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Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 03:06:50 ⋅ 1y
No. 218125
My brother and I just broke in some property where we spotted some weed plants and took them home)) Already dried some in the oven and tried to smoke and hell yeah it's some damn nice weed.
Peru Bernd 2022-08-16 03:07:57 ⋅ 1y No. 218126
>>218125 you stealed weed lol
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 05:18:55 ⋅ 1y No. 218167
>>218126 1g is 10 euros on the Germany, we just made 125g for free.. well i guess once dried and minus the branches it will be about 50g
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 06:02:22 ⋅ 1y No. 218173
>>218167 You didn’t make it. You stole it from somebody else imbecile.
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 06:06:48 ⋅ 1y No. 218174
>>218173 I've also been robbed a few plants in my life. Finding a safe place is part of the game. Nigga can be lucky it was us and not the cops who found his planties.
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 06:09:25 ⋅ 1y No. 218175
>>218174 No. You are just a nigger and too stupid to realise that you are one.
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 06:09:54 ⋅ 1y No. 218176
>>218175 keeeeeek stay mad alman
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 06:14:22 ⋅ 1y No. 218177
>>218176 You should start directly robbing people. Then you can use the money to buy even more drugs niggerman.
Slovakia Bernd 2022-08-16 07:03:55 ⋅ 1y No. 218215
lmao based but honestly why not plant it yourself why destroy the whole plant
Texas Bernd 2022-08-16 07:46:55 ⋅ 1y No. 218218
It was jogger-tier and it was on the Sweden.
Peru Bernd 2022-08-16 07:53:46 ⋅ 1y No. 218222
Subhuman behaviour
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 08:31:03 ⋅ 1y No. 218226
hmm i want drugs too
Peru Bernd 2022-08-16 08:39:28 ⋅ 1y No. 218229
>>218226 drugs = bad
Texas Bernd 2022-08-16 08:44:17 ⋅ 1y No. 218231
>>218226 Brew your own mead like ancient vikings
Moscow Bernd 2022-08-16 09:52:42 ⋅ 1y No. 218248
>>218231 whole apartment gonna stink
Texas Bernd 2022-08-16 10:07:58 ⋅ 1y No. 218252
>>218248 Okay, then go for something more simple like fermenting some apple wine. It won't stink up the apartment but you will be able to smell it in your kitchen (a little).
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 12:38:19 ⋅ 1y No. 218268
>>218177 ok tell me your address >>218215 >plant yourself dangerous, no place to do so >destroy no, we harvested
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 12:43:09 ⋅ 1y No. 218274
>dried some in the oven and tried to smoke fucking retards
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 13:53:09 ⋅ 1y No. 218277
>>218274 yes i also rolled a joint with the wet weed and microwaved it - it worked and there is nothing you can do
United Kingdom Bernd 2022-08-16 14:30:24 ⋅ 1y No. 218280
>>218125 Why did you break into someones house? Was anyone inside when you did?
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 15:24:45 ⋅ 1y No. 218288
>>218277 Just because it was dry enough to burn doesn't mean it worked, it most likely tasted like shit and barely made you high because you damaged the buds. The retard OP also is probably too low IQ to dry and cure it properly and harvested it way too early, so he'll end up with 20g of stolen bad tasting low quality weed
Turkey Bernd 2022-08-16 15:59:34 ⋅ 1y No. 218291
This is now how you fast dry it. Next time put fresh buds in water for day and dry with hair dryer or naturally afterwards.
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 16:17:45 ⋅ 1y No. 218293
>>218280 >house garden we used a tree nearby to get over the huge wall around the garden and a rope to get back, 3AM there was also 1-2M of thorns around the wall and we had to cut a path through them to proceed >>218288 okeh aber warum hast du so hart arschweh?
United Kingdom Bernd 2022-08-16 16:31:12 ⋅ 1y No. 218295
>>218293 Still why did you break in lol? >>218291 Türk-sama, we need help, a bunch of retards started posting cp on /hs/ and its been there for days
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 16:34:36 ⋅ 1y No. 218296
>>218295 for the weed lol also ill take care of the cp
Uruguay Bernd 2022-08-16 16:35:21 ⋅ 1y No. 218297
Weed will kill your brain.
Slovakia Bernd 2022-08-16 16:35:42 ⋅ 1y No. 218298
>>218268 >no, we harvested So you didn't even destroy behind shop?
United Kingdom Bernd 2022-08-16 16:35:45 ⋅ 1y No. 218299
>>218296 >for the weed lol Based >also ill take care of the cp MegaBased
United Kingdom Bernd 2022-08-16 16:41:08 ⋅ 1y No. 218300
>>218296 Thank you bro, also you missed this one, >>216138
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 16:43:25 ⋅ 1y No. 218301
>>218300 bruhh i'm at it with my shitty phone while playing xc3, take a chill pill)) >>218298 hell no i feckin ran for my life because there was an alert system blinking and we figured it's a silent one that doesn't let you know about cops being called
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 16:54:09 ⋅ 1y No. 218306
>>218301 Why don't you rob a better phone?
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 17:26:50 ⋅ 1y No. 218309
maybe you'll meet an individual who'll stab you upwards of 40 times in self defence when you try to rob him anyways I totally hope that doesn't happen since you are a valuable member of society lose the jewelry. it gives you the appearence of a whigger.
Kuwait Bernd 2022-08-16 18:22:35 ⋅ 1y No. 218313
>>218125 you guys became black without even being one.
Ireland Bernd 2022-08-16 18:52:49 ⋅ 1y No. 218316
>>218125 >You shall not steal. >The Lord spoke to Moses, saying, “If anyone sins and commits a breach of faith against the Lord by deceiving his neighbor in a matter of deposit or security, or through robbery, or if he has oppressed his neighbor or has found something lost and lied about it, swearing falsely—in any of all the things that people do and sin thereby— if he has sinned and has realized his guilt and will restore what he took by robbery or what he got by oppression or the deposit that was committed to him or the lost thing that he found or anything about which he has sworn falsely, he shall restore it in full and shall add a fifth to it, and give it to him to whom it belongs on the day he realizes his guilt. >Nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
Germany Bernd 2022-08-16 19:08:25 ⋅ 1y No. 218320
>>218313 They are Serbs, it's far worse
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-16 19:11:28 ⋅ 1y No. 218322
>>218320 wut
Slovakia Bernd 2022-08-16 20:55:44 ⋅ 1y No. 218332
>>218320 "swede" is codeword for bosniak, not serb
Finland Bernd 2022-08-17 12:11:45 ⋅ 1y No. 218420
>>218125 Absolutely subhuman. Consider kyssing yourselves and make the world a slightly better place.
Germany Bernd 2022-08-17 15:11:44 ⋅ 1y No. 218430
You might have acted subhuman and evil but you can still try to fix your mistakes. Bring the drugs back to the owner and apologize. It is not too late to better yourself.
Ukraine Bernd 2022-08-17 17:37:13 ⋅ 1y No. 218448
>>218301 >alert system blinking and we figured it's a silent one that doesn't let you know about cops being called i guess it'll rather call mafia not cops, or even to mafiozi cops
Germany Bernd 2022-08-17 20:44:50 ⋅ 1y No. 218464
buds hidden under a chair to dry just checked them up and seems like i have to rearrange them, some are touching... i wonder how they moved
Denmark Bernd 2022-08-18 03:36:06 ⋅ 1y No. 218528
>>218464 Are you poor? I would be less repulsed by your behavior if you were an addict and couldn't afford weed. What amount is that going to be when dried? Maybe 10g? Wow, you saved 100€. Are you a Swabian bydlo? You sure dress like one.
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 09:59:28 ⋅ 1y No. 218571
>>218528 >are you poor kek no >What amount is that going to be when dried? >>218167
Sweden Bernd 2022-08-18 10:02:11 ⋅ 1y No. 218573
>>218528 100€ is 100€
Iran Bernd 2022-08-18 10:53:25 ⋅ 1y No. 218577
>)) > russian meme Of course you are ruZZIan subhuman housebreaker and a thief Russians are criminal on par with niggas from Eritrea according to Norwegian crime statistics
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 11:21:46 ⋅ 1y No. 218580
>>218573 You would make more with less hassle and if you stole bicycles and sold the parts on ebay.
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 11:33:38 ⋅ 1y No. 218584
>>218571 >are you poor >kek no But why do it then if you could buy quality weed and a bigger quantity of it instead? It's shit weed, it's harvested early etc. Is this a story you want to tell your future children/wife? Seems like you did it only for the thrill then. Have you ever thought about attacking random people on the street, film it and try to avoid gettting caught? This might be a fitting pastime for you. What if you stole the plants of the local Arab clan chief's grandpa and it is just a matter of days until they traced your whereabouts?
Ukraine Bernd 2022-08-18 12:38:15 ⋅ 1y No. 218594
my friend consumed and traded little of cannabis and amphetamine and spent for that 2 years in jail
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 12:58:09 ⋅ 1y No. 218595
>>218577 i stole the ) from russians, i'm an ethnic germ >>218584 >buy quality weed kek yeah on the black market where you don't know what it is in your pot there is no more quality weed than a nice out door grown plant where you don't have to worry about shady dealers stretching it with idk what >What if you stole the plants of the local Arab clan chief's grandpa and it is just a matter of days until they traced your whereabouts? went in with a balaclava and fingers taped, no phones and i did my research. the target was a bydlo german construction worker
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 13:06:40 ⋅ 1y No. 218596
Do I get it right that this OP is a mod here?
Peru Bernd 2022-08-18 15:33:13 ⋅ 1y No. 218628
>>218596 lol better a swede weed stealer than a sudaca, rigt? ~~;_;~~
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 15:45:15 ⋅ 1y No. 218632
>>218628 what swede
Peru Bernd 2022-08-18 15:50:22 ⋅ 1y No. 218634
>>218632 eh, op? ~~keking with that pic~~ the part of weed stealer still applies
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 16:16:48 ⋅ 1y No. 218644
>>218595 >the target was a bydlo german construction worker You're a horrible person.
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 16:40:40 ⋅ 1y No. 218652
>>218644 Yeah, that guy bought the seeds, soil, pots, fertilizer and more, made them sprout from seed and took care of them for months every day only for some bydloid zoomer shitheads to break into his garden and steal and ruin them weeks before they are ready. I feel really uncomfortable with a guy like this being mod here. BO if you see this, you sure this is a wise choice?
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 17:02:11 ⋅ 1y No. 218656
>>218652 i already told BO myself that I don't want to be modded because mods = gay but what can i do lmao >>218644 >>218174
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 17:56:04 ⋅ 1y No. 218670
>>218656 The main problem here is that you literally broke into his garden on his property, if you found them somewhere hitten in the wild or whatever I wouldn't care. He also took months of risk of getting police'd and you just shat on it
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 18:32:35 ⋅ 1y No. 218675
>>218670 his fault planting weed is illegal and he was too stupid to hide it better, there is nothing he can do
Switzerland Bernd 2022-08-18 20:06:43 ⋅ 1y No. 218699
>>218675 beautiful picture where ?
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 20:33:01 ⋅ 1y No. 218702
>>218675 your fault for doing the deed, not the other way around
Germany Bernd 2022-08-18 21:08:01 ⋅ 1y No. 218711
>>218699 ICE **somewhere between frankfurt and marburg**