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My company gives an extra week of vacation per 6 months of long term overseas business assignment.
They call it home leave and will pay for your plane tickets. It is intended for you to go home and spend time with your family, but technically you can book the plane tickets anywhere, and since I am an incel loser I have no one to spend time with in the US.
Therefore I consider using it to go to Europe for the first time.
Any Euros have any advice about where I should go and what I can do? Germany would be my main target destination.
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Matched with a cute girl on a dating app. Wat do?
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What app is it?
I am in my 30s but I have never been on a dating app. I am thinking about trying it soon.
I'm not expecting success but I just want to see what's out there.
When I was younger I had this weird, puritanical aversion to sex, I'm not sure where it came from. Now that I shed that I am far hornier than a typical person in their 30s would usually be.
After years of posting on imageboards I have dedicated my entire life to becoming a shitposter.
It wasn't even something that I tried to become, it's just what ended up happening.
The more time I spend thinking about it, the more I realize that I don't even care about being right or not, but I want to shitpost in a way that gives me the most attention possible, and the only way to do that is to say absurd things that aren't even correct but get attention anyways.
I have been chosen to live this lifestyle, I even like shitposting in real life where I just say retarded things because people might find it offensive or just plain retarded, and it makes me feel good every time someone reacts to it. The very fact that someone could react to anything that I have to say, the fact that they consider me anything but a complete retard, means that I win. I win, I keep winning, I can't stop winning.
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My eyesight on the right site become worth. Now and then i notice it in my daily life.
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>New Zealand will phase in a near-total tobacco ban from next year.
>Legislation passed by parliament on Tuesday means that anyone born after 2008 will never be able to buy cigarettes or tobacco products.
Holy based!
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-63954862
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Sounds like it's time to set up a cigarette smuggling operation to New Zealand. Imagine how much money they'll pay for the cheapest Ukrainian Priljoe.
Creating secret smoke rooms in pubs and well just about any business there is. Bribe cops, judges, politicians, organize hits on rival tobacco mob families...
My coworker used a calculator to calculate 11,30 + 5
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Does being good in calculating in your head does anything for you other than being faster in calculating things in your head. If not you might just as well practice getting to your smartphone calculator faster.
I forgot everything I knew about analysis, integration, or solving differential equations. I don't think I lost anything in forgetting this stuff.
This is a skill that is needed at a job selling people stuff. You could be able to calculate 11+5 withing less than a second and tell the customer 16 immediately, or you could take out a calculator, put the numbers in and then tell the customer after 10-20 seconds looking like an idiot.
Besides. I don't really consider this a skill to be practiced. It's not analysis or integration or equations. It's literally first grade math. 11+5, come on, Bernd. I'm just astonished someone can't do this. It's like an adult not being able to tie their shoes.
1) Paul
2) Bobo (swissball insult bot)
3) Uruguay
r8 and discuss
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i dont visit the board enough to notice also i really dont feel responsible at all since i never wanted to be a mod
i dont feel like abusing my powers on random people on the internet at all but this swiss poster is so incredibly obnoxious that he doesnt even feel like a human to me so sometimes i feel like pressing that ban button randomly simply because its funny
hahaha no
polan perhaps i should have included you in OP
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