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IsraelBernd2023-05-27 16:56:12 · 3yNo. 272464reply
Damn bernd, I love vegetables. Cauliflower, green beans, water flower, tomates, specially the ones that are a good source of iron, I eat them all, always steamed, always as a side dish for a low fat beef cut.
Yet in spite of my extremely healthy diet, I'm a depressed person with poor sleep, low energy/ How come?
What if eating healthy isn't actually a good thing?
AustraliaBernd2023-05-27 17:03:00 · 3yNo. 272465reply
Just do what makes you happy. Try new things, and explore cravings you never knew you had. And who said eating healthy leads to Happiness?
IsraelBernd2023-05-27 17:22:58 · 3yNo. 272470reply
How can a bartered wife knows what makes her happy, explore her cravings? There are only closed doors and estrangements. She doesn't know herself anymore and she is broken, unable to start knowing herself.
AustraliaBernd2023-05-27 17:45:04 · 3yNo. 272473reply
Well geez… I’m only 19 and you’re making me depressed. Hmm… try remembering, hopefully that helps. If it doesn’t… then I guess you need Happy Pills!
IsraelBernd2023-05-27 18:43:21 · 3yNo. 272477reply

FinlandBernd2023-05-23 11:46:40 · 3yNo. 271911reply
why doesnt the water in your body start boiling in a 100 degree sauna?
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PolandBernd2023-05-26 20:59:17 · 3yNo. 272371reply
> He is gone for good and you will never see him again.
that's a recipe for me pining forever
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 21:43:50 · 3yNo. 272372reply
Don't be so selfish. You should be happy for him that he was able to move on.
PolandBernd2023-05-26 22:15:20 · 3yNo. 272375reply
who said I'm not?
GermanyBernd2023-05-27 14:49:14 · 3yNo. 272449reply
FRIEND COME BACK

RussiaBernd2023-05-25 16:27:22 · 3yNo. 272202reply
At some point I will surrender to my desire to hire a black (Afro-African) prostitute with the sole intention of EATING HER ASS, as in tonguing her anus.
 
However I will demand that the level of hygiene is no less than excellent, hoping that she will maintain the perfect balance between pungency and foulness by using enema beforehand yet still managing to get her delicious hole sweaty on her way to me.
 
Further resistence to this piquant temptation is futile. I cannot take it much longer.
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GermanyBernd2023-05-26 16:43:55 · 3yNo. 272344reply
I have asked this multiple times already but...
How
would
YOU
know
unless you tasted your own vegana Natalia
PolandBernd2023-05-26 17:00:11 · 3yNo. 272348reply
let me have my secrets
GermanyBernd2023-05-27 08:58:35 · 3yNo. 272427reply
erm, no
PolandBernd2023-05-27 09:38:59 · 3yNo. 272428reply
so how did it taste for you then?

United StatesBernd2023-05-27 05:24:43 · 3yNo. 272415reply
What is this phenotype?
IsraelBernd2023-05-27 06:08:54 · 3yNo. 272418reply
Looks like an Italian car washer. Or a waiter in a cafe.

DenmarkBernd2023-05-25 19:01:24 · 3yNo. 272229reply
I've wasted my entire youth on internet forums and chans and now I can't live a normal life because of it, I've shot myself on the foot big time and there's nothing I can do about it anymore.
My reality is literally imageboards and other things that can be displayed on a monitor, I don't care about real life anymore and I just want to sleep all of the time because there's nothing that makes me happy anymore. Where was the warning that things could have ended up this way? Nobody ever told me it could end so bad.
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GermanyBernd2023-05-26 00:00:15 · 3yNo. 272263reply
I believe we can no longer enjoy anything because at this age, we should have our own family with children and not waste resources on hobbies.
DenmarkBernd2023-05-26 02:28:00 · 3yNo. 272269reply
I'm starting to think that I just want everything that life can offer but there's no way to have it all. You take choices, you do things, they end up closing doors for some things to happen, I think I'm growing up and starting to think about some of the things life could offer in a way where I'm feeling like I've wasted opportunities. I don't know if it's part of growing up and getting older, but it feels like I am incomplete in a way.
United StatesBernd2023-05-26 04:27:57 · 3yNo. 272282reply
Mennesker vil aldrig rigtig være tilfredse med osv., så gør hvad som helst, der får dig til at sætte kryds, formoder jeg, det hele vil være forbi til sidst alligevel. Held og lykke med hvad du end gør.
United StatesBernd2023-05-27 01:49:36 · 3yNo. 272388reply
🤟

GermanyBernd2023-05-26 09:33:54 · 3yNo. 272303reply
Lörs on Heidi Klum?
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IsraelBernd2023-05-26 10:32:08 · 3yNo. 272306reply
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 10:33:10 · 3yNo. 272308reply
overrated
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 16:46:12 · 3yNo. 272346reply
Old and annoying hag, and even in her prime she was overrated. I guess she brings all the soulless qualities of a model to present a certain brand of bikinis or dresses or whatever, is probably very professional to work with and all but she really never was that attractive
NetherlandsBernd2023-05-26 17:41:18 · 3yNo. 272353reply
>then God came down from heaven and said.

IsraelBernd2023-05-26 12:38:51 · 3yNo. 272324reply
What is this phenotype?
SpainBernd2023-05-26 12:47:15 · 3yNo. 272325reply
SloveniaBernd2023-05-26 13:23:36 · 3yNo. 272327reply
FAS
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 14:12:38 · 3yNo. 272332reply
Christmas elf
GermanyBernd2023-05-26 16:44:27 · 3yNo. 272345reply
Irish

United StatesBernd2023-05-25 09:16:24 · 3yNo. 272166reply
I am drunk, goodnight.
 
Also fuck kohlchan.
 
Goodnight.
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 09:33:14 · 3yNo. 272168reply
SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 12:26:03 · 3yNo. 272183reply
that's by when you should be drunk
t. algohol pro
DenmarkBernd2023-05-25 18:23:30 · 3yNo. 272224reply
>he needs a time to be drunk
every single second minute and hour is getting drunk time regards seasoned alcoholic

SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 08:30:21 · 3yNo. 272163reply
this is him now
feel old yet?
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SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 16:06:12 · 3yNo. 272201reply
fuck I'm old
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 16:38:27 · 3yNo. 272204reply
Do you have grey hairs already?
SloveniaBernd2023-05-25 17:16:02 · 3yNo. 272213reply
as a matter of fact, yes
IsraelBernd2023-05-25 17:17:19 · 3yNo. 272215reply

GermanyBernd2023-04-20 12:05:56 · 3yNo. 266954reply
Swedish national romanticist poet Esaias Tegnér about different languages
Translated by Bernd
 
Greek
The songmaiden loves you best, because the mother tongue is the most beloved
The whole olympic line, all the muses spoke like you
Clingy, like the clothes on a bathing girl
You let the feelings be seen, you touch the growth of the thoughts
 
Cont. for Latin, Italian...
 
r8
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JapanBernd2023-05-24 12:01:06 · 3yNo. 272051reply
なんか親に虐待されて性格がひん曲がったんだなあ、ってことは伝わった
ママの性器でも吸ってろ!その汚い唇でな!
GermanyBernd2023-05-24 17:12:38 · 3yNo. 272083reply
Ask the Hungarian to do it with google translate or something.
HungaryBernd2023-05-25 08:10:41 · 3yNo. 272161reply
Lel, blaming the result of your character flaws on me. Good job.
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 13:45:44 · 3yNo. 272190reply
Stop projecting your shittiness onto me, retard.

IsraelBernd2023-05-25 10:38:00 · 3yNo. 272174reply
Roman architecture was wack!
I'm reading about the temple of Fortuna primigenia, and it is amazing the way that Romans built on purpose a very steep series of stairs that led to a panoramic, focused, view of the temple for whoever is going up. It seems to me that all catholic sanctuary architecture is just an extension of this ancient Roman "view enginnerring".
 
In the same way the Romans "invented "concrete and used it in a very inventive way, a knowledge that was lost by the middle ages. They played with concrete, building in unusual shapes like domes, vaults and more.
 
What is Bernd opinion about Roman architecture? Favourite building?
GermanyBernd2023-05-25 13:45:24 · 3yNo. 272189reply
Why do you say it was bad? It actually sounds impressive.

IsraelBernd2023-05-23 18:24:07 · 3yNo. 271951reply
I just melted a pink viscose shirt I have, while trying to "iron" it with a steamer that I bought from Amazon Germany.
The shirt now looks strange as fuck, woobly, with a belly falling down from it.
Rate it.
 
t. fell for the steamer jew
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SloveniaBernd2023-05-23 22:11:02 · 3yNo. 271989reply
1st looks like horrible fit, made for fatties
also no
GermanyBernd2023-05-23 22:50:41 · 3yNo. 271994reply
pic 2 looka like dilder o.o
PeruBernd2023-05-24 01:47:50 · 3yNo. 272023reply
Looks douchy
 
First one is cool but it seems kinda short, not talking about the size more about how it was sewn. Second one is really nice.
 
There’s something with the colours of the third one that does not convence me, reminds me of the circus or the bowling alley. The other 2 are great.
 
KEK that’s too zoomer, depending on how old are you you can look normal or as a complete weirdo
PeruBernd2023-05-25 07:44:08 · 3yNo. 272158reply
>Vas a ser un buen padre, perry
Shitpost truly transcends language.

GermanyBernd2023-05-24 16:55:18 · 3yNo. 272082reply
>Brazilian mother dances on her daughter's birthday party
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PeruBernd2023-05-24 18:55:10 · 3yNo. 272092reply
Favela/conero/villero/malandro/barrio culture is cringe and cancer
ColombiaBernd2023-05-24 19:35:15 · 3yNo. 272097reply
and zambo veneco
PeruBernd2023-05-24 20:48:49 · 3yNo. 272112reply
That is included inside malandro or barrio but yeah, specially zambos venecos
IsraelBernd2023-05-25 05:04:07 · 3yNo. 272151reply
Imagine being a Bernd in Brazil. There is literally women falling down from the trees, straight into your lap.

GermanyBernd2023-05-24 22:14:02 · 3yNo. 272114reply
>blocks your path
 
Lörs recreatino?
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