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TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 02:00:40 · 4yNo. 247085reply
lol this banner funny af
GermanyBernd2023-01-03 02:29:29 · 4yNo. 247091reply
thanks, i made it :)
GermanyBernd2023-01-03 02:31:35 · 4yNo. 247092reply
GeorgiaBernd2023-01-03 08:42:06 · 4yNo. 247128reply
caution Bernd has also opened a thread once and praised him. i think he'll go crazy from all the fame someday :3

TexasBernd2023-01-01 22:27:19 · 4yNo. 246739reply
This meme needed to have been a polandball.
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FinlandBernd2023-01-02 07:11:32 · 4yNo. 246828reply
United StatesBernd2023-01-02 08:18:22 · 4yNo. 246838reply
Bretty gud but imo it should be just as dramatized as the original
 
You changed the ameriballs cost from $58000 to $28000 (plus tip) but britballs wait time went from 38 months to only 28 days.
 
That is quite a disproportionate change.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-02 09:39:01 · 4yNo. 246853reply
38 months is almost realistic tbh
on clobenia you wait up to 20 months for some procedures
TexasBernd2023-01-03 07:50:03 · 4yNo. 247123reply
>28 days is not that bad for the public sector
>on clobenia you wait up to 20 months for some procedures
fug. comic ruined

BrazilBernd2023-01-02 05:24:27 · 4yNo. 246813reply
First thread mine here.
 
Do you prefer to fuck a nigger girl with nigger pussy, or a white boy?
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TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 01:48:01 · 4yNo. 247079reply
cut femboy/trans girls make me puke a feminie penis must have foreskin
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 01:50:12 · 4yNo. 247080reply
my trans gf must into foot fetish too, for example asks for foot massages
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 01:51:37 · 4yNo. 247081reply
AustriaBernd2023-01-03 06:58:17 · 4yNo. 247122reply

TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 02:25:31 · 4yNo. 247090reply
im circumcised but i still produce dick cheeseee
PeruBernd2023-01-03 03:10:38 · 4yNo. 247100reply
Is that even possible? Negroe you maybe are sick
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 03:20:33 · 4yNo. 247101reply
im not that tight cut and im restoring foreskin
GermanyBernd2023-01-03 03:25:48 · 4yNo. 247103reply
get corcumcised against
 
t. tightly cut
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 03:26:11 · 4yNo. 247104reply
lmfao imagine getting dick hoodie stolen in goymany

TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 01:41:58 · 4yNo. 247076reply
waking up at 3 am night, sleeping at 5 pm evening
this is how new year starts
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 01:44:37 · 4yNo. 247077reply
real nigga hours
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 01:46:16 · 4yNo. 247078reply
real suffering about life hours
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-03 02:14:09 · 4yNo. 247087reply
I have been waking up at 3 am for 6 months now. Something is wrong
TurkeyBernd2023-01-03 02:20:52 · 4yNo. 247089reply
it's over

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 22:11:07 · 4yNo. 247032reply
It seems progress is being made at kohl. i was just able to post twice
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SwitzerlandBernd2023-01-03 00:05:21 · 4yNo. 247064reply
Much better user interface.
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 00:08:23 · 4yNo. 247065reply
This place and other boards are too slow for my liking to be a main home.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-03 00:12:09 · 4yNo. 247067reply
This place and other boards are too slow because you (and some others) don't want to post here.
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 00:14:04 · 4yNo. 247069reply
i've made several threads in the past couple days but i can't do it alone

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 00:37:21 · 4yNo. 246777reply
eating ans bagel
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 00:40:33 · 4yNo. 246778reply
Such a stud.
United StatesBernd2023-01-02 05:31:19 · 4yNo. 246815reply
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 12:14:42 · 4yNo. 246868reply
United StatesBernd2023-01-03 00:10:42 · 4yNo. 247066reply
I love bagels so much it's unreal

PolandBernd2022-11-08 11:29:58 · 4yNo. 237974reply
I have a final job interview with HR in 30 minutes
 
already passed initial screening and 2 rounds of technical interviews but now they'll find out I'm weird and awkward
 
help
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GermanyBernd2023-01-02 19:17:14 · 4yNo. 246980reply
sounds pretty useless but ok.
 
>were her hands warm?
Hard to remember it was more than 10 years ago. The only thing I can remember is that I could feel that she wore gloves. So it wasn't skin to skin contact which lessened the ball touching experience. Also I was preoccupied the whole time witch how I could appear more unhealthy than I was since I didn't want to go to the military.
In the end I didn't have to go because I have a low count of white blood cells in my blood.
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:35:47 · 4yNo. 247005reply
what was your plan for looking unfit for the military? has your blood improved since then?
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:42:53 · 4yNo. 247007reply
When she looked at my back and told me to lean over I acted like my back hurts badly. I have bretty bad scoliosis so I thought that if I acted like my back was already ruined i would be unfit. But it didn't end up in the final report so I did nothing. Blood has been like this always. It is genetic. But it does not do anything to my overall health so whatever.
 
In the end I don't know if it wouldn't have been good to go to the military for ans year. Most people I talked to didn't regret it.
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-02 23:44:07 · 4yNo. 247058reply
> interview with HR
 
I hope the salary is worth it

GermanyBernd2023-01-02 16:24:54 · 4yNo. 246921reply
I don’t know a single young woman who doesn’t have a boyfriend. This makes my inner incel seethe.
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CaliforniaBernd2023-01-02 22:59:28 · 4yNo. 247047reply
That's only possible if they literally never leave the house, and I do mean literally.
SloveniaBernd2023-01-02 23:16:19 · 4yNo. 247050reply
>I don’t know a single young woman who doesn’t have a boyfriend.
What do you mean? If she's single, she doesn't have a boyfriend.
PeruBernd2023-01-02 23:22:05 · 4yNo. 247054reply
Even if they do not have boyfriends they have like 3 side fucks and 5 orbiters, and I am talking about ugly women, don’t imagine the quantities for hot women
CaliforniaBernd2023-01-02 23:42:40 · 4yNo. 247057reply
There's a difference between "a" and "any", my friend

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 19:55:59 · 4yNo. 246982reply
Operation morning poop was a success
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GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:27:17 · 4yNo. 246995reply
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:29:44 · 4yNo. 246997reply
his toilet was stolen
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:31:19 · 4yNo. 246999reply
And they replaced it with a shit stalagmite growing out of the hole.
United StatesBernd2023-01-02 21:48:18 · 4yNo. 247029reply

DenmarkBernd2023-01-02 17:22:16 · 4yNo. 246937reply
my gf wants me to do a DNA test but I am scared of doing it and finding out I have jewish blood.
I swear to god if I do a DNA test and it comes out as me having jewish blood, I will literally kill myself on the spot.
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PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:22:12 · 4yNo. 246993reply
not if she stays on her back
GermanyBernd2023-01-02 20:24:50 · 4yNo. 246994reply
She would have to shit out his cum eventually, and that risks leakage into the vagoo.
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:30:13 · 4yNo. 246998reply
not if she uses gravity to her leverage
SwedenBernd2023-01-02 20:43:49 · 4yNo. 247008reply
Kys, faggot jew

United StatesBernd2023-01-02 20:31:57 · 4yNo. 247001reply
my gf wants me to do a DNA test but I am scared of doing it and finding out I have danish blood.
I swear to god if I do a DNA test and it comes out as me having danish blood, I will literally kill myself on the spot.
PolandBernd2023-01-02 20:37:25 · 4yNo. 247006reply

RomaniaBernd2023-01-02 15:55:01 · 4yNo. 246902reply
The whole purpose of your life is to stimulate the area covered by this cloth.
AustriaBernd2023-01-02 16:03:50 · 4yNo. 246905reply
RomaniaBernd2023-01-02 16:08:48 · 4yNo. 246910reply
And to maximize pleasure from it.

PolandBernd2022-12-31 14:48:49 · 4yNo. 246173reply
kohlchan dood
wat nau?
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GeorgiaBernd2023-01-01 20:35:04 · 4yNo. 246713reply
mandela effect pleas.
Its obvious this green mouse was not there back then
GermanyBernd2023-01-01 20:41:04 · 4yNo. 246716reply
GermanyBernd2023-01-01 20:41:10 · 4yNo. 246717reply
PolandBernd2023-01-02 15:45:17 · 4yNo. 246899reply
Russian subhumans's opinions bodoy asked
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