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United StatesCorbomite ManeuverBernd2026-05-31 07:10:50 · 1mnNo. 360391reply
Was Balok the Ultimate Master Troll?
 
Sent a radioactive probe to chase the Enterprise around, bathing them in gamma rays for fun.
Tractor beamed and then threatened them with a scary voice and ridiculous puppet.
Gave them 10 minutes until inevitable death, ensuring the crew will go bonkers with fear.
Enjoyed a private laugh at the amateurish Corbomite claim.
Tested the Enterprise engines 20% past their design specs to ensure lots of damage to keep Scotty busy.
Faked a distress call for shits and giggles.
Gave Kirk, McCoy and Bailey unknown alien liquid to drink, which could have been Balok’s own piss for all they knew.
Took Bailey for a year because Balok watched him on the Bridge have an epic yet entertaining freakout, that kind of B-level acting deserved a reward.
Had no intention to pay back all the damage he caused, as if Starfleet could do anything anyway.
Intended to be friends with Earth all along, but decided to have some harmless fun with the pinkskins before establishing relations.
United KingdomBernd2026-06-01 08:00:38 · 1mnNo. 360500reply
What surprised me was they showed the puppet in the credits of almost every episode after that. For such an odd episode they were very proud of it.
United KingdomBernd2026-06-01 17:10:38 · 1mnNo. 360540reply
Cringe
United StatesBernd2026-06-27 22:53:59 · 2wNo. 362248reply
Why didn't he just say "my usual" when ordering his earl grey tea, hot?
GermanyBernd2026-06-27 23:13:42 · 2wNo. 362249sagereply
zurück nach /b/ mit dir.
GermanyBernd2026-06-28 00:11:53 · 2wNo. 362250reply
Wasnt Q a master troll?
AustriaBernd2026-07-09 02:07:43 · 2dNo. 362867reply
Would you date a Vulcan? I would...
TürkiyeBernd2026-07-09 13:51:20 · 2dNo. 362881reply
TexasBernd2026-07-10 05:13:37 · 1dNo. 362969reply
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Your taste sucks ass sack
TürkiyeBernd2026-07-10 15:42:34 · 16hNo. 362986reply
TexasBernd2026-07-10 16:12:37 · 16hNo. 362988reply
Forgive me lord for I have sinned.
 
Her face looks like she got botox and lip injections but the doctor fucked up. Her teetas do not look soft and squishy, they look like a diagram. Do me a favor and look up galactorrhea, the first article you’re going to see is the one from clevelandclinic.org, the infographic is literally her tit. And finally that waste, 4/10 I have a skinnier one ;) .
 
>Who doesn't like big booba and a thin waist?
The girl in my example doesn’t have particularly big boobas, but at least her’s look soft. + I’d take a big dick over big boobs 99% of the time
United KingdomBernd2026-07-11 04:43:04 · 3hNo. 363044reply
U Bloody Poofter
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