd2022-06-20 03:04:20 · 4yNo. 176067reply
Intradesting, thanks very much for the insights. Perhaps I could do it the lazy/Low iq way that is learning them in orden of difficulty.
 
Portuguese->Italian->French

GermanyBernd2022-06-19 19:35:40 · 4yNo. 175748reply
I'm going on a trip tomorrow and might not have good internet where I'm going. Recommend me movies, shows, Anime and music to download.
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FinlandBernd2022-06-19 20:14:21 · 4yNo. 175773reply
VenezuelaBernd2022-06-20 01:42:03 · 4yNo. 176005reply
Movies:
Awakenings
4 weddings and a funeral
Beautiful Girls (1996)
The Remains of the Day
Sense and Sensibility
Little Women
NetherlandsBernd2022-06-20 01:58:20 · 4yNo. 176018reply
are u assmusing op is a gril?
VenezuelaBernd2022-06-20 02:18:21 · 4yNo. 176024reply
NO :(

VenezuelaBest Nostalgic Films of 1990's and 2000'sBernd2022-06-20 01:46:41 · 4yNo. 176009reply
This is part of my list:
What do you think?
 
Movies:
Awakenings
4 weddings and a funeral
Beautiful Girls (1996)
The Remains of the Day
Sense and Sensibility
Little Women
 
Love you Bernds
VenezuelaBernd2022-06-20 01:58:08 · 4yNo. 176017reply

RussiaBernd2022-06-19 18:16:33 · 4yNo. 175713reply
Between Russia and Ukraine tooo ))))
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GermanyBernd2022-06-19 19:02:05 · 4yNo. 175734reply
There will be no more Ukraine, Donetsk and Luhansk will be Russia and everything west will be the Great Polish Reiczsz (they will officially name it something with Polish-Ukrainian to not make it look like an annexation).
Poland today is what Germany was in 1930s, fueled by vengeance and lust for power, Polish economy has been unstoppable in the past 20 years and now with Russia's 3 day special operation they finally have an excuse to pump everything into their military expenses. And you know what will happen next Russian sissyboiz, you will have more holes than a Swiss cheese opened by relentless Polish bulls. Better start taking Polish lessons and hoarding up on lube and oil to make the transition less painful.
IrelandBernd2022-06-20 01:18:36 · 4yNo. 175994reply
I would laff my ass off if Pooland burned
PeruBernd2022-06-20 01:37:47 · 4yNo. 176003reply
Me too, I don’t have anything against Poles But they are too cocky
GermanyBernd2022-06-20 01:57:09 · 4yNo. 176016reply
Baerbock-Lawrow Pact when?

United StatesBernd2022-06-19 00:16:38 · 4yNo. 175280reply
>lick my fucking arsehole
UkraineBernd2022-06-19 11:55:12 · 4yNo. 175571reply
once i was drunk and called bolice talking "i need girls!"
AustriaBernd2022-06-19 12:21:07 · 4yNo. 175579reply
Did they relay you to the based department then?
UkraineBernd2022-06-19 22:50:41 · 4yNo. 175928reply
same month another day boliceman stopped me drunk telling that they received 5 calls by grills against me, he sent me to mental hospital, where i was tied by hands to bed, i returned home 7 mo after and since then i have welfare xDDD
GermanyBernd2022-06-19 22:52:09 · 4yNo. 175930reply
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