My brother and I just broke in some property where we spotted some weed plants and took them home))
Already dried some in the oven and tried to smoke and hell yeah it's some damn nice weed.

>>218125
you stealed weed lol

>>218126
1g is 10 euros on the Germany, we just made 125g for free.. well i guess once dried and minus the branches it will be about 50g

>>218167
You didn’t make it. You stole it from somebody else imbecile.

>>218173
I've also been robbed a few plants in my life. Finding a safe place is part of the game. Nigga can be lucky it was us and not the cops who found his planties.

>>218174
No. You are just a nigger and too stupid to realise that you are one.

>>218175
keeeeeek stay mad alman

>>218176
You should start directly robbing people. Then you can use the money to buy even more drugs niggerman.

lmao based
but honestly
why not plant it yourself why destroy the whole plant

It was jogger-tier and it was on the Sweden.

Subhuman behaviour

hmm i want drugs too

>>218226
drugs = bad

>>218226
Brew your own mead like ancient vikings

>>218231
whole apartment gonna stink

>>218248
Okay, then go for something more simple like fermenting some apple wine. It won't stink up the apartment but you will be able to smell it in your kitchen (a little).


>dried some in the oven and tried to smoke
fucking retards

>>218274
yes i also rolled a joint with the wet weed and microwaved it - it worked and there is nothing you can do

>>218125
Why did you break into someones house? Was anyone inside when you did?

>>218277
Just because it was dry enough to burn doesn't mean it worked, it most likely tasted like shit and barely made you high because you damaged the buds. The retard OP also is probably too low IQ to dry and cure it properly and harvested it way too early, so he'll end up with 20g of stolen bad tasting low quality weed

This is now how you fast dry it. Next time put fresh buds in water for day and dry with hair dryer or naturally afterwards.



>>218295
for the weed lol
also ill take care of the cp

Weed will kill your brain.

>>218268
>no, we harvested
So you didn't even destroy behind shop?

>>218296
>for the weed lol
Based
>also ill take care of the cp
MegaBased



>>218301
Why don't you rob a better phone?

maybe you'll meet an individual who'll stab you upwards of 40 times in self defence when you try to rob him
anyways I totally hope that doesn't happen since you are a valuable member of society
lose the jewelry. it gives you the appearence of a whigger.

>>218125
you guys became black without even being one.

>>218125
>You shall not steal.
>The Lord spoke to Moses, saying, “If anyone sins and commits a breach of faith against the Lord by deceiving his neighbor in a matter of deposit or security, or through robbery, or if he has oppressed his neighbor or has found something lost and lied about it, swearing falsely—in any of all the things that people do and sin thereby— if he has sinned and has realized his guilt and will restore what he took by robbery or what he got by oppression or the deposit that was committed to him or the lost thing that he found or anything about which he has sworn falsely, he shall restore it in full and shall add a fifth to it, and give it to him to whom it belongs on the day he realizes his guilt.
>Nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

>>218313
They are Serbs, it's far worse

>>218320
wut

>>218320
"swede" is codeword for bosniak, not serb

>>218125
Absolutely subhuman. Consider kyssing yourselves and make the world a slightly better place.

You might have acted subhuman and evil but you can still try to fix your mistakes. Bring the drugs back to the owner and apologize. It is not too late to better yourself.

>>218301
>alert system blinking and we figured it's a silent one that doesn't let you know about cops being called
i guess it'll rather call mafia not cops, or even to mafiozi cops

buds hidden under a chair to dry
just checked them up and seems like i have to rearrange them, some are touching... i wonder how they moved

>>218464
Are you poor?
I would be less repulsed by your behavior if you were an addict and couldn't afford weed.
What amount is that going to be when dried? Maybe 10g? Wow, you saved 100€.
Are you a Swabian bydlo? You sure dress like one.


>>218528
100€ is 100€

>))
> russian meme
Of course you are ruZZIan subhuman housebreaker and a thief
Russians are criminal on par with niggas from Eritrea according to Norwegian crime statistics

>>218573
You would make more with less hassle and if you stole bicycles and sold the parts on ebay.

>>218571
>are you poor
>kek no
But why do it then if you could buy quality weed and a bigger quantity of it instead? It's shit weed, it's harvested early etc. Is this a story you want to tell your future children/wife? Seems like you did it only for the thrill then.
Have you ever thought about attacking random people on the street, film it and try to avoid gettting caught? This might be a fitting pastime for you.
What if you stole the plants of the local Arab clan chief's grandpa and it is just a matter of days until they traced your whereabouts?

my friend consumed and traded little of cannabis and amphetamine and spent for that 2 years in jail

>>218577
i stole the ) from russians, i'm an ethnic germ
>>218584
>buy quality weed
kek yeah on the black market where you don't know what it is in your pot
there is no more quality weed than a nice out door grown plant where you don't have to worry about shady dealers stretching it with idk what
>What if you stole the plants of the local Arab clan chief's grandpa and it is just a matter of days until they traced your whereabouts?
went in with a balaclava and fingers taped, no phones and i did my research. the target was a bydlo german construction worker

Do I get it right that this OP is a mod here?

>>218596
lol better a swede weed stealer than a sudaca, rigt? ~~;_;~~

>>218628
what swede

>>218632
eh, op?
~~keking with that pic~~
the part of weed stealer still applies

>>218595
>the target was a bydlo german construction worker
You're a horrible person.

>>218644
Yeah, that guy bought the seeds, soil, pots, fertilizer and more, made them sprout from seed and took care of them for months every day only for some bydloid zoomer shitheads to break into his garden and steal and ruin them weeks before they are ready.
I feel really uncomfortable with a guy like this being mod here. BO if you see this, you sure this is a wise choice?


>>218656
The main problem here is that you literally broke into his garden on his property, if you found them somewhere hitten in the wild or whatever I wouldn't care. He also took months of risk of getting police'd and you just shat on it

>>218670
his fault
planting weed is illegal and he was too stupid to hide it better, there is nothing he can do

>>218675
beautiful picture
where ?

>>218675
your fault for doing the deed, not the other way around

>>218699
ICE **somewhere between frankfurt and marburg**