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Sold overpriced LSD to turks

Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 16:43:14 ⋅ 1mn
No. 110605
So, I was on my way to the store to buy some goodies for the evening to browse IBs and play Persona 5S. On my way there (20m ago) a group of three Kanacken (bydloturks) approached me, asking me: "YOOOOO do you have COCAINE for me!!?" with this Kanacken accent in german. They were obviously trolling but then I remembered that I had my backpack with me because I was going to the store. So I told them: "No, I don't have cocaine but I've got some reaally high quality LSD with me. (it was cheap 1cp-lsd from the interwebs). First they didn't believe me, but when I showed them my tiny blotters with the imprint "LSD" on the backside their eyes started to shine and they made some OHHHHHH sounds and I could feel their greed and how much wanted it. Retards. They have never taken LSD before so after some talking I could sell them two blotters with 100μg each for 25€. I buy one for <8€. Rate.
Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 16:44:45 ⋅ 1mn No. 110606
I hope tbey take it for fun and run into some cars while having a bad trip lmao
Turkey Bernd 2021-02-22 16:44:55 ⋅ 1mn No. 110607
Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 17:42:02 ⋅ 1mn No. 110608
>>110606 Would be laff.
Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 17:56:05 ⋅ 1mn No. 110609
i have a hard time imagining the effect of lsd on kanaken... their spiritual horizon is usually restricted to the boundaries of their prayer-rug. how will that stuff affect them? do they have even a vague idea of what it is or do they think it's something like cocaine...?


Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 18:02:58 ⋅ 1mn
No. 110610
>>110609 >spiritual horizon The spiritual stuff I really get only from pic related. The golden teachers give me tons of weird and spiritual thoughts but close to no optics. I remember travelling into a dark forest deep in my soul, finding the tallest tree in the middle through which my life energy was running, I put my Hand into it and wrote something in there, I won't say what. Meanwhile LSD for me is 80% optics and 20% spiritual thoughts. They probably see some dancing kebab skewers, who knows.
Turkey Bernd 2021-02-22 18:36:14 ⋅ 1mn No. 110616
I wish they sold it here
France Bernd 2021-02-22 18:50:59 ⋅ 1mn No. 110623
>>110616 Here, they ship to Turkey, I checked it for you.
Turkey Bernd 2021-02-22 19:41:00 ⋅ 1mn No. 110631
>>110623 Can you get high off this like normal lsd? How is this legal?
Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 20:11:30 ⋅ 1mn No. 110632
>>110631 >How is this legal? They just changed the chemical formula a bit so it is not the substance that is forbidden anymore. However I don't know about law in Turkey. >Can you get high off this like normal lsd? Yes. Some say it is stronger, others say that it is weaker. But the effect is the absolute same, personally I don't feel a difference at all.
Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 20:12:12 ⋅ 1mn No. 110633
>>110632 Well, even if it is not legal in Turkey, as long as they don't open letters and check what is inside, there won't be any problems. LSD does not smell.
Kuwait Bernd 2021-02-22 21:38:20 ⋅ 1mn No. 110640
>>110605 drugs are bad mmkay?
Germany Bernd 2021-02-22 21:53:15 ⋅ 1mn No. 110643
>>110640 I hope I can still go to heaven.
Turkey Bernd 2021-02-22 23:27:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 110646
>>110632 >>110633 thanks for the info bro
United States Bernd 2021-02-23 00:08:19 ⋅ 1mn No. 110648
Good thread
New Zealand Bernd 2021-02-23 07:17:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 110658
Shameful threda. Regardless of ethnicity or bydloness or lsd quality, you should be giving them a fair deal, not jewing them.
Germany Bernd 2021-02-23 16:17:13 ⋅ 1mn No. 110686
>>110658 t. lucky inhabitant of a nice country that does not import loads of gypsy tier people
Germany Bernd 2021-02-23 16:34:56 ⋅ 1mn No. 110687
>>110686 Imagine not knowing what it is like to have Kanacken randomly trying to start an argument with you on the street.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-02-24 06:59:36 ⋅ 1mn No. 110723
>>110686 Maoris and islanders are far worse ro deal with if they're meth'd out or alcohol'd.
Finland Bernd 2021-02-24 23:02:40 ⋅ 1mn No. 110783
>>110605 I grew up without ever seeing a black man or Arab, we only had a Russians, Swedes and some Thai in our town and village area. Today things are different though, after 2015 there started popping up plenty of Arabs (but very few blacks) in my local Lidl, who apparently started living around there. Before that the only foreigners shopping there was usually only Russians.
United States Bernd 2021-02-25 04:27:06 ⋅ 1mn No. 110795
So lit
United States Bernd 2021-02-25 04:28:00 ⋅ 1mn No. 110796
>>110658 Nein, if people were created equal we wouldnt have niggers
Turkey Bernd 2021-02-25 08:02:40 ⋅ 1mn No. 110797
>>110796 Or cumskins. T. Cumskin
Germany Bernd 2021-02-25 09:57:59 ⋅ 1mn No. 110800
>>110796 fuck off
United States Bernd 2021-02-26 09:50:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 110880
>>110800 What an interesting and thought provoking response to the fact that niggers do cocaine
Germany Bernd 2021-02-26 10:44:50 ⋅ 1mn No. 110884
>>110783 I can't imagine this, it sounds super cozy and I envy you for this experience. I already bullied and disliked Turks in kindergarten. There was one fat guy, Günai or so was his name. One day my mum got called because I built a Lego Günai killing machine (some lego technic gears grinding a lego man's heada) and on another day me and my friend put him in one of these blue barrels for collecting rain water and we rolled him down the small hill in our yard :DD In elementary school the same shit repeated, I got in a class of around 25 people and 4 of the were Turks, no other foreigners. They were so inferior to me in almost everything that I just couldn't but make fun of them whenever there was a chance. Ah, good ol' times.
Germany Bernd 2021-02-26 18:42:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 110924
>>110783 that spurdo looks wrong, please stop using that picture