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IsraelBernd2023-12-25 18:21:14 · 3yNo. 297038reply
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Bernd maybe remember, once I made a thread telling how I sat one day with a new arab muslim woman at my work, and I said to her that jews hate beauty, then she looked at me perplexed.
For days I've been having insomnia and I'm taken by an obsession with reading about the life of Muhammad, specially his military conquests.
Today I was sitting in my work dining hall with this arab woman again, just us two, and I asked her if there was a mosque where she lives, and how this mosque was in terms of architecture. Then I told her that I find synagogues kinda of ugly and low budget, in spite of the amount of people who frequent them daily, unlike mosques which are beautiful. She didn't say anything to this, and I decided to press her further: I told her I'm reading a lot about the life of Muhammad, specially his wife Safiyaah, the beautiful jewish 17 years old girl he had sex with, right after beheading her family in front of her. I asked her what she thought of that, that Muhammad conquered and subdued all these jewish tribes. She was very perplexed and without an answer, until someone else sat at her table, asked her something and she felt relieved.
 
Did I overstep boundaries by asking her such things? Was I autistic?
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BerndBernd2023-12-27 17:02:51 · 3yNo. 297199reply
an historian, m8. muslims aren't all clued in on the life and deeds of muhammad, even if they're obliged to pretend they are.
i agree with you, incidentally. he is an odd figure for a prophet, but there are better people you could ask about these things. if it were me in your position i'd be asking her about her favourite foods, television shows or something asinine like that.
on a more assburger note, the life of muhammad is compiled from anecdotes related by his companions, each of varying reliability, all collected after he died.
iirc i've heard a muslim scholar giving a lecture on this issue, saying that he doubts the authenticity of that particular tale, the one about killing the jews (he was a a moderate and perhaps inclined to think so), but there really isn't much we know for sure about the life of muhammad or what he did.
GermanyBernd2023-12-27 18:32:49 · 3yNo. 297202reply
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Not that bad tbh. She probably already thinks of you as a weirdo after your first talk. So as you continue to act like a weirdo nothing changes. Just continue to bee yourself. If she does not like you that is her problem.
SloveniaBernd2023-12-28 14:20:12 · 3yNo. 297274reply
Jebus was a commie who called goyim dogs (Matthew 15:26)
HungaryBernd2023-12-29 09:26:34 · 3yNo. 297311reply
>commie
Wow a radical hip take on Jesus I've never heard before only since like the 60s.
>called goyim dogs
And Jews the sons of Satan. I told you he was a good lad.
United StatesBernd2023-12-27 08:43:15 · 3yNo. 297182reply
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Have I told you about the time I watched my college roommate suck his own cock?
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NetherlandsBernd2023-12-27 10:29:47 · 3yNo. 297188reply
Why didn't you help a man in distress?
MoscowBernd2023-12-27 11:28:34 · 3yNo. 297190reply
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No. How it went?
GermanyBernd2023-12-27 15:20:24 · 3yNo. 297195reply
yea
RussiaBernd2023-12-28 16:22:24 · 3yNo. 297283reply
> he didn't help out
Pathetic. I thought you was a man.
GermanyQuestion for yourBernd2023-12-26 20:49:20 · 3yNo. 297122reply
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Is the world going to shit or was it never good?
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FranceBernd2023-12-28 10:53:42 · 3yNo. 297260reply
don't worry about AI, it is just complex math but dumb insides.
 
t. AI student
RussiaBernd2023-12-28 11:58:58 · 3yNo. 297262reply
it was never good but it gets worse instead of progressing like how we hoped in 19th through 20th centuries
 
t. expert
NetherlandsBernd2023-12-28 12:18:55 · 3yNo. 297265reply
It was never good and it's not going anywhere, it's just getting more transparent and exposed.
 
t. your dad
FinlandBernd2023-12-28 13:22:08 · 3yNo. 297270reply
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It has never been good but it's going to be
United Statesmost ofbthe fligh list droppedBernd2023-12-27 23:16:41 · 3yNo. 297225reply
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https://de.scribd.com/document/421981953/Epstein-Flight-Logs
 
Bill Clinton
Donut Trump
Bill Gates
JBS
JB
RussiaBernd2023-12-26 18:57:35 · 3yNo. 297116reply
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Redpill me on illegal immigration to the US of A, moving to a farm in a less populated state and marrying to an ugly woman.
 
t. practical man of freedoms
NetherlandsBernd2023-12-26 19:18:33 · 3yNo. 297118reply
Farms in less populated states are not that different from any remote shithole on the world, what are you going to do there? Wouldn't it be easier to move to some Siberian village with no road connection and find an ugly woman to marry there?
RussiaBernd2023-12-26 19:44:35 · 3yNo. 297119reply
>
same as russia but feeling free
RussiaBernd2023-12-26 19:45:21 · 3yNo. 297120reply
> what are you going to do there*
FranceBernd2023-12-26 22:02:54 · 3yNo. 297147reply
Freedom ay. Lol
GermanyGlowiesBernd2023-12-26 21:36:27 · 3yNo. 297140reply
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Fuck Glowies, I know they are hating me. They use their schizo rays on me to make me crazy. But jokes on you, I see through your satanic ways!!
GermanyBernd2023-12-26 21:41:56 · 3yNo. 297142reply
At some point my posts will get to inconvinient for them and I'll get b&
Calling it now!
United StatesBernd2023-12-25 07:37:39 · 3yNo. 297021reply
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merry christmas faggots
MexicoBernd2023-12-25 07:59:37 · 3yNo. 297023reply
meri crismasu
FinlandBernd2023-12-25 09:49:57 · 3yNo. 297024reply
*korisumasu
GermanyBernd2023-12-25 19:06:09 · 3yNo. 297043reply
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it's kurisumasu
HungaryBernd2023-12-25 16:54:09 · 3yNo. 297036reply
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Boldog Karácsonyt, Bernát!
United StatesBernd2023-12-24 07:31:50 · 3yNo. 296942reply
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eating expired hummus was a mistake
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United StatesBernd2023-12-25 00:00:01 · 3yNo. 297011reply
I dip baby carrots into it for ans healthy snack
United StatesBernd2023-12-25 00:00:31 · 3yNo. 297012reply
how dare you question the frog
SloveniaBernd2023-12-25 10:34:23 · 3yNo. 297028reply
I want to do it with ans carrot fries now.
GermanyBernd2023-12-25 13:48:35 · 3yNo. 297034reply
but it will clog the drain!
United StatesBernd2023-12-22 09:47:46 · 3yNo. 296838reply
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RussiaBernd2023-12-25 10:36:38 · 3yNo. 297029reply
wtf pird???
SloveniaBernd2023-12-25 10:42:13 · 3yNo. 297030reply
ROUMD
MongoliaBernd2023-12-25 13:08:39 · 3yNo. 297032reply
That’s a snowball.
GermanyBernd2023-12-25 13:43:20 · 3yNo. 297033reply
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its a bird in a snowball.
Germanymerry christmasBernd2023-12-24 03:06:13 · 3yNo. 296931reply
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I hope all Bernds around the world will have a good day.
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GermanyBernd2023-12-24 07:37:58 · 3yNo. 296944reply
Malt liquor is perfectly fine to get the job doned. Stop being jealous and have a freaking great day today.
United StatesBernd2023-12-24 07:52:03 · 3yNo. 296947reply
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Prost!
GermanyBernd2023-12-24 08:27:10 · 3yNo. 296948reply
Merry Christmas!
United StatesBernd2023-12-25 07:17:16 · 3yNo. 297018reply
Merry Christmas
BrazilBernd2023-12-12 19:21:40 · 3yNo. 296118reply
What is this shit? I thought Krautchan was dead and buried. This shouldn't be happening. We were all better with /int/ gone. It has been years. We all have new, better lives. Just stop.
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RussiaBernd2023-12-19 11:28:15 · 3yNo. 296599reply
eat banana monke ))))
United StatesBernd2023-12-19 15:13:23 · 3yNo. 296615reply
Stop being a faggot. Using imageboards or textboards is no different than using a twitter or any other site. You can have friends and a life and use these sites. Don't blame your inadequacies on some site you use.
BerndBernd2023-12-24 21:35:59 · 3yNo. 297001reply
why would you bost anywhere else
why would you bost anywhere else
we got the igor, got the paul, we got the slav(e)s
we've got the aids
this is the only place
this is the only place
this is the only place for meeee~
GermanyBernd2023-12-24 21:52:38 · 3yNo. 297003reply
we also have the polette
GermanyQ: How to say shithole in Mandarin?Bernd2023-12-23 14:15:29 · 3yNo. 296910reply
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A: 鸟不拉屎的地方
 
Literally: A place where not even birds poop.
Isn't this cool?
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GermanyBernd2023-12-23 15:05:42 · 3yNo. 296914reply
In how many rooms did he shit?
RussiaBernd2023-12-23 15:54:42 · 3yNo. 296915reply
You forgot that as shortly before our times as less than 100 years ago it was ok to keep small livestock inside the house, such as chickems and even piggus!
GermanyBernd2023-12-23 16:10:19 · 3yNo. 296916reply
yess, the second part of the idiom is 鸡不生蛋
 
a place where birds don't shit and chickens don't lay eggs
RussiaBernd2023-12-23 19:29:25 · 3yNo. 296920reply
ahhhh the taste of well-noticed historical observations yassss....///
United StatesBernd2023-12-23 05:30:35 · 3yNo. 296902reply
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American infrastructure has gotten so bad that we must now rely on pizza delivery companies to maintain the roadways
MexicoBernd2023-12-23 06:41:51 · 3yNo. 296903reply
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GermanyBernd2023-12-23 11:07:14 · 3yNo. 296907reply
Your country is now second Russia XAXA
NetherlandsBernd2023-12-23 11:39:54 · 3yNo. 296908reply
> has gotten so bad
Always have been, in most states
GermanyBernd2023-12-23 15:04:31 · 3yNo. 296913reply
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>plowing for pizza
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