
Just drank my first hot chocolate this season. I’m sure there’s already a thread on this but what is your opinion on Christmas.
>also merry Christmas, hanukkah, Panquetzaliztli. Just have a good month.

Since I cut off my toxic family I'll spend christmas alone at home which is always a bit depressing.

>>327445
No you don’t have to spend it alone, you can spend it with bernds

>>327445
based comfy and good

>>327446
>>327447
thenks frens!
Last NYE I hiked through the woods to a lookout point to watch the fireworks. Several times I met other people walking on my path in the opposite direction. They always blinded me by shining their flashlight in my face. It was super annoying. So for this year I bought a super bright flashlight myself so I can blind everyone back.

>>327451
Based
>what dose the flash light look like?

>>327454
It's just some cheap chink one.

>>327455
When I switch the language to german it said 500000 lumens instead of 10000. Maybe that explains why I expected it to be brighter.

>>327457
Kek

Yo what’s on your Christmas list

i stuck a stick of butter up my ass wondering what is going to happen
will report back

>>327463
so how's it going?

>>327463
WHAT THE FUCK IS OP DOING!!!
>3 HOURS

>>327463
It’s been way too long, Are you ok?

havent even had the first advent yet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o977l-d_BOM


I can't remember the last time I had a hot chocolate. Probably when I was a kid

i remember baking gingerbread cookies for the first time, it was good, though i wasn't good in decorating, and just slapped anime faces with white glaze as decoration lol


>>327505
Do a Christmas tree next

>>327521
Sounds like an unreasonably dangerous version of the peeled ginger, I fail to see the experimental value.

>>327522
Fine, then I’ll try it. I will report back.

What is with this image board and shoving random shit up there ass
>>324418

>>327526
Since you found your way here, it appears that your ass is on the line. He-he.

>>327525
Ow ow ow fuck fuck fuck
Status report m: it feels funny but then it started to hurt. I used a plastic one so it might feel different with a real. I didn’t go in that far, but I went in for a while.
>conclusion was not Worth it
<what next?

>>327536
> what next?
a penis attached to another person since this is clearly where you're headed, let’s not prolong the inevitable

>>327539
Wow that sounds fun
But I already have one but it’s not attached to another person :3
Where do I get on of those at?
Unless I can use yours >UωU<

Made some new kc backgrounds let me know if you like them.

>>327536
>what next?
the strap on of the ratmean race traitor grille, evacuate her to texats

>>327583
I have no idea what language you’re speaking.
>ok I will try it And report back.
<“on of the”

>>327584
there is a ratmean woman
on this site
you need to evacuate her to texas
and allow her strap on
to enter ur anus
a strap on is a dildo worn by female girl

>>327585
>on this site
Are you taking about fucking Bijou
I have no idea where they live. But I will get them here.
<Emphasis on the fucking Bijou

>>327586
You are a mod now. You can't just lay around and put random stuff into your anus.
You have to lead by good example and show us what it means to be a good and successful Bernd.
The german mod was weak because of his drug addiction. But you are not. You must be better than this.

>>327587
Nein you is of right. I must be better than I what I was before. It’s time that we change and lead our selfs to the next generation. I must be the one to start that. Ight Next order of business, let’s start back up the advertising campaign.
>it’s time I fucking change
https://youtu.be/ht1Uhdbq8E0

>>327587
I feel like there’s more pressure on me than the German guy, because with the German guy, there was a lot of other Germans on this website so it was hard to tell who’s who. But with a Texasball, you can obviously tell that that’s me talking.
>drug addiction
Yah I realized something was wrong when he showed me that he was a mod but the CP was still not removed. (don’t accuse him about anything, I don’t think he was one of them)

>>327591
Don't post anything that you are ashamed of and there is no pressure in knowing that people can recognize you. That does not even that you have to stop doing those things. You just have to stop feeling ashamed for it.
And there are not that many different germs here. You can tell the difference between them if you are mindful.

>>327583
let me deport myself from the country first, i don't need a help of texan-mexican mod in it

>>327586
you will not, i already aimed to live in western europe, not in texas

>>327591
as he said, he clicked on bernd.grpup by accident and didn't noticed the cp, since he quit kc willingly and ended up here by pure coincidence

>>327595
Ukraine is getting addicted to being independent. I like it.

>>327598
i deal with documents btw! it's a pain in ass to deal with bureaucracy..

>>327599
Good. Are you getting russian ones first or straight to ukrainian ones?

>>327600
since for the passport i need to get a citizenship first, for now im brainstorming a lot on ways how to get either of them, it would sound retarded for someone here but now it's doesn't matter to me which document of country to get anymore, ideally i would like to get a ukranian one, but you need to reach the embassy, so unfortunately i have to stick with option of puzian citizenship or meet someone who can agree on fictitious marriage for ukrainian citizenship

>>327600
things are going south rather it planned initially but im getting despaired

>>327602
Do you have your birth certificate? Shouldn't that be enough to get a passport?


>>327604
i have, thank god, but to get a passport here you also need a citizenship, it's one of the rules to get it
i remember the story of guy who restored his passport by birth certificate, but he possibly had someone relative with citizenship to help him to restore it, in my case there's no one but me, and fictitious marriage sounds sketchy and despair tier to get a citizenship in order to get a passport later

>>327607
>A birth certificate and a document identifying the place of registration are the main additional documents requested by government agencies when restoring a lost passport.
>To replace the main identity document, you will need: birth certificate; two photographs in color or black and white; if confirmation of citizenship is required, documentation proving Russian citizenship must be provided

>>327609
"muh you let me down" fuck off, i need at least some documents to get the fuck out of here


>>327610
scheme on getting a ukranian one so someone can seethe

>>327612
i remember stumbling across the countruhuman r34 telegram channels, in my personal opinion the community still lives in 2018 when it was on peak of cringe

>>327614
2018 sucked for countryhimans so glad that I was never a part of it.
But I think country balls are starting to become cringe now for other people. Just look up country balls on YouTube it’s not looking good.

>>327597
Guess you Can say I skid in and they froze

>>327616
countryball community became cringe for real unfortunately, but i will remember art's animations and his countryball legacy, my childhood after all

>>327621
There are two types of people
The ones that say
<Countryball was my childhood. I loved it so much.
And
>Countryball are my fandom I love it so much.
Yes, countryball is Somewhat cringe now but don’t let what other people change the very thing that we love. You can turn countryball into anything you want. For you must make countryball enjoyable for you.
>Never forget, glorious Countryballs

>>327622
amen

>>327659
This is probably the best response. Any thing else or any questions I would had wrote an entire Bible.

>>327541
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>>327607
Ur fater

>>327850
>your
>german nouns are written with capital letter
>Vater
try harder

I swear I don’t have OCD but why is the hat like that it’s not like that for computers just put it a little to the left for Mobile users.
>put it on the P please

Merry Christmas old chaps and bernds

>>329991
Bit late but marry christmas anyway m80

>>330145
Merry late Christmas the thread just said “have a good month.” So keep that up .

>>330165
Catholic cristmas is cringe anyway. Chads only celebrate new years eve.

>>330202
Shut up cockroach

>>330204
Cockroach is couple posts above me.

>>327462
To Anyone curious We secured the mega large nutsack.
>new pillow alert

ok now happy new years eve boys, another year of suffering ahead!

>>330393
Awesome sauce


Happy New Year, Bernd!

>>330400
Spending it on KC


2025 ayo