Bernd 2021-02-22 21:10:52 ⋅ 1w No. 110634
Posted on 4channel's /int/'s Dutch general nederdraad that I was going to shoot up the Dam [big plaza with a big WWII memorial in the capital] and the parliament [in a different city]. It was jokingly but then I got banned for violating US or local law. I called the police a few moments after and after she got all of my identifying information she said she'd make a note that I have no intention of shooting up the Dam or the parliament and that I was stupid. I am shitting myself, all articles I've read about dumb teens doing this mention some sort of punishment. I was just getting on the right track and I might get my asshole gaped by the machinations of the State. FUCK BONUS ANECDOTE: Went to masturbate at the fertility clinic in Zwolle today. I really liked the city and I am thinking of moving there if I DON'T GET FUCKING JAILTIME. Really uncomfortable that the exit led me past all of the couples in waiting areas. On the train back this ethnic Dutch girl kept trying to get me to notice her, and subsequently I did the same. I'd look at this little brown child because half he was cute and half I wanted to seem fatherly to her. I was reading some of Kobo Abe's The Box Man [almost finished] and she grabbed a book aswell but almost immediately put her phone in between the book and herself. Made me think she tried to grab my attention. After I while I tried to think of ways to court her but I didn't have a pen so I wanted to leave my passport there as if I forgot it, and then head out in a way that she focusses on me and not my seat, but a based black man told me I forgot my passport and I got cock blocked. She gave me bed eyes when I walked out. That's it for my day. Maybe tomorrow my life will fall apart, maybe not. How was your day, Bernd?
Bernd 2021-02-22 21:22:42 ⋅ 1w No. 110638
Why didn't you >Hi girl, how are you? I just announced on 4chan that I am going to shoot up the Dam, but it's only ans joge. *wink*
Bernd 2021-02-22 21:26:14 ⋅ 1w No. 110639
>>110638 It was a stiltecoupé. Can't talk in the stiltecoupé. My plan was flawless and would've worked if I waited for one more minute. Then she'd either give it to the right authorities and I'd get my passport back after a lecture or she'd deliver it herself and I'd ask her if she wanted to get drinks as a 'reward'. Before long she would be squeezing my hand as she was delivering our babies. Speaking of babies, they found a baby in a yellow bag in a trash bin in Amsterdam today. The woman they'll likely give counseling, hugs, hot cocoa and lots of feminism and I will probably be ruined.
Bernd 2021-02-22 21:48:03 ⋅ 1w No. 110642
What the fug. I thought I misread your post until I googled it. Seems like life in Amsterdam will never be boring. Cute chicks in the train and babies in the trashcans. You'll be fine, Bernd. You didn't do anything. When I was 18 in my last year of school, I started to build our school 1:1 in Unity3D to create a shooter game with my friend. We really did not think about anything bad, but when we uploaded screenshots of our project in the internet after one week of work, about 50% of the 5th and 6th graders would not show up the next day at school because rumors have spread between worrying parents that scary Nerds are planning a school shooting. The screenshot are from my project. Nothing bad happened to me, only some pissed principal wanted to kick us but a psychologist proved him that we didn't think of anything bad. My day was fine, I studied a bit, played JRPGs, ate, sold LSD to some stupid Turks.
Bernd 2021-02-23 08:14:04 ⋅ 1w No. 110659
>>110642 Looks like you put in effort for that project. It looks good. As for psychologists: I like them. If the prosecutor wants a piece of my ass I can always pull the autism card. What JRPGs did you play? Did you play them in Japanese?
Bernd 2021-02-23 13:53:21 ⋅ 1w No. 110673
>>110659 Persona 5S, and yes. Absolute epic 10/10 game. Did anything happen to you because of your trollposts?
Bernd 2021-02-23 18:39:28 ⋅ 1w No. 110693
>>110688 4chan probably doesn't care about working with Dutch police. Why would they?
Bernd 2021-02-23 18:44:37 ⋅ 1w No. 110696
>>110693 There's been multiple crimes announced on 4chan and 8chan, I think it's fair to assume that in order to be protected by Cloudflare a company needs to abide by national laws to some extent; no terrorism, no CP, no nonsense. Which is to say, if an attack did happen, 4chan might be banned from the Netherlands, losing revenue and receiving law suits. There's been jokey threats from 4chan about attacks on Dutch soil before and their identities were leaked to the police. I tried to preempt that. If there is no evidence and 4chan doesn't forward any information, then I am probably safe since the police won't investigate a non-existent threat. If they did forward it, I might get a slap on the wrist or if they don't like my face a few weeks in jail.