I have an arithmeic impairment. Last time i worked as a cashier it was hell.

Sell cocaine in Zürich

smuggle psychotropic drugs from mexico

guys. i actually want to have a decent, normal okish life, ok? all i want is a job that's not killing me.

Be a waiter on a restaurant, maybe?

Then go for the night shift at a gas station.

Less customers, but higher risk to be robbed at gunpoint, so they're happy for every male applicant.

suicide is and option?

There is probably one robbery every 10 years in the whole country of Switzerland. Their citizens are already busy enough robbing the rest of the world

Become Driving instructor

Then it's perfect!

Earn fat premiums for lurking on your phone the whole night and being able to bring your state-provided assault rifle to work for the rare case "when".

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