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United StatesBernd2023-03-16 05:42:25 · 3yNo. 260912reply
I have found myself in a rather unfortunate financial situation and the only food i have are these 3 cans of soup plus a box of penne pasta.
 
I wont starve but its not ideal
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GermanyBernd2023-03-17 17:47:25 · 3yNo. 261165reply
Pls provide ans recipe for good beans.
PolandBernd2023-03-17 18:00:51 · 3yNo. 261170reply
I'll ask my mom and report back
GermanyBernd2023-03-17 18:40:12 · 3yNo. 261173reply
Canned baked beans have sugar added to them.
These ones have 4.3 grams per 100gramms. Or ~4.5 Teaspoons per can. Which is less than I expected tbh.
GermanyBernd2023-03-17 18:50:12 · 3yNo. 261178reply
It is possible to buy enzymes that you can take which help break down the sugars in beans. Then they can be digested in the stomach and won't be left for the bacteria in the gut to produce gas.

RussiaBernd2023-03-16 02:00:04 · 3yNo. 260883reply
why animals can predict quakes and rain but humans cant predict shit?
FinlandBernd2023-03-16 04:06:07 · 3yNo. 260900reply
our chakras are out of alignment because of the internet
SloveniaBernd2023-03-16 21:23:52 · 3yNo. 261036reply
foids can
RussiaBernd2023-03-17 16:31:27 · 3yNo. 261153reply
jews

NorwayBernd2023-03-17 08:36:57 · 3yNo. 261117reply

GermanyBernd2023-02-26 18:35:29 · 3yNo. 257492reply
Would you defend your country, if it were to be invaded by another country?
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MexicoBernd2023-03-08 23:06:57 · 3yNo. 259697reply
>Anglos.
>Having health services.
Tiefschlag, frau Merkel.
United StatesBernd2023-03-16 23:02:26 · 3yNo. 261054reply
Depends on the circumstances.
ColombiaBernd2023-03-16 23:49:09 · 3yNo. 261055reply
Oh yes, I am totally going to die to defend feminist, to defend their right to call me a monster, to defend their financial, legal and social benefits, to defend position as the literal devil that must be eradicated and punished just for existing. Totally dying for this shit feminist of a country. Totally, yes.
MoscowBernd2023-03-17 05:19:31 · 3yNo. 261093reply
Meh, I'm lazy and they can't make me.

GermanyBernd2023-03-16 01:59:01 · 3yNo. 260882reply
Share sayings from your cunt. I'll start:
 
>What he doesn't know, doesn't make him hot.
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PeruBernd2023-03-16 21:37:06 · 3yNo. 261041reply
Gringo chupapinga
PeruBernd2023-03-16 21:55:31 · 3yNo. 261044reply
Stop being like that, perubernd :c
PeruBernd2023-03-16 22:54:58 · 3yNo. 261053reply
You are ok
United StatesBernd2023-03-17 01:39:27 · 3yNo. 261063reply
I'm going to you shoot you.

GermanyBernd2023-03-16 21:36:45 · 3yNo. 261040reply
Do any Bernds here like learning languages as a hobby?
 
I have recently discovered that I find Portuguese to be an extremely ugly language.
SloveniaBernd2023-03-16 22:11:39 · 3yNo. 261046reply
yes
no
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 22:12:12 · 3yNo. 261047reply
Yes
No
Maybe
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-16 22:37:23 · 3yNo. 261049reply
Portuguese slightly resembles Polish to me. The way it sounds I mean.
Learning as a hobby doesn't work for me though as my brain seems to forget languages I don't use every day very quickly.

GermanyBernd2023-03-15 16:14:46 · 3yNo. 260775reply
Apparently all students in Germany can claim 200 Euros, but I just looked up how to do it and lost all motivation.
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GermanyBernd2023-03-15 23:18:35 · 3yNo. 260861reply
im the 70% low effort monkey
 
i guess my time has come
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 07:10:53 · 3yNo. 260918reply
You came back! I missed you tremendously when you were gone.
Bernds, give me a hip hip hurray for Poland!
 
HIP HIP
NorwayBernd2023-03-16 11:48:19 · 3yNo. 260929reply
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-16 21:19:30 · 3yNo. 261033reply
It's really not that bad. Do you have a valid Ausweis? Does it have online functionality? If not activated, do you still have the letter with the PINs?
If so, you only have to create a BundID account. Your university probably sent you an email with an access code yesterday. Apart from the shitty waiting room, it's really just: Enter the codes your uni sent you, login to your BundID, let the form be autofilled and click 'beantragen'
 
Edit: Apart from the Amt(TM) experience, waiting in a virtual room for your turn (which gave me troubles in the beginning and I had to wait several 30+ mins turns due to...technical reasons or whatever), I was surprised how easy it actually was and all the crying I've read so far is rather exaggerated

GermanyBernd2023-03-12 20:11:27 · 3yNo. 260378reply
Crying grandpa fell for a fake news story again
RussiaBernd2023-03-16 20:00:19 · 3yNo. 261014reply
obviously memeing

NorwayBernd2023-03-16 08:31:41 · 3yNo. 260921reply
banned from kc for "blogshit"
what kind of posters do they even want besides pedo and keinshit?
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AustriaBernd2023-03-16 14:21:07 · 3yNo. 260946reply
Kaycee really became a hardcore schizo /pol/ outpost.
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 14:35:01 · 3yNo. 260949reply
>what kind of posters do they even want besides pedo and keinshit?
Literally none.
PolandBernd2023-03-16 16:06:13 · 3yNo. 260977reply
are you going to post your blog entries here now?
SloveniaBernd2023-03-16 16:09:31 · 3yNo. 260979reply
hopefully

United StatesBernd2023-03-16 01:21:43 · 3yNo. 260876reply
Should I buy a new toyoter for $25,000 or buy a used toyoter with 100,000+ miles for 5-10k?
RussiaBernd2023-03-16 02:02:57 · 3yNo. 260885reply
i bought used vw golf 6 for 20k and it is rotten garbage
GermanyBernd2023-03-16 03:05:35 · 3yNo. 260898reply
Still no.
 
True
t. bought used Golf 5
United StatesBernd2023-03-16 05:46:50 · 3yNo. 260913reply
Toyoter>>>>> rotten dog vomit >>>>>>>>>>>>>used Volkswagen
 
In my experience anyway

United StatesBernd2023-03-15 19:08:59 · 3yNo. 260830reply
krautchan.love is kill
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GermanyBernd2023-03-15 19:38:23 · 3yNo. 260836reply
man its been years, still can't get over how nonchalant the owners and admins were over it dissapearing, literally just "Fuck Bernds"
United StatesBernd2023-03-15 20:14:06 · 3yNo. 260839reply
i will never forgive der general for the bernd genocide
CanadaBernd2023-03-15 23:41:03 · 3yNo. 260866reply
This is all that is left of Bernd?
SloveniaBernd2023-03-16 00:58:29 · 3yNo. 260873reply
ripip

GermanyBernd2023-03-15 21:46:37 · 3yNo. 260847reply
Why are there so many spics posting behind a german proxy and why arent they banned?
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-15 21:50:16 · 3yNo. 260848reply
If you ever tried to read their threads - they all hate each other' nationalities so proxy can be a way to misguide other spics. Or they can simply use it on a daily basis to access some services unavailable in their countries.
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 23:04:51 · 3yNo. 260857reply
>t. king proxy spic
MexicoBernd2023-03-15 23:12:00 · 3yNo. 260858reply
bc i want to call a german loli´s attention and marry her :3
PeruBernd2023-03-16 00:34:53 · 3yNo. 260869reply
Only cowards use proxy for shitposting

GermanyBernd2023-03-15 05:23:10 · 3yNo. 260735reply
In the midst of swirling colors and a cosmic symphony,
I journey through the depths of my own divinity,
My mind expands and merges with the universe's flow,
As I dance to the rhythm of the eternal undertow.
 
The music of the spheres guides me on my quest,
A celestial harmony that fills my heart with zest,
I feel the unity of all things and the oneness of creation,
As I connect with the infinite in a cosmic celebration.
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 10:52:06 · 3yNo. 260747reply
Oh yes, psychedelics.
It's been over a year... but as soon as the weather gets better I will look for an opportunity to trip too.
SloveniaBernd2023-03-15 13:06:21 · 3yNo. 260750reply
I should celebrate bicycle day this year against
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 16:56:26 · 3yNo. 260794reply
Lost in the kaleidoscope of my mind,
I wander through realms of the divine,
Colors and patterns swirling in a dance,
Guiding me on a mystical trance.
 
The universe speaks in whispers and signs,
Revealing secrets of the sacred design,
My soul awakens to a higher plane,
Where love and light forever reign.
MoscowBernd2023-03-15 18:49:54 · 3yNo. 260826reply
> The universe speaks in whispers and signs,
> Revealing secrets of the sacred design
Not really, you are just drooling on drugs.

GermanyBernd2023-03-15 17:59:02 · 3yNo. 260816reply
Mom bought a new Spültischeinhebelmischer
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MoscowBernd2023-03-15 18:04:17 · 3yNo. 260820reply
Are you allowed to install it yourself or do you need to pay €500 to a certified plumber?
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 18:04:20 · 3yNo. 260821reply
GermanyBernd2023-03-15 18:12:47 · 3yNo. 260823reply
MoscowBernd2023-03-15 18:20:28 · 3yNo. 260824reply
Yes, but legally are you allowed to do so in Geromney?
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