Bernd 2022-11-25 18:27:55 ⋅ 2mn No. 240508
Tried to fix the lighting in my garagehood. Bought new mighty powerful 1kW lightbulbs, found a special vehicle that can reach up to the streetlights that no longer work, but had to cancel everything today. You see, when the streetlights do not work, they don't consume any electricity. And that means that garagemen don't need to pay for it.
Bernd 2022-11-25 18:34:58 ⋅ 2mn No. 240509
Based on what I pay for electricity for my garage, the lights would've costed approx. $2.5 per year per garage. You may now make the Mordor Ork jokes.
Bernd 2022-11-25 18:55:39 ⋅ 2mn No. 240510
>>240509 > You may now make the Mordor Ork jokes. it wouldn't be funny since you're self aware how are things besides the non-working lights?
Bernd 2022-11-26 09:31:43 ⋅ 2mn No. 240667
>>240510 Garage culture is dying a death but a bit too slow for my liking.
Bernd 2022-11-26 14:43:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 240688
>>240667 Why is Garage culture dying? What do you do in there? Doing handy work, stuff and things? Repairing cars and such? And why is it dying? Cause you can't repair modern cars by yourself? Ikea is cheaper than building your own furniture?
Bernd 2022-11-26 14:54:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 240691
>>240667 The kind of garage culture where you built your man cave inside of your garage to hide from your wife and kids?
Bernd 2022-11-26 15:43:16 ⋅ 2mn No. 240697
>>240688 >>240691 50% prison culture + 50% middle school in a poor neighborhood surviving principles = garage culture. You need to talk in a certain way, greet and refer to other members with specific words only, litter with no regrets, piss on neighbor's garage doors. If there is a woman around everybody pretends to be of high culture because it's somebody's wife and they don't need to know what is really going on in the garages. Constant exchange of gossips on every garage owner. Some can not help but to always assert male dominance by various small unfriendly gestures. It's not good.
Bernd 2022-11-26 18:54:58 ⋅ 2mn No. 240711
Bernd 2022-11-26 19:14:03 ⋅ 2mn No. 240713
>>240697 > Some can not help but to always assert male dominance by various small unfriendly gestures. I'm going to need some examples
Bernd 2022-11-26 19:43:54 ⋅ 2mn No. 240715
>>240713 I've witnessed: - turn on music really loud near a group of garagemates when they are trying to talk; - shovel snow to your foe's garage doors; - piss on his doors; - common verbal bullying "keep your pants on, Holy Piotr is coming through!" (Piotr goes to the church too often).
Bernd 2022-11-26 20:29:43 ⋅ 2mn No. 240717
>>240715 > - shovel snow to your foe's garage doors; does it happen only when your enemy's doors are next to yours or regardless of their location?
Bernd 2022-11-26 20:51:01 ⋅ 2mn No. 240720
>>240717 In a typical garagehood configuration you have a choice of 5 targets. Two direct neighboors (left and right) and three across the street (front-left, front-center, front-right). Some garages are known to be not visited during winter, those you can shovel all day every day. Some belong to high-rank members, those you want to try to respectfully avoid. You would shovel direct neighbors only if you are in an open conflict with them. The usual target is typically front-left and front-right, they are not too far away but not in direct contact either. If you are on a street end, then you must shovel to the side but avoid blocking the road for the next street. To answer your question, the enemy must be within reach of no more than 2 shovel throws.
Bernd 2022-11-26 21:33:15 ⋅ 2mn No. 240725
>>240697 >because it's somebody's wife and they don't need to know what is really going on in the garages ШПРЕХАЮЦЦЯ В СРАКУ ТАМ У СЕБЕ В ГАРАЖАХ, А ПОТОМ БОЛЕЮТ...
Bernd 2022-11-27 00:32:57 ⋅ 2mn No. 240743
>>240667 You forget to burn down the Garage of your enemys by pour out a mix of used motor oil and Diesel under the Garage Gate.
Bernd 2022-11-27 15:31:53 ⋅ 2mn No. 240785
UpdateBernd 2022-11-28 17:54:22 ⋅ 2mn No. 240936
The situation is resolved. 1. I returned the mighty powerful light bulbs to the store; 2. garagemen gave me a smaller 250W bulb for free; 3. I hired a vehicle to fix 1 (one) lamp post near my garage; 4. I made a new friend, we shake hands now. I accept this.
Bernd 2022-11-28 17:59:41 ⋅ 2mn No. 240940
>>240937 I don't know, sorry, these are the only people I've been around. To me they are normal.
Bernd 2022-11-28 18:58:13 ⋅ 2mn No. 240955
>>240937 being nice has no nationality; same applies to being a piece of shit
Bernd 2022-11-29 12:12:47 ⋅ 2mn No. 241076
>>240955 There exist """"nationalities"""" which you cannot belong to if you're nice because it's against their ethos, e.g. Palestinians.
Bernd 2022-11-29 12:17:48 ⋅ 2mn No. 241078
>>241077 Palestinianhood is [i]defined[/i] by genocidal hate of Jews. It is not possible to be a Palestinian if you do not viscerally hate Jews so much that you randomly erupt into murderous rage when placed to live near one.
Bernd 2022-11-29 12:53:33 ⋅ 2mn No. 241081
Bernd 2022-12-01 12:50:29 ⋅ 2mn No. 241418
Bernd 2022-12-01 14:22:34 ⋅ 2mn No. 241422
>>241081 >special vehicle workers are they (special vehicle) workers, or special (vehicle workers)?
Bernd 2022-12-01 14:49:51 ⋅ 2mn No. 241424
>>241422 Special workers on a special vehicle. The lamp post has been fixed today! I hired them through a guy that knows a guy that used to work for a company that operates a vehicle that can reach high up. Costed me a 1000 roubles, all done under the counter at their lunch break.
Bernd 2022-12-02 19:57:14 ⋅ 2mn No. 241564