Would you make this kind of bet with a hot chick to have sex with her? What would you do if you lose?
More than a whiteboi's life expectance, it took you 10 seconds to post that, other 10 to be rejected online by your crush, other 10 to have a masochist ejaculation watching the video she posted on her instagram story where she flexes her brand new black bvll while rimming him, and the last 10 seconds to ACK yourself, so i think you won't repply anymore
what did you do today? sit in your room and mindlessly browse the internet? maybe masturbate? when was the last time you spoke to a woman? i include family, since your mother and any sisters you might have are probably so repulsed and embarrassed by you that they avoid communication.
i expect that your parents' shame is the only reason you don't live with them, they don't want to have you stinking up their house and making it as depressing and empty as your life is.
I find myself thinking sometimes about the dude I met at a gas station a couple years ago who got shitfaced the night before and couldn't remember where he parked his car. I ended up driving him around a little bit to look for it but we couldn't find it.
I hope he found it
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Imagine spending your entire life admiring early netherlandish painting, but you are alone in this. Most people around you like modern cold war art, if they like something at all, and they consider you an oddity.
Then you visit a place that not only people consider early netherlandish painting their cultural heritage, but they appreciate it and go out of their way to study it, see it and cherish it.
How is the image you imagined?
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I went to the new national gallery right after going to the gemaldegalerie and I was impressed at how modern and contemporary art exhibitions were shit. The building is interesting as a cold war era symbol and propaganda tool, but outside this I fail to understand how people can enjoy modern art without lying to themselves.
The only benefit is that the tourist visa period was doubled. I'm qualified to work in any fintech, I in fact got an offer in my home country for a position and they want me to start day 26, which leaves me very divided, wondering if I'm doing a mistake by going back...
Berlin is a cool city filled with museums, universities and cosy neighborhoods, but it's also a place filled with obnoxious leftists, angry immigrants, and people whith bullshit jobs (they can't even describe in what they work in).
Strange feel.
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What you should do when a woman is giving oral sex to you and it is unpleasant, her teeth are hurting the head of your penis, she can't fit your penis inside your mouth?
Should you pretend to enjoy? Should you tell her something?
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new nonce class just dropped: dorf nonce
https://www.actionnews5.com/2023/11/01/former-it-manager-dcsd-charged-after-child-porn-investigation/
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I just ruined my grandfather's 80th bitrthday by arguing about Israel and Palestine and Ukraine and Russia and stuff with everyone on the table.
I almost feel like a redditard, which I usually despise, but they are completely retarded, why is the working class in Eastern Urop so reactionary-brained? They are racist as fuck towards Arabs normally, but God forbid anyone takes the side of Jews in any context, it's like siding with muthafucking Satan with them. I fucking hate this shithole.
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