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United StatesBernd2023-03-04 08:43:59 · 3yNo. 258664reply
May I?
United StatesBernd2023-03-04 14:37:09 · 3yNo. 258686reply
Dammed be the faggots. I hope the great jihad take you all.

CaliforniaBernd2023-03-01 18:58:12 · 3yNo. 258033reply
Can we all introduce ourselves a bit?
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PolandBernd2023-03-04 11:00:43 · 3yNo. 258680reply
the base probability of you seeing a vagina is not equal zero, silly
GermanyBernd2023-03-04 11:02:22 · 3yNo. 258681reply
Even lower? I wouldn't know how to calculate with negative probabilities tbh.
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-04 11:03:04 · 3yNo. 258682reply
And how dod you calculate your original chances? They seem slightly incorrect to me.
PolandBernd2023-03-04 11:03:44 · 3yNo. 258683reply
no, the base probability is 50%, you'll either see a vagina or you won't
 
t. scientist

GermanyBernd2023-03-02 12:29:03 · 3yNo. 258326reply
What are some good subreddits to browse?
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GermanyBernd2023-03-03 00:41:48 · 3yNo. 258460reply
Bruh is that writen by ChatGPT?
GermanyBernd2023-03-03 00:53:06 · 3yNo. 258462reply
The one with the birds is cool I guess but I don't get the other ones
PolandBernd2023-03-03 13:14:15 · 3yNo. 258535reply
thank you, that one is my favorite
 
natureismetal - pictures portraying the brutality of nature
havewemet - people pretend to know each other and I like reading it because posts are weird
subsimulatorgpt2 - someone trained an AI on various subreddits and this is the result
 
come here and kill me yourself, you coward
FinlandBernd2023-03-04 09:54:01 · 3yNo. 258669reply
I didn't know you could cum in water, I thought you just needed a lot of water to get it done. You could just walk up to a lake, grab a large rock and just sit down and fuck it, but you need a lot of water to get the job done.
 
The secret is, you need a lot of water to get it done, you need a lot of water to get it done, you need a lot of water to get it done, you need a lot of water to get it done, you need a lot of water to get it done, you need a lot of water to get it done, you need a lot of water to get it done, you need a lot of water to get it done.

IranBernd2023-03-01 20:34:34 · 3yNo. 258062reply
That was a fun 3 months that kohl didn't have child molesters on the front page. Now the pedo thread is fucking PINNED
 
 
Here's my iran proxy, shit on the kohlnonce mods:
https://kohlchan.net/addon.js/lynxchanaddon-kc?feature=ipToken&key=f14489465bd5423289d127ac349a6ce2
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SloveniaBernd2023-03-03 14:48:17 · 3yNo. 258539reply
kc is schizo
GermanyBernd2023-03-03 16:30:25 · 3yNo. 258557reply
If at this point you still browse Kohl I fear you have to be left behind.
GermanyBernd2023-03-03 18:14:36 · 3yNo. 258580sagereply
>i have never experienced anything quite like it
Happenens all the time since Helmut went full retard. It's your fault for still going back.
United StatesBernd2023-03-04 03:31:17 · 3yNo. 258649reply
tod den kohlkanker fotzen

GermanyBernd2023-03-01 15:46:57 · 3yNo. 258015reply
I wish I could show you that this world is divine
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NetherlandsBernd2023-03-03 10:41:29 · 3yNo. 258524reply
Perhaps, but it's based on things we saw. So you say we should get blind to see how divine our world is?..
GermanyBernd2023-03-03 11:32:37 · 3yNo. 258525reply
>it's based on things we saw
Your depression filters your reality. People who are not depressed perceive the world differently. You can't tell how the world is objectively, but maybe you can find a way to prioritize the good over the bad.
GermanyBernd2023-03-03 11:43:41 · 3yNo. 258526reply
Your mind is on the poisons of plants they developed for the purpose of defense and survival and you chose to inject those poisons voluntarily and in full awareness to distract yourself from your suffering in hopes they would induce some sort of delusional state of spirit or mind to take the pain away, my mind on the other hand is clear you smelly hippie
GermanyBernd2023-03-03 12:13:58 · 3yNo. 258529reply
>my mind on the other hand is clear
Yes, depressed people unironically believe this. The depressed and pessimist world view is anti-life, it will never be considered clear or natural.

United StatesBernd2023-03-02 02:53:18 · 3yNo. 258257reply
Should I buy a new toyota corolla for $25,000?
 
Yes or no?
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AustriaBernd2023-03-02 07:58:09 · 3yNo. 258314reply
Man, those were the times when you still could buy German cars.
Modern Mörcödös look like a shisha bar inside.
GermanyBernd2023-03-02 08:40:05 · 3yNo. 258316reply
All modern cars look the same, without the emblem you can barely tell them apart. 70-90s was the peak era for cars, I hope soon today's automobile abominations will be replaced by eco friendly high speed dildo bikes
GermanyBernd2023-03-02 09:49:47 · 3yNo. 258318reply
Usually it does not make any sense to buy new cars because young used ones are way way cheaper.
Also I've never seen the sense in buying hybrid cars because you always drive the weight of one engine with you around that doesn't do anything. Either go full electric or stay with gasoline.
HungaryBernd2023-03-02 10:01:42 · 3yNo. 258320reply
Buy a hilux ofc.

GermanyBernd2023-02-26 19:07:59 · 3yNo. 257500reply
I want it
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CanadaBernd2023-03-02 04:15:15 · 3yNo. 258294reply
If it can happen to me to it can happen to you.
CaliforniaBernd2023-03-02 05:04:00 · 3yNo. 258301reply
I fell in love once and now I cant fall into it again. Im a lonely heart, I weep and crawl around alone. Weep from my asshole too, so i stink and look blithering. Im damned, truly in hell when god gave me an out.
GermanyBernd2023-03-02 07:05:49 · 3yNo. 258308reply
wagmi?
AustriaBernd2023-03-02 07:47:17 · 3yNo. 258311reply
We all gonna make it breh.

AustriaBernd2023-02-27 14:44:18 · 3yNo. 257623reply
They are sharing the uBlock blocking of Austria-flags due to colon gypsy on Gaycee against.
Makes me feel as if I'm shadow banned there.
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GermanyBernd2023-02-27 15:33:09 · 3yNo. 257630reply
Maybe they don’t want to read about your swallowing tranny cum again.
United StatesBernd2023-02-27 15:34:36 · 3yNo. 257631reply
germany poster, leave austria jak alone
AustriaBernd2023-02-27 15:50:12 · 3yNo. 257633reply
This has nothing to do with it, other Austrians and me are simply collateral damage of one obnoxious spammer.
 
Thanks fren.
KansasBernd2023-03-02 04:12:24 · 3yNo. 258292reply

AustriaBernd2023-02-13 10:58:28 · 3yNo. 254638reply
I want to win the shitpost of the month and all the other awards.
So may I please ask you frens to click the "..." on this post and tell the system that this is a shitpost, serious discussion and the other thing I can't be arsed to look up within a few seconds that are probably shorter then whatever I'm writing right now.
 
If we stand strong together, we can change the world!
 
Thanks in advance and best regards,
Bernd-sama.
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AustriaBernd2023-03-01 14:41:51 · 3yNo. 258006reply
We had many long discussions until deep at night, but we agreed that those bugs are part of our cultural heritage and that fixing them would rob us of what makes us us.
 
Be patriotic, vote Bernd!
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 14:42:44 · 3yNo. 258007sagereply
bo is a lazy shit i hope he gets hit by the next earthquake
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 14:49:23 · 3yNo. 258008reply
Ihor is not the solution to our problems.
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 14:52:24 · 3yNo. 258009reply
His IB is faster and has fewer bugs than this one. Also superior IB engine.

GermanyBernd2023-02-28 19:00:48 · 3yNo. 257893reply
Make-up is dishonest.
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SloveniaBernd2023-02-28 21:20:33 · 3yNo. 257929reply
I have never washed my face (except when I get mud or dust on it)
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 05:23:49 · 3yNo. 257982reply
No, it’s not. It’s how your face really looks like. Make-up means hiding your true appearance and thus lying to other people.
FinlandBernd2023-03-01 07:00:13 · 3yNo. 257989reply
AustriaBernd2023-03-01 11:23:27 · 3yNo. 257996reply
What about them filters tho?
>https://twitter.com/memotv/status/1629908382755766272

NorwayBernd2023-03-01 10:36:19 · 3yNo. 257995reply
So I just logged into the email address I signed up with for orpheus. At the beginning of February they wrote me that I haven't logged in for 4 months and my account will be deactivated in 10 days.
Turns out, even though I am a big music nerd, I have 0 use for a music private tracker. The stuff on there is so mainstream and generic. Most of the times I couldn't find the stuff I looked for and the stuff I uploaded and seeded was hardly downloaded nor seeded.

GermanyBernd2023-02-28 04:42:09 · 3yNo. 257796reply
I'm the only good German poster
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AustriaBernd2023-02-28 17:09:16 · 3yNo. 257868reply
Stop pretending to be more then 1 person!
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 17:43:44 · 3yNo. 257871reply
that wasn't me ,-,
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 17:46:11 · 3yNo. 257872reply
maybe it was me?
GermanyBernd2023-03-01 03:02:28 · 3yNo. 257979reply
Or me? Nobody knows.

CaliforniaWHERE IGORBernd2023-03-01 00:50:24 · 3yNo. 257972reply
IGOR come back. Any kind of fool could see There was something in everything about you
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IGOR come back. (Yeah.) You can blame it all on me. I was wrong and I just can't live without you.
CaliforniaBernd2023-03-01 02:11:32 · 3yNo. 257976reply

GermanyMMABernd2023-02-28 18:04:42 · 3yNo. 257875reply
Who will be watching the fight on Sunday?
John BONES Jones is coming back for his title!
He is the biggest alpha black male currently on our planet.
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GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:52:21 · 3yNo. 257936sagereply
t. best german poster
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:55:33 · 3yNo. 257938reply
 
 
Jones is such a beast kek.
He said in an interview afterwards that he only didn't shoot the guy because he felt sorry for him as he was shitting his pants while crying for his life, seeing Jones.
 
Next time he'd like someone with balls to break into his house so he can shoot.
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:57:22 · 3yNo. 257941reply
GermanyBernd2023-02-28 21:58:29 · 3yNo. 257943reply
Also, he has NEVER lost a single fight.
Not a single one.
Despite being on all kinds of drugs all the time.
 
This guy is just chosen by god to be a fighter.
 
picrel is his signature move, the spinning ellbow insta knockout
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