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GermanyBernd2021-09-07 12:52:37 · 5yNo. 122301reply
Tonight we will upgrade our home by crafting something really cool for our DIY smoking lounge balcony.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-11 12:50:07 · 5yNo. 122504reply
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:05:21 · 5yNo. 122514reply
Why didn't you build the crank at the balcony?
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:07:41 · 5yNo. 122516reply
Also why you post it on /b?
GermanyBernd2021-09-11 21:46:29 · 5yNo. 122517reply
because the balcony is too small and we can't sacriface the place for it
 
often up to 4 people sit on it at the same time
 
why not?

BerndBernd2021-08-24 19:00:41 · 5yNo. 121154reply
Riddle me this...
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BerndBernd2021-08-24 19:04:22 · 5yNo. 121156reply
Idk, it wasn't on the start page.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 19:11:20 · 5yNo. 121162reply
wasn't twitterposting hated anyway?
 
t. not following chanbeef
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 19:18:05 · 5yNo. 121163reply
Depends on the twitterposting I guess. Most annoying is using some weirdo with 2 followers as an example of a political movement or something.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-24 20:48:12 · 5yNo. 121171sagereply
even I'm refraining from twitterposting here ffs
and I actually had ppl message me on twitter when I'm coming back to noncechan bc they miss my twitterposts

GermanyAbout to coom...Bernd2021-09-08 11:44:11 · 5yNo. 122354reply
and then i'll shower and continue work
 
I realised I haven't coomed in a few days and now I am very happy to nut to some big booba blondies.
GermanyBernd2021-09-08 11:50:44 · 5yNo. 122355reply
hm, 6 more minutes of my life wasted
NorwayBernd2021-09-08 12:32:34 · 5yNo. 122358reply
Why not big ass blondes next time? Mix it up a bit
BerndBernd2021-09-08 13:11:00 · 5yNo. 122360reply
> Mix it up a bit
thanks for the tip mr. noseberg

TurkeyBernd2021-09-05 20:11:56 · 5yNo. 122180reply
thoughts on new ayran maiden album???
 
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RussiaBernd2021-09-06 20:43:39 · 5yNo. 122273reply
I can be months of work to record an album.
GermanyBernd2021-09-06 20:52:26 · 5yNo. 122275reply
ohh no! many months of enjoyable time
New ZealandBernd2021-09-06 22:39:53 · 5yNo. 122280reply
Took less than three days iirc.
SloveniaBernd2021-09-07 10:15:37 · 5yNo. 122298reply
enjoyable stuff, not particularly memorable tho
still need to listen to the rest of the album (damn, over 80 mins?), only heard this track and that pre-released single (writing on the wall) so far
I think I'm gonna give it a 3.8/5
 
in other news, peste noire also has new album out
 
this. you're too consumer culture oriented if you fail to understand this
the spirit of rock is very much participatory culture oriented – artists perform their own songs rather than regurgitate standards (like was the norm in the 50s and earlier), bands when touring have local acts as openers (again encouraging participation) – some of them just happen to actually become popular, but that's a side effect of being the best.
there is no shame in just getting together and making something – you're contributing, you're part of the participatory culture of rock music

GermanyBernd2021-09-06 20:04:54 · 5yNo. 122266reply
Moeche kennen lerne deutche mädchen wo gibt
RussiaBernd2021-09-06 20:09:31 · 5yNo. 122267reply
zurück zu krautchan
GermanyBernd2021-09-06 22:12:03 · 5yNo. 122279reply
geh in den reitclub da gibts genug
TurkeyBernd2021-09-06 22:50:00 · 5yNo. 122283reply
mit scharf?

GermanyBernd2021-09-05 18:53:29 · 5yNo. 122175reply
This disney character is literally me.
NorwayBernd2021-09-05 19:44:34 · 5yNo. 122177reply
tfw no atlantis gf
GermanyBernd2021-09-05 20:51:02 · 5yNo. 122182reply
I'm a nerd with glasses and I want an athletic gf, is that so much to ask?
FinlandBernd2021-09-05 20:59:35 · 5yNo. 122183reply
 
hot gfs falling in love with nerdy guys is just a fantasy.

GermanyBernd2021-08-15 18:10:16 · 5yNo. 120048reply
Tomorrow is my first day of work since 2018. I'm very anxious. Wish me luck.
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GermanyBernd2021-09-02 21:36:32 · 5yNo. 121898reply
Agreed.
 
Not sure yet what I'll tell my boss tomorrow, since they asked for an exchange of greetings, but this person didn't allow me to get another word like that in.
 
I'll also work with this person once more because I had already promised to do so and a friend of mine will also be at the second event. I'll not cooperate with this person beyond that, though.
GermanyBernd2021-09-04 21:12:23 · 5yNo. 122098reply
My boss and a colleague of my boss said this person wasn't good at that particular job and overworked. (I was fearing my boss might be best friends with her or something.)
New ZealandBernd2021-09-05 02:35:18 · 5yNo. 122124reply
Uh oh Bernt, you're playing office politics now. Consider searching out stronger people to back you up if you're going to try and usurp anyone.
GermanyBernd2021-09-05 09:00:05 · 5yNo. 122135reply
Not really.

BerndBernd2021-09-04 21:09:36 · 5yNo. 122097reply
I hate people who smoke. The person in the apartment below me smokes on the balcony and I can't open my window without letting smoke in.
BerndBernd2021-09-04 21:54:31 · 5yNo. 122105reply
Yeah it's disgusting.
 
t. social smoker
FinlandBernd2021-09-04 23:06:37 · 5yNo. 122114reply
 
I dream of having a romance with an artistic girl that smokes and we would live in a big city and eat some cheese and drink wine
RussiaBernd2021-09-05 02:35:04 · 5yNo. 122123reply
Don't remember asking
BerndBernd2021-09-05 05:37:38 · 5yNo. 122132reply

Berndoh my godBernd2021-09-03 09:42:03 · 5yNo. 121931reply
OH MY god BERNDS i want to live in this alternative world stream.
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NorwayBernd2021-09-03 20:12:18 · 5yNo. 121976reply
flying donuts can't be safe for the aircraft...
GermanyBernd2021-09-03 20:14:30 · 5yNo. 121978reply
but its soooo fluffy p_p
NorwayBernd2021-09-03 20:18:57 · 5yNo. 121980reply
it bounched off the wing just fine but what if the donut hit the engine... idk I wouldn't operate an airplane under such conditions.
GermanyBernd2021-09-03 20:23:12 · 5yNo. 121981reply
What if an airplane flies through a donut and gets stuck?
 
Also Bernd, you're also a like a donut. The food you eat actually never enters your body, the pipe from your mouth to your asshole is basically a donut's hole.

GermanyBernd2021-09-02 11:38:38 · 5yNo. 121857reply
What's the point of these countries being big if 90% of the people live in the most southern parts anyway?
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GermanyBernd2021-09-02 13:38:16 · 5yNo. 121872reply
you cant say brazil without saying bra
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 17:27:34 · 5yNo. 121884reply
A lot of it is uninhabitable or better serviced by trade routes.
It's better to have a smaller population more spread out than clumps of populated insanity in snow. More problems occur die to the breakdown of infrastructure and services related to its upkeep.
Give it some fifty years and they should be tropical beach paradises perfect to suit their refugee hybrid genetics.
NorwayBernd2021-09-02 18:35:03 · 5yNo. 121886reply
There's relatively a lot of people in the middle. (Trondheim)
NorwayBernd2021-09-02 18:41:03 · 5yNo. 121888reply
All facts

GermanyGuessing game thread #2Bernd2021-09-01 22:43:21 · 5yNo. 121825reply
What will Bernd do in Switzerland?
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BerndBernd2021-09-02 13:53:57 · 5yNo. 121873reply
plastic surgericated
GermanyBernd2021-09-02 15:25:42 · 5yNo. 121876reply
wrong
 
hint: its related to ♪
BerndBernd2021-09-02 15:50:16 · 5yNo. 121878reply
going to a concert?
selecting an instrument to buy?
New ZealandBernd2021-09-02 17:21:18 · 5yNo. 121882reply
ah yes playing the magic flute

PolandBernd2021-09-01 16:35:12 · 5yNo. 121803reply
song sauce pls
 
Greeting from poland! It's a great honor to be conquered by Germany!
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BerndBernd2021-09-02 12:22:29 · 5yNo. 121861reply
wow i cringed really hard
GermanyBernd2021-09-02 15:30:34 · 5yNo. 121877reply
1st webm:
Bydlo dad is screeching: "I have a young son!! He is alone at home!! You can't arrest me!! .....oh, there he is."
 
2nd webm:
Retards from a german imageboard found a car without wheels and they started going there to take pictures and it became popular so you can see a bunch of pr0gramm posters gathering around the car.
Oh yes there is also a webm where one of them puts his dick into the cars exhaust pipe and cums.
RussiaBernd2021-09-02 16:18:01 · 5yNo. 121879reply
RussiaBernd2021-09-02 16:22:00 · 5yNo. 121880reply
Are British queen family reptiloids?

GermanyBernd2021-08-31 19:41:02 · 5yNo. 121748reply
I have been eating a lot of takeout and processed food because I don't have a proper kitchen at my temporary home. It affected my shit very negatively and I suffered on the toilet. I have bought food with more fiber today. I hope it helps.
t. currently eating nuts and oat cookies before bedtime
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New ZealandBernd2021-09-01 05:40:01 · 5yNo. 121766reply
Buy a hotplate and boil all your food.
t.boil up pro
FinlandBernd2021-09-01 07:05:49 · 5yNo. 121772reply
 
Don't boil vegetables
GermanyBernd2021-09-01 08:51:22 · 5yNo. 121774reply
boiling them is more delicious
 
fuck the vitamins
BerndBernd2021-09-01 14:53:36 · 5yNo. 121797reply
I'm not going to boil sandwiches, cereal and cookies.

BerndBernd2021-08-31 20:01:41 · 5yNo. 121751reply
Discuss.
FinlandBernd2021-08-31 20:06:35 · 5yNo. 121752reply
#1 Sounds good. But I'd rather die than suffer through #2, absolute cringe, I'd feel so humiliated I'd kys myself
GermanyBernd2021-08-31 20:42:58 · 5yNo. 121755reply
Hell yeah, getting 2 after 1 sounds awesome.
BerndBernd2021-09-01 01:51:44 · 5yNo. 121765sagereply
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