
>woke up 20 minutes earlier than normal
>got dressed and ready at lightening speed for work
>"hehehe today I'll be sooner at work and I'll leave sooner"
>a missile alert right when I onboard the train at the station
>train waits a full 10 minutes for the alert, for le security reason
>arrived actually late for work
There is no way to win

>>337660
> train
Here is the problem. Why not just buy a e-bike?

>>337662
why not walk on your two? free and good for health

>>337663
Activity for non disabled people.

>>337665
how do you ride a bike when disabled? does someone ride it for you and you sit in this thing?

>>337660
Why don’t you just take a plane?

>>337670
> go to the office by plane

>>337691
Glad I made you smile, but why Doesn’t he just take a rocket to the office building?

>>337670
He should try going by tunnels.

This wasn't a joke about the New Yorker tunnel Chabad Jews.

>>337660
oy