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Saint Petersburg Bernd 2021-01-09 10:03:05 ⋅ 3y
No. 106351
Okay, here be the dragons.
Bernd 2021-01-09 10:11:19 ⋅ 3y No. 106353
Matched somewhere in the middle of the night and was waiting for her reply for 10 hours. Straightforwardly said that she isn't interested in short conversations. According to her bio she is interested in emotional intellect. What does that actually mean? Waiting for unmatch in ans seconds after my second message tho.
Bernd 2021-01-09 10:11:49 ⋅ 3y No. 106354
Matched at 3 am in the morning. Were talking till 4. Empty inside and a little bit devastated. Me carrying the conversations almost all the time, but she does her best to be interested in it. She has no happiness in life and eating at night, but has potential to be cute and loving. Her sadness transmitted to me and I saw sad peoples in my dreams that night.
Bernd 2021-01-09 10:19:02 ⋅ 3y No. 106355
>>106354 Give her the D to help with her sadness!
Bernd 2021-01-09 10:20:31 ⋅ 3y No. 106356
>>106355 Can't! I unmatched. And what do you think Bernd can carry anything except a conversation? Giving the D is for alpa males only. Why we have names Bijou here? Bejou is jewel in French. What a strange name for /b/.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-09 10:42:52 ⋅ 3y No. 106358
>>106356 >Giving the D is for alpha males only >I unmatched WTF is wrong with you, pidor?
Bernd 2021-01-09 10:57:20 ⋅ 3y No. 106360
>>106358 I can't sustain a healthy relationship with other people longer than a week, mr. Therapist. Also I can't just fuck sad women, my pepe gets soft from that shit. Will you help me in exchange for Shekels? Jokes aside, she would had become emotionally dependent on me I assume. She is emotionally drained and bored and I'm not that kind of a person who fucks and leaves or fucks neglecting someone's feelings. That's just not fun.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-09 11:00:34 ⋅ 3y No. 106361
>>106360 >I can't sustain a healthy relationship with other people longer than a week Why not? >She is emotionally drained and bored and I'm not that kind of a person who fucks and leaves or fucks neglecting someone's feelings. That's just not fun. That's honourable.
Bernd 2021-01-09 11:00:58 ⋅ 3y No. 106362
PS: how do I become a hamster
Bernd 2021-01-09 11:18:45 ⋅ 3y No. 106365
>>106361 >Why not? Heck can't imagine spending time on someone you don't love waiting for the shit to kick in. And I rarely love. A week — my limit on loveless adventures. Tho maybe it's how it should be? How normies do that shit with dating and such do you know? I haven't been on a date ever.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-09 11:39:38 ⋅ 3y No. 106367
>>106353 NT-chads. Non-assburgers
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-09 11:41:02 ⋅ 3y No. 106368
>>106354 guaranteed baggage try anyway
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-09 11:43:23 ⋅ 3y No. 106369
>>106360 >Also I can't just fuck sad women, my pepe gets soft from that shit homo when the prostitute i was pounding started to look away I got even harder
Bernd 2021-01-09 13:34:05 ⋅ 3y No. 106371
>>106367 >NT-chads. What does that even mean? Also she replied. A little bit mean and harsh, but still tolerable. I'm not unmatched after two boring replies, that's an achievement in my book, >>106369 Not surprised, such people exist. I bet you would get harder even fucking your mom.
Bernd 2021-01-09 14:26:04 ⋅ 3y No. 106384
>>106353 She is looking for someone for “long lasting romantic cooperation”. When someone say “long lasting romantic cooperation” instead of “love” or “lust for beast-like sex” I'm losing erection. I guess I'll unmatch her in several hours.
Bernd 2021-01-09 20:45:35 ⋅ 3y No. 106432
Guys, guys I just found a trick to make nice cute chicks swipe you right. Proof: picrel all the chicks that liked me this evening. It's really easy and awesome!
Bernd 2021-01-09 20:48:21 ⋅ 3y No. 106433
>>106432 post selfie
Bernd 2021-01-09 20:48:47 ⋅ 3y No. 106434
>>106433 Are you a grill?
Bernd 2021-01-09 22:08:17 ⋅ 3y No. 106445
Clearly says in bio she is in open relationships. How convenient, huh? At least she isn't cheating on her bf. What I can't understand is why somebody would be in open relationships. It's like fuck buddy, but said in other words? Started studying acting and literature, but didn't finish both. Now, I guess, doing nothing. Writes little stories. Maybe not that bad even. She is nice, but her young age manifests boldly. She knows next to nothing it seems. Can it be funny in any way?
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-10 00:42:14 ⋅ 3y No. 106462
>>106371 >Not surprised, such people exist. I bet you would get harder even fucking your mom. What a fucking freak. Who thinks up this shit and then says it? Sort yourself out.
Australia Bernd 2021-01-10 05:23:03 ⋅ 3y No. 106467
>>106353 Maybe she has undiagnosed autism
Bernd 2021-01-10 08:33:58 ⋅ 3y No. 106474
>>106462 It's a meme. Relax your buttocks. >>106467 You probably were right. She couldn't make fluent dialogue. Her words were cold and not surrounded by emotion flow. Probably a Bernd, too, but in beautiful woman's body.
Bernd 2021-01-10 09:00:59 ⋅ 3y No. 106478
Why don't they fucking respond? I hate them all.

Pro tip

Bernd 2021-01-10 09:08:01 ⋅ 3y
No. 106479
>>106478 Are these new matches and first messages or have you already had some words with them and they just don't respond?
Bernd 2021-01-10 09:16:02 ⋅ 3y No. 106480
>>106479 Both. First I tried asking out on dates more quickly, which got ignored. Now I'm trying to make conversation and I'm still getting ignored.
Bernd 2021-01-10 09:24:31 ⋅ 3y No. 106484
>>106480 Are you being funny and entertaining at least once? Do they smile?
Bernd 2021-01-10 09:39:05 ⋅ 3y No. 106485
>>106484 >do your online matches smile I'm not that funny, but surely I'm funny enough to at least get more than 1 date from 30+ matches, r-right?
Bernd 2021-01-10 10:03:40 ⋅ 3y No. 106486
>>106485 Oh boy. :D I'm getting one going out a year. Majority of women sit there out of boredom, you should not waste your time with such and make efforts only with those who is seeking your company. What is written in your profile?
Bernd 2021-01-10 10:11:28 ⋅ 3y No. 106487
>>106478 >Eth >Link Wait a sec, are you talking about crypto with w*myn?
Bernd 2021-01-10 10:17:17 ⋅ 3y No. 106488
>>106486 >you should not waste your time with such and make efforts only with those who is seeking your company And how do you know if they are seeking your company? >>106487 I messaged her some joke bout crypto and she asked if I had any. Triggered my kc tierness.
Bernd 2021-01-10 11:13:22 ⋅ 3y No. 106489
>>106488 >And how do you know if they are seeking your company? Let's say if it does not reply in 24h, move forward. >some joke bout crypto Not well played. She probably didn't not understand, it wasn't amusing. > she asked if I had any She was after your moniez, checking are you responsible or not. Good sign tbh. Pro tip: don't go too deep in details, better have simple joke about socks than serious discussion about crypto/politics/any other important matter. And you definitely don't wanna know what women think about important matters.
Bernd 2021-01-10 11:19:02 ⋅ 3y No. 106490
Two new matches this morning. First one: gluttony demon. Wannabe italiafag and muh English and muh foreign university. Second one: lust demon. Hope she is as crazy as she wanna look like.
Bernd 2021-01-10 12:34:55 ⋅ 3y No. 106492
Pretentious little hoe matched with me. Asked her what neo dadaism mean ironically. Got “everything that is dadaism, but today” in response. I didn't expect much. Feeling a little bit pedo tho.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-10 14:09:31 ⋅ 3y No. 106501
>>106492 She referenced something obscure so she must be smart!
Bernd 2021-01-10 14:33:52 ⋅ 3y No. 106502
>>106501 I've met a smart girl in her early 20s once. She was exactly 20 yo and could talk about dadaism, imperialism, third reich, paganism and about language as a repressive system in terms of Michel Foucault. And she was autistique. I mean, she literally was diagnosed as a child and told me about that. Sometimes there are pure gems in the piles of shit.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-10 19:32:55 ⋅ 3y No. 106541
>>106502 I've seen some of them too, girls who are on the spectrum and very well educated. However they usually only know trivia knowledge, as do you, as do I. For actual understanding you'd have read a lot of Western Canon and written essays graded by other professional academics. At age 20 it's unlikely that you have. That's why I see it as not much more than cock length contesting. Literature is good for finding a path in life and being able to make decisions based on your own resolve. Women can't do that. They're too stupid.
Bernd 2021-01-11 09:20:12 ⋅ 3y No. 106701
>>106490 The lust demon didn't reply to my message in 24 hours, alas. Well unmatched. The gluttony demon replied, and after several hours of conversations she asked about my ==blood lineage==. Oh Gott I think I look like a churka if girls ask me such questions. But me completely slav in 10th generation, don't know how such a question could arise.
Bernd 2021-01-11 09:27:04 ⋅ 3y No. 106704
>>106541 >For actual understanding you'd have read a lot of Western Canon and written essays graded by other professional academics That was my plan. 1. take a girl dibly interested in lit/lang/art/history 2. make her gf and provide her with food, vitamin D and shelter for the next 7 years while she is studying hard 3. ??? 4. at 27 you have a professor and a wife. PROFIT
Bernd 2021-01-11 16:21:38 ⋅ 3y No. 106777
>>106701 >The gluttony demon replied, and after several hours of conversations she asked about my blood lineage. Oh Gott I think I look like a churka if girls ask me such questions. But me completely slav in 10th generation, don't know how such a question could arise. She wants to hear about your Varangian and European mercenary noble ancestors, silly. And don't forget that both Heracles and Alexander had children with Amazon queens according to legend. And through Alexander, you can even claim Achilles
Bernd 2021-01-11 16:23:50 ⋅ 3y No. 106778
Of all the matches I had the last couple of days, this tall art hoe is the only one I might have a chance with. Just asked for her number.
Bernd 2021-01-11 16:24:22 ⋅ 3y No. 106779
>>106777 >She wants to hear about your Varangian and European mercenary noble ancestors, silly. And don't forget that both Heracles and Alexander had children with Amazon queens according to legend. Spot a Bernd. :D Silly, girls don't have such curiosity in mind. Also I figured out how I get that question. I said that me bilingual and that silly girl probably didn't know you don't need foreign relatives to be bilingual.
Bernd 2021-01-11 16:25:23 ⋅ 3y No. 106780
>>106778 >Just asked for her number. Why? What will you do with it? Do you guys still call someone by phone and talk with voice?
Bernd 2021-01-11 16:36:21 ⋅ 3y No. 106783
>>106780 I would rather arrange the date over text msgs, it puts me ahead of anyone she's still chatting with on the dating app.
Bernd 2021-01-11 16:39:40 ⋅ 3y No. 106786
>>106783 >I would rather arrange the date over text msgs, it puts me ahead of anyone What could happen if you arrange the date over text then? She'll delay the reply?
Bernd 2021-01-11 16:42:15 ⋅ 3y No. 106788
>>106786 No, I mean if I we arrange a date over WhatsApp or text, she'll be less likely to ghost me somewhere along the line. Being able to call each other if something comes up is also a bonus.
Bernd 2021-01-11 21:59:25 ⋅ 3y No. 106862
You'll never find a woman truly interested in your personality from the first sight on your profile on Tinder. What a waste of time.
Bernd 2021-01-11 22:49:45 ⋅ 3y No. 106865
>>106862 Here, I epitomized your post >you'll never find a woman
Bernd 2021-01-12 06:36:43 ⋅ 3y No. 106884
>>106865 It sounds 2deep4me. There are plenty of single hoes with a child waiting for me to provide, you know. By the way, I have a new match in 8am in the morning. She says she's interested in neuroscience, coffee & visual arts, and something about cigarettes. You know, if coffee and cigarettes are mentioned in one sentence, sex is silently applied too.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-12 07:51:37 ⋅ 3y No. 106889
>>106884 classless whore also 'neuroscience' means she likes pictures of MRI scans on Pinterest with inspirational quotes overlaying them
Bernd 2021-01-12 08:03:50 ⋅ 3y No. 106890
>>106889 >also 'neuroscience' means she likes pictures of MRI scans on Pinterest with inspirational quotes overlaying them Guess it's even worse than that. But she agreed to go for a date with me after the second message. Guess who is lucky boy? **not me, I don't like her face**
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-12 09:36:03 ⋅ 3y No. 106895
>>106890 Haha I hope you're going to an all-you-can-eat buffet since you seem to like sloppy seconds.
Bernd 2021-01-12 10:08:18 ⋅ 3y No. 106896
>>106895 Nah, I'm going nowhere. Will unmatch in ans hours. I need reparations for all the girls I asked to go out and they didn't came. By the way, we don't have all-you-can-eat buffets here, I don't even know where to find one.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-12 10:22:56 ⋅ 3y No. 106899
>>106896 >Russia doesn't have all-you-can-eat buffets Like pottery. Also Tinder is a waste of time. Every couple of months going to a brothel is good enough. Relationships are forged out into the world.
Bernd 2021-01-12 11:49:08 ⋅ 3y No. 106907
Are these your real matches or are you using some Chadfish pics?
Bernd 2021-01-12 11:52:23 ⋅ 3y No. 106909
>>106907 Real.
Bernd 2021-01-12 16:14:43 ⋅ 3y No. 106935
Another day — another match. Irana is looking for somebody to talk ==smart things== with. Also she travels alone a lot. It feels like that shit takes me nowhere, but I have nothing better to do anyway.
Bernd 2021-01-12 16:29:03 ⋅ 3y No. 106942
>>106778 Update: she says she wants to talk more before I get her number. I read that as a no. Also two new matches, including a cute zoomer that liked my msg about LIDL sneakers. Observation: I never match with blondes >>106935 I always wonder what "smart things" mean to women. Something frivolous like MBTI discussion usually works, I guess...
Bernd 2021-01-12 16:43:01 ⋅ 3y No. 106951
>>106942 >guess how many dicks I took Fixed text on the second photo. >I always wonder what "smart things" mean to women Nothing that would involve any kind of intellectual work for her obviously. Things she finds interesting, but too complex to understand by herself, but explained by someone else in simpler words. Also would you really like to date someone like on the first pic? She will be heavy at 30.
Bernd 2021-01-12 16:49:03 ⋅ 3y No. 106954
>>106909 You muscular or rich? Can you post some profile pics (face blurred if you want)? What's in your bio?
Bernd 2021-01-12 16:52:23 ⋅ 3y No. 106957
>>106954 Not muscular, nor rich. I have two profile pics: simple face picture and simple upper part of torso picture. Nothing special, dressed on every pic. The secret is: [spoiler]I have good personality[/spoiler]
Bernd 2021-01-12 17:07:51 ⋅ 3y No. 106959
>>106951 >Also would you really like to date someone like on the first pic? She will be heavy at 30. You're acting like I have much of a choice. Every date is welcome. >>106954 StP is unironically one of the easiest places to get matches outside of third world shitholes if you are a functioning white man. But he's definitely above average nonetheless.
Bernd 2021-01-12 17:11:24 ⋅ 3y No. 106960
>>106959 >You're acting like I have much of a choice. Every date is welcome. I mean, what are you gonna do? Let's imagine you'll get a date with that soon-to-be-landwhale person, you'll probably be able to have relationships, but when she hits the wall you won't be able to even cuddle that person without feeling nothing warm inside of you. How you'll live with her after that?
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-12 17:29:04 ⋅ 3y No. 106961
>>106942 I knew this metrosexual black guy in high school who would mutter empty platitudes about how 'you should just not hate people duuuude' and other things you come up with while high or gay. That nigger was seen like the second coming of Einsteinietzsche in the eyes of almost all of the girls. Intelligent women don't want to 'talk about smart stuffs ;3', they are either whores who see men as fleshy dildos and providers or they are whores who don't want to talk about 'stuffs xd' but want an intelligent mind. I noticed this with this girl I had an intense love-hate crush on. I really liked her despite lying to myself and I could feel the sexual tension between us but what characterised us wasn't our deep philosophical discussions that we never had (because that's for fucking midwits) but the innate understanding of each other without having to say a word. Stupid people can't into soulmates. They usually just find a person they convince themselves they like because they had sex or have children or feel funny around. That's an automaton's way of experiencing love. That girl, damn her cursed soul, without talking we could understand eachother. I wonder if fate can bring her back onto my path. If I die without having fucked her and knocked her up, I'll be very sad.
Bernd 2021-01-12 19:46:31 ⋅ 3y No. 106981
>>106961 Go for her, tiger. Knock her up, tie with a chain and left her live in your basement without allowing to go out before she brings you at least 4 beautiful sons and druthers of Netherlands. [spoiler]Jesus Christ you sounded like an obsessed psycho poor girl hope she won't meet you again and will stay safe[/spoiler]
Finland Bernd 2021-01-12 20:24:54 ⋅ 3y No. 106992
>>106961 Dear youngster, you had no deep connection, you had a crush. Is there any proof you could understand each other than imagination? Understanding without talking is very primitive, no different than finding someone hot imho. Love is a biological process, ancient Finns compared it to insanity best avoided if possible.
Bernd 2021-01-12 23:01:28 ⋅ 3y No. 107017
>>106884 That girl asked me to add her on telegram. Wow, the first person really interested in conversation with me. Okay, I already had a date with person from Tinder. The last thing that's left is to have sex with a person from Tinder. After that I could consider my life fulfilled.
Bernd 2021-01-12 23:07:39 ⋅ 3y No. 107018
>>107017 She sent me voice message instead of text. Unmatched and blocked in telegram.
Bernd 2021-01-12 23:21:47 ⋅ 3y No. 107019
>>107018 ==FUCK YOU==
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-13 04:45:29 ⋅ 3y No. 107029
>>106992 It was mutual attraction. Fixation/frequent eye-contact and special treatment. I would do a speech for English class and while on other days she was incredibly callous and crass toward me, she would as one of the only in the class commend me and say nice things. She acted like a bitch mostly only with me, at one point during drama/theatre class (gay Dutch teach kids everything except for fucking mathematics) I was on top of this bench, standing higher than the group I was supposed to work with. She told me to stop pretending to be the leader and I got off the bench, she seemed receptive to that. I feel like we drifted apart in later years, probably because she got fucked hard at a party somewhere, but was I more keinbernd, I could've put benis inside. Maybe i'll meet her in the future. >>106981 Fuck off to Reddit.
Bernd 2021-01-13 08:46:02 ⋅ 3y No. 107037
>>107029 >Maybe i'll meet her in the future. Haha, how? In your dreams?
Finland Bernd 2021-01-13 09:01:02 ⋅ 3y No. 107042
>>107029 Still sounds like projection/limerence, have a read friend: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence
Finland Bernd 2021-01-13 13:09:53 ⋅ 3y No. 107071
>>106957 >I have good personality What do you put in the bio? How old are you (approx)?
Bernd 2021-01-13 13:19:54 ⋅ 3y No. 107072
>>107071 >What do you put in the bio? That I wanna discuss Anna Karenina and The Catcher in the Rye. Also that I love winter and wanna experience every bit of it. ** Have discussed literature literally in 0 matches** >How old are you Close to **30**.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-14 07:06:54 ⋅ 3y No. 107180
>>107037 Netherlands is a small country. World is a small world. I need meet her only once more to exchange contact information. >>107042 Using bullshit, made up, nonsense language to trick me, LOL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sehnsucht I can do the same thing, you have Limerence, I have Sehnsucht. Both are nonsensical.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-14 07:07:52 ⋅ 3y No. 107181
>>107072 >Have discussed literature literally in 0 matches Implying the 2 women that actually read something other than Stephen King are using dating apps.
Bernd 2021-01-14 10:20:56 ⋅ 3y No. 107212
>>107180 >I need meet her only once more to exchange contact information. Boy, she will have a husband and three children at that moment. Good girls don't sit alone for long. >>107181 Implying good girls will allow to stick penis of stupid person in their bagina. I have Bernds to actually discuss literature. Once I wrote that I'm filthy wealthy and live in the city center and not so many cuties actually matched.
Bernd 2021-01-14 10:26:44 ⋅ 3y No. 107214
>>107212 My profile says I own a house and I definitely think it gets me more matches (although none of them want to go on a date, ofc)
Bernd 2021-01-14 11:03:30 ⋅ 3y No. 107216
>>107214 > My profile says I own a house To attract mercantile women I see. Normally you can say about that during ordinary conversation, even not that directly. If your look or personality does not attract people, do you think owning a house will?
Bernd 2021-01-14 11:12:40 ⋅ 3y No. 107217
>>107216 I don't think anything I've ever done meaningfully impacted my attractiveness.
Bernd 2021-01-14 11:18:11 ⋅ 3y No. 107218
>>107217 Wanna any tips? I can give some hints on the matter.
Bernd 2021-01-14 13:10:37 ⋅ 3y No. 107231
>>107218 I get enuf matches and I'm good at irl dates, but I can't go from one to the other :(
Germany Bernd 2021-01-15 11:47:46 ⋅ 3y No. 107314
Bernd has a match and in her profile she states, that she doesn't seek a relationship. She is 10cm taller than me. What do?
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-16 08:17:28 ⋅ 3y No. 107369
>>107314 Ignore
Bernd 2021-01-16 12:52:40 ⋅ 3y No. 107386
>>107314 Proceed with caution, then ignore. Females would hook up with you if you're cute anyway, even if stated otherwise.

Back to boredom

Bernd 2021-01-16 19:17:48 ⋅ 3y
No. 107440
Finally a woman with some fat on her body and pretty face at the same time. Bet shit has shitty taste in music and I won't want a conversation longer than 5 messages.

Suomi Bernd required

Bernd 2021-01-16 19:37:38 ⋅ 3y
No. 107443
What does she say?
Germany Bernd 2021-01-16 22:29:43 ⋅ 3y No. 107482
>>107440 Women with good music taste are pretty much non-existent.
Bernd 2021-01-16 22:35:28 ⋅ 3y No. 107483
>>107482 Yep. Asked her about music tastes and she confirmed the theory.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-16 22:39:50 ⋅ 3y No. 107485
>>107483 What does she listen to?
Bernd 2021-01-16 22:57:13 ⋅ 3y No. 107489
>>107485 Don't know are you that Russki migrant to Germany or no. She listens to Zemfira. It's Russian 00's popular rock singer from Bashkortostan. Not the worst case, but I expected something more intriguing.
Bernd 2021-01-17 16:00:04 ⋅ 3y No. 107545
And chin chong nip nong to you, young lady.
Bernd 2021-01-17 21:17:36 ⋅ 3y No. 107583
Another night — another match. Tho this evening I had surprisingly few likes. BIO of that girl says “can we teach AI to fear the death?”. Pretty dumb question, but good to open a discussion.
Bernd 2021-01-18 06:36:47 ⋅ 3y No. 107600
>>107545 She is a fashion designer or at least she says she is one. Very likely she is just making ordinary clothes to sell on AliExpress. Wanted to get in the city for work, but pandemic stopped her from coming. What work could have a fashion designer in another city if not establishing fashion show? I hope I still earn more than a clothes maker in China.
Australia Bernd 2021-01-18 11:14:16 ⋅ 3y No. 107618
>>107583 She looks like she'd be down to take a tab and a couple mollies with the boys.
Bernd 2021-01-18 12:02:34 ⋅ 3y No. 107621
>>107618 Like any other nerd gorl you've met?
Bernd 2021-01-18 16:34:27 ⋅ 3y No. 107630
Turned out we both like to read about death and dying. She was studying history, but switched into IT.
Bernd 2021-01-18 19:38:44 ⋅ 3y No. 107645
Why there are no cute girls that can into literature or sociology or linguistic. Why-y-y-y.
Bernd 2021-01-18 21:35:04 ⋅ 3y No. 107658
>>107645 Why are you so picky man? Why not meet them and get to know them? I wish I had that opportunity. I'm scared to even bring up the idea of a date, all it does is get me ghosted 9 times out of 10.
Bernd 2021-01-18 21:50:20 ⋅ 3y No. 107660
>>107658 The first reason is it's insanely cold out there right now. The second reason is that I'm talking with them for a day or two before drop the convo. Do you think this isn't enough to figure out the level of their shallowness? >all it does is get me ghosted 9 times out of 10 I get the same, despite the amount of matches. These women aren't interested in investment. By some obscure for me reason they think that I will do all the work. If I don't write something they will drop the convo as easy as they drop virginity at 14 on vodka party. I think that if a woman doesn't write you back at least once after a good convo, she was just bored and I should not bother anymore and switch to another.
Bernd 2021-01-18 22:41:11 ⋅ 3y No. 107663
>>107660 >Do you think this isn't enough to figure out the level of their shallowness? Well, I don´t really care to be honest. I'm happy enough to look at a pretty face and listen to a pretty voice about the most inane of subjects, as long as it's not overly awkward or politically naive. One of the girls I spent time with last year began reading books to impress me (I know she read some Russian sstuff like Oblomov and The Master and Margarita during that time). If I were you, I'd find an attractive one with no obvious red flags and """groom""" her into your ideal type.
Bernd 2021-01-18 23:17:25 ⋅ 3y No. 107667
>>107663 Good plan you have there, I'm not even joking. Sadly, that won't work with Russian women. They aren't whoring around only when they are entertained. And I can't entertain something not really intelligent. And making one stupid person into not stupid is a huge work I don't really wanna have as there are plenty smart girls already, I just need to wait for one to appear. Today I matched with a girl that writes poetry, a traditionally oriented, don't talk in online(only offline) and says there will be no sex before marriage(I guess she isn't virgin tho). She is the ideal woman from old tales when they were seen tender, feminine and refined. Also she is pretty cute. I bet you would have married her from the first sight. Oh, she is also a babysitter, means she is already ready for many-many children, at least somewhere in the back of her mind. I wish you could have matched with her instead of me.
Bernd 2021-01-18 23:57:41 ⋅ 3y No. 107674
>>107667 Ah, but she would not have matched with me. Such is life.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-19 07:45:08 ⋅ 3y No. 107687
>>107489 No, I'm just a random German Bernd, who wastes too much time on Tinder. >>107660 >These women aren't interested in investment. By some obscure for me reason they think that I will do all the work. I feel totally the same. The problem is, that there are 100 more men ready to talk to and some of them will put in the work. Yesterday a girl sent me a first message with just "hey hey $smiley" and I replied with "Hey! $smiley" and then nothing came back and I'm really not interested to chase such lazy girls. I would also like to meet a smart girl, but they are like 0,1% of all girls and if I find one, I have absolutely no socials skills to win them over. Such is the life of Bernd. I also don't want any children, which makes it even more difficult.
Bernd 2021-01-19 08:58:54 ⋅ 3y No. 107689
>>107687 >Yesterday a girl sent me a first message with just "hey hey $smiley" and I replied with "Hey! $smiley" and then nothing came back Understandable. I would do the same thing. Tho I'm putting a little bit of effort, caring the conversation for a day or two to show that I'm serious. In your example you both are careless. You can try to do a little bit more in the early stages maybe? 'cause heck she surely has tons of other men to write to her, but maybe you are the only one really interesting? And women are really bad at being creative, so that's why she can't write to every man she matches, it's just won't work.
Bernd 2021-01-19 11:10:02 ⋅ 3y No. 107692
WTF? :DDDD
Germany Bernd 2021-01-19 22:54:42 ⋅ 3y No. 107717
>>107689 Well, I'm pretty much frustrated from Tinder and don't really care anymore. >>107692 ??? That's why men hate women.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-20 06:28:33 ⋅ 3y No. 107733
>>107692 girls don't like serious discussions bernd. They small heda. Just keep convo light and fun
Bernd 2021-01-20 06:29:47 ⋅ 3y No. 107736
>>107733 Where did you find a serious discussion? One complement, and that's it.
Bernd 2021-01-21 12:22:39 ⋅ 3y No. 107808
I've finally made it, m8s. Over one hundred likes in one month approximately. Meaningful conversations I had for that time: 3. Dates: 0, but I will fix that soon. Proposals for having sex with me from women: below zero(it's even less than impossible). Welp, it was a nice ride. Now I can delete the app. By the way, the girl on pic rel does ballet and claims she is a virgin. States that sex will be only after marriage. I guess she just loves anal.
Bernd 2021-01-21 17:38:35 ⋅ 3y No. 107832
My most promising match. Hope we will marry each other.
Bernd 2021-01-21 19:12:46 ⋅ 3y No. 107848
>>107832 Nah, turned out she is bitchy. Told me we matched by mistake. Still having a bitchy conversation with me tho. Women.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-22 16:21:48 ⋅ 3y No. 107876
>>107736 >Where did you find a serious discussion? One complement, and that's it. I was mostly saying in general. Just for the next time it may happen. For this one >>107692 >I have no sense of contemporary fashion >As an engieneer, I can earn from 2700 up to 5000 Just keep it simple. Remember Women === Small heda. You don't need so eloquent
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-22 16:25:05 ⋅ 3y No. 107878
>>107848 Most of the girls in the tinder are there to bullshit you or waste your time, take a screenshot of your posts and laugh with their friends about it. >>107808 Anything happen with this gril?
Bernd 2021-01-22 18:01:35 ⋅ 3y No. 107885
>>107876 Now I'm intrigued. She asked two questions, she got two answers. How would you have put it simpler? Honest question. >>107878 >Anything happen with this gril? No, I decided not to waste our time. 26, ballet. She is really ready to settle down, literally. Girls in balled literally retire that early. Would you have proceeded be it you and not me who met her?
Bernd 2021-01-22 18:08:15 ⋅ 3y No. 107886
Said she is a feminist. Asked her what papers she read. Told me she hasn't. We really love to be someone we aren't, aren't we? 4/10 on the scale of fun. Tells she isn't going to bars 'cause not drinking, then added “but when I go to a bar, I do it best”.
Bernd 2021-01-22 18:10:04 ⋅ 3y No. 107888
I misread her bio and thought it say “uncomfortably ==dumb==”. Gosh I dodged a bullet in dialog bringing up that subject saying she is truly as dumb as she thinks. She noticed that and said she didn't write such things in her bio and it is ==numb==.
Bernd 2021-01-23 11:15:37 ⋅ 3y No. 107933
Note to future self: don't write quotes of Marquis de Sade in your bio, you won't get matches even with boost.
Bernd 2021-01-23 12:13:19 ⋅ 3y No. 107938
>>107888 Sent her a verse. She replied “romantic”. Conversation stopped at that point.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-23 19:38:27 ⋅ 3y No. 107954
>>107886 It's always funny, when feminists match me. >>107933 What did you write?
Bernd 2021-01-23 22:39:17 ⋅ 3y No. 107970
>>107954 Something like “As Marquis de Sade said: it's cute what you have going on in here”, but I think the vibe isn't really translatable to English. I believe you don't always need something meaningful in the bio, sometimes anything not really structured will do the job well, as long as it gives some vibes of your personality. Just checking the theory. And today I'm going on a date with one of them. A little bit nervous.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-24 06:22:58 ⋅ 3y No. 108000
>>107885 >Now I'm intrigued. She asked two questions, she got two answers. >How would you have put it simpler? Honest question. Gimme a lil bit of time and I'll answer you later Also don't do this >>107933 > write quotes of Marquis de Sade in your bio Practically any normal women will be repulsed if she recognizes where the verse is from
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-24 06:25:45 ⋅ 3y No. 108001
>>107938 >Sent her a verse. She replied “romantic”. >Conversation stopped at that point. She was being sarcastic and is extremely annoyed/creeped out by you. Sorry bernd, but ya blew it. >>107970 >And today I'm going on a date with one of them. A little bit nervous. It be cool bernd tbh. There's a high chance of her not even showing up so just go with it
Bernd 2021-01-24 09:23:41 ⋅ 3y No. 108005
>>108000 >Practically any normal women will be repulsed if she recognizes where the verse is from If a woman recognizes a quote from Marquise de Sade: 1) she isn't normal at all, at least not a boring average one 2) I want her right here, right now and roughly and it was exactly type of woman I was looking for
Bernd 2021-01-24 09:30:08 ⋅ 3y No. 108007
>>108005 I meant, how else you would match with someone a little bit dirty in mind?
Germany Bernd 2021-01-24 13:15:40 ⋅ 3y No. 108013
>>107970 I see. I never read anything from de Sade as I was never interested in that kind of stuff. >>108005 I definitely get the part with the not boring average one. I want an alternative girl. Problem is, that I'm not a dominant guy and not into the whole kinky stuff, so I can't handle the type of slutty girl most alternative girls are. I also only had sex once so far. I think that's my biggest problem. >>108007 Maybe try find one on the KC?
Bernd 2021-01-24 13:44:54 ⋅ 3y No. 108014
>>108013 >Maybe try find one on the KC? KC has only one type of girls (males), and I'm definitely into real vaginas. >so I can't handle the type of slutty girl most alternative girls are Why bother then?
Bernd 2021-01-24 19:58:24 ⋅ 3y No. 108032
Returned from a date. It was nice, even comfortable, but can't say that I wasn't stressed a bit. The girl was stressed a bit too. Can say that I wouldn't be able to have dates every second day, but it's not that difficult after all. That was my second date in life.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-24 20:27:25 ⋅ 3y No. 108040
>>108014 >KC has only one type of girls (males), and I'm definitely into real vaginas. There are real girls on there, too. I even met one once. >Why bother then? Because I think they are more interesting than regular girls. But then I have also no real experience, if that's actually true. I just think, that I'm not compatible with normal girls, because I'm a rather cynical guy. I'm used to the most depraved shit the internet has to offer and don't even blink an eye. I just wished, that I would be the right type of guy concerning sexual stuff, but I'm a Bernd. >>108032 Sounds good. What did you do? Just drinks? Do you want to meet her again? > but can't say that I wasn't stressed a bit I know that feel too well. I had some dates a few years ago and also last year and especially last year I was incredibly stressed. I was very relieved, when it was over. My social skills are declining year by year and I notice it when I meet new people. It gets more difficult every time.
Bernd 2021-01-24 21:04:45 ⋅ 3y No. 108044
>>108040 >There are real girls on there, too. I even met one once. Was it awkward? Did you regret meeting her after 15 minutes of communication? :D >I'm used to the most depraved shit the internet has to offer and don't even blink an eye. Is changing your behaviour or views to more conventional is an option? >Sounds good. What did you do? Talked for 2 hours and had a little bit of drinks. Not sure if I want to meet her again. She is cute and smart and talks things and interesting, I guess ordinary Bernd would die for such a woman, but I don't feel love toward her. Pussy is almost in my hand, but that could be just wasted time. >My social skills are declining year by year Why?
Germany Bernd 2021-01-24 21:44:01 ⋅ 3y No. 108052
I went on a nice date today :3 I hope I'll see her again, soon.
Saint Petersburg Bernd 2021-01-24 22:04:39 ⋅ 3y No. 108053
>>108052 Why hopes? Why you didn't ask her in the end of your date would she like to have another one in the future or not?
Germany Bernd 2021-01-24 22:27:34 ⋅ 3y No. 108055
>>108053 I didn't think about it at the exact moment. I'm a bit assburger and think too slowly in irl conversations sometimes. We texted a little bit after the date, though and I will ask her tomorrow if she wants to go on second date.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-24 22:51:34 ⋅ 3y No. 108060
>>108044 >Was it awkward? Did you regret meeting her after 15 minutes of communication? It wasn't one on one. It was nice, but it was always with her bf. I met her first on a festival, where she was with her Bernd bf and then they broke up and a while later she got into a relationship with a Bernd I knew and I visited them sometime ago. >Is changing your behaviour or views to more conventional is an option? No, I've seen too much shit and have quite a negative world view and I'm also a druggie. There is no turning back now. I don't want any children, too. >Talked for 2 hours and had a little bit of drinks. Not sure if I want to meet her again. She is cute and smart and talks things and interesting, I guess ordinary Bernd would die for such a woman, but I don't feel love toward her. Pussy is almost in my hand, but that could be just wasted time. Why do you expect to feel love on a first date? I never felt love towards anyone, but would have liked to see quite a few girls more times than I have. How would it be wasted time? When would it be not wasted? >Why? I don't meet any new persons anymore. My social life is pretty much dead and during the last year I was 95% of the time alone in my apartment.
United States Bernd 2021-01-25 01:05:58 ⋅ 3y No. 108067
I can’t handle the idea of creating a profile on one of these sites. Makes me very anxious just to imagine
Bernd 2021-01-25 13:28:12 ⋅ 3y No. 108083
>>108055 Tomorrow has happened. What was her answer? >>108060 >It wasn't one on one. It was nice, but it was always with her bf >later she got into a relationship with a Bernd I knew Sounds cucked as fuck. >No, I've seen too much shit and have quite a negative world view and I'm also a druggie. That won't end well. Druggie and extremist women are made by the devil himself. She could destroy your life miserably in ten minutes. You'll probably end up killing her in rage in the worst case or end up in jail. Good luck anyway. >Why do you expect to feel love on a first date? That's how it happens sometimes and people usually call it love. I see a woman I want spend every day of my life with on the first date — I date her. Simple as. > during the last year I was 95% of the time alone in my apartment No girl tolerates inability to communicate. Unless she is disabled in you're her last chance. Do the math.
Bernd 2021-01-25 13:28:35 ⋅ 3y No. 108084
>>108067 What part of your profile you wouldn't want to show?
Germany Bernd 2021-01-25 17:00:02 ⋅ 3y No. 108093
>>108083 >Sounds cucked as fuck. She lives too far away for a relationship, so I never considered it. It was always about enjoying the company of some Bernds nothing more >That won't end well. Druggie and extremist women are made by the devil himself. She could destroy your life miserably in ten minutes. You'll probably end up killing her in rage in the worst case or end up in jail. Good luck anyway. I became a druggie in order to offset my lack of social skills. It worked for a time, but it already didn't end well. After that I pretty much gave up on sex and relationships. >That's how it happens sometimes and people usually call it love. I see a woman I want spend every day of my life with on the first date — I date her. Simple as. Well, good luck on your quest then I guess. I could never imagine this happening to me. >No girl tolerates inability to communicate. Unless she is disabled in you're her last chance. Do the math. I know. That's why it's over for me. I was never a social person and never will be. My brain is not made for it. I just wished I wouldn't crave sex. Then all would be fine.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-25 18:10:27 ⋅ 3y No. 108096
>>108083 We’re going on another date on Wednesday. Watching people at the park and tea at my place is the plan.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-25 18:28:38 ⋅ 3y No. 108099
>>108096 I'm so happy :3 I'll try to kiss her.
Bernd 2021-01-25 19:38:11 ⋅ 3y No. 108108
>>108093 >Well, good luck on your quest then I guess. I could never imagine this happening to me. Strange, but these feels are know. I haven't had that feeling till I met the first girl I fell in love with, around 21. Before that, I had 3 or 5 gfs and didn't feel anything toward them, I was just entering relationships for the only sake to see how does it look like to be in relationships with someone. It always was a shitty unpleasant experience. I couldn't imagine what is love for a long time, too. > I just wished I wouldn't crave sex. Then all would be fine. Chemical castration is a real thing, you know. Personally I think you can improve your life or at least there are non zero chances to be successful at improvement, but there is also this thing with depraved sexual desire, so what you want at the moment is possible.
Bernd 2021-01-25 19:38:46 ⋅ 3y No. 108109
>>108096 That's great, Bernd. Glad you've managed that.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-25 22:56:07 ⋅ 3y No. 108117
>>108109 I don't like the wording. This implies the woman is an object and everything that lead to this situation is me acting in the right manner.
Bernd 2021-01-26 06:37:14 ⋅ 3y No. 108133
>>108117 Oh, you are a brainwashed one, I see.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-26 12:42:20 ⋅ 3y No. 108146
>>108133 What do you know, pedoonion?

it's not even funny

Bernd 2021-01-26 13:52:40 ⋅ 3y
No. 108149
>>108146 Have nothing to say @ Call somebody a pedo
Germany Bernd 2021-01-26 15:03:23 ⋅ 3y No. 108155
>>108149 >Somebody doesn't share your schizo opinion? <Call them brainwashed.
Bernd 2021-01-26 16:10:25 ⋅ 3y No. 108158
>>108155 That has at least some sense. Calling random people pedo doesn't. Deal with it, Hans.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-27 12:44:22 ⋅ 3y No. 108203
>>108108 So you basically had a friendship with these girls? There must have been something about these girls, which gave you a reason to start a relationship. >Chemical castration is a real thing, you know. Who knows what side effect it may have and I dont think I could get it very easily. I just hope with age my desire fades away or I have to substitute it with porn all my life. Btw. I got a super like. What do? Was it maybe accidentally?
Bernd 2021-01-27 23:08:45 ⋅ 3y No. 108220
>>107933 >Note to future self: don't write quotes of Marquis de Sade in your bio, you won't get matches even with boost. That worked out actually. Found a girl that into de Sade kind of stuff. Very talkative and easy going.
Bernd 2021-01-27 23:12:12 ⋅ 3y No. 108221
>>108203 >gave you a reason to start a relationship. The only thing that gave me that reason is curiosity about how does it feel to be into relationships. Nothing more than that. > I just hope with age my desire fades away If you care so much about negative effects on your health, then you should not deprive yourself from sex or masturbation as it leads to cancer. No fap threads are plain health damage, but Bernds do not know. > I got a super like. What do? Nothing, it was a mistake.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-29 09:46:29 ⋅ 3y No. 108259
>>108221 >The only thing that gave me that reason is curiosity about how does it feel to be into relationships. Nothing more than that. But one or two would be enough for this, wouldn't it? > No fap threads are plain health damage, but Bernds do not know. No, this is only true for men aged 50 and above. >Nothing, it was a mistake. I got another one. More mistakes?
Bernd 2021-01-29 13:34:39 ⋅ 3y No. 108262
>>108259 >But one or two would be enough for this, wouldn't it? I was young and was thinking that people always tell that they feel “mysterious” love when they're in relationships and they say that they are happy. And I wasn't happy nor did feel anything special having gf, so I though that maybe I need to try some other girl and the magic will happen. In the end, it was right decision — I started to feel love something after 5 or 6th girl, tho it was pure luck as that girl approached me first. >I got another one. More mistakes? Yep. As girls that like you after you superliked them, girls that send you superlikes are nothing more than a mistake. It will be the same thing all over again.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-01-29 16:24:58 ⋅ 3y No. 108266
I finally got another date through Hinge despite the lockdown. Gonna see her this Sunday. She seems to have studied the same subject at the same university as my previous date, and they're even the same date. Wouldn't be surprised if they knew each other.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-30 10:00:04 ⋅ 3y No. 108324
>>108262 >I was young and was thinking that people always tell that they feel “mysterious” love when they're in relationships and they say that they are happy. And I wasn't happy nor did feel anything special having gf, so I though that maybe I need to try some other girl and the magic will happen. In the end, it was right decision — I started to feel love something after 5 or 6th girl, tho it was pure luck as that girl approached me first. Seems like you either have luck finding the right girl or you don't. >Yep. As girls that like you after you superliked them, girls that send you superlikes are nothing more than a mistake. It will be the same thing all over again. Well, I wouldn't know what to write anyway. >>108266 Do you just meet and go for a walk?

I'm a horrible person

Bernd 2021-01-30 17:17:11 ⋅ 3y
No. 108364
Every time I start a conversation with a woman I can't stop luring her into romantic relationships or flirting with her. It's the only thing that makes me feel alive in this bitter world. The worst part of that is that I don't really need any intimacy with anybody, I just don't care about their feelings, I don't truly love anybody of them, and the moment they would start responding positively on my signals, I would stop being interested in them.
Bernd 2021-01-30 17:39:30 ⋅ 3y No. 108376
A-a-and I'm in the game again. For some time. First match — meh. Can't even recall when I swiped her. Will send one message and ghost her probably. Wish she won't reply. Second match — pretty cutie! She is that girl that liked my de Sade part. Asked me about some kinks, but very careful. Stopped to respond on my messages the second day. Well she said that she installed Tinder for the first time. Guess she just got bored with all these stupid people there. Probably I'll hear a word from her again in some future. Tho she mentioned that she would like to have a son just in fucking 15 minutes after our conversation started. Red alert, I repeat, ==Red== alert.
Finland Bernd 2021-01-30 23:12:13 ⋅ 3y No. 108443
>>108376 Why is it in English?
Bernd 2021-01-30 23:38:09 ⋅ 3y No. 108451
>>108443 Habit. I'm almost not reading in any other language at that point.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-30 23:45:16 ⋅ 3y No. 108453
>>108451 Is it just personal preference or are Russian versions not always available or bad? Sometimes I prefer to have settings in English because that makes googling for help easier. On Linux not everything is available in German... I am also of the opinion that we should ban Bogdan.
Bernd 2021-01-31 10:29:37 ⋅ 3y No. 108465
>>108453 Personal preference. Translation from English to Russian just feels awkward. I don't actually need Russian any more. All people I'm talking with know English. And Bogdan should stay here.
Germany Bernd 2021-01-31 10:33:53 ⋅ 3y No. 108467
>>108465 Some people I know also set their electronics on their target language when they're learning one, like Norwegian. I am also of the opinion that we should ban Bogdan.
Bernd 2021-01-31 14:50:02 ⋅ 3y No. 108477
>>108467 >set their electronics on their target language when they're learning one That's a common advice for everybody learning foreign language. When I was learning French I did the same. But Bogdan did nothing wrong, m8.
Bernd 2021-02-01 23:35:11 ⋅ 3y No. 108575
>>108324 >Do you just meet and go for a walk? Yes. Spoiler: it was a shit date. She wasn't fun and I couldn't make it fun for myself either with how cold it was. Not going on another date with anyone else anytime soon.
Bernd 2021-02-02 18:11:37 ⋅ 3y No. 108634
>>108575 >Spoiler: it was a shit date
New Zealand Bernd 2021-02-02 23:02:36 ⋅ 3y No. 108655
>>108376 wants to fug within 15 minutes Sure its a red flag, but segs is segs. t.prude
Bernd 2021-02-06 18:46:35 ⋅ 3y No. 108984
It's hilarious how frequently you can see women mention their salary starting at age 27. Feels like it's the only thing that attracts men at this age if they aren't too attractive.
Bernd 2021-02-07 21:47:23 ⋅ 3y No. 109113
Update: deleting my dating apps again. Statistics: 95% of my matches ghosted me after I asked them out and the 5% that I went on a date with were generic Western women. See you again next year.
Bernd 2021-02-07 22:05:10 ⋅ 3y No. 109119
>>109113 I just matched with a girl that has a “husband” but he lives in another city and she is still living with her parents. She asks for going out and everyday chatting. Maybe I'm just lucky.
Bernd 2021-02-07 22:09:11 ⋅ 3y No. 109126
>>109119 Maybe you are just more attractive to women that are more attractive.
Bernd 2021-02-07 22:11:47 ⋅ 3y No. 109128
>>109126 Doubt. One gorl said I look like a maniac on one photo, and like a philosopher on the other. And the “philosopher” photo is basically lowest quality photo I ever took. I could have shared my profile if you did uninstall the app to show.
Bernd 2021-02-08 07:18:18 ⋅ 3y No. 109177
>that fucking list of requirements Now Bernd knows what parts in himself he can improve, lol.
Bernd 2021-02-09 07:25:20 ⋅ 3y No. 109310
Hm, what if I write in bio that I want to start a family and that's the only reason I use tinder? Will I get many trad girls and good wife material?
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-09 13:46:08 ⋅ 3y No. 109328
>>109310 Volunteer at a soup kitchen or blood bank. Approach women in the streets.
Bernd 2021-02-09 14:23:30 ⋅ 3y No. 109329
>>109328 >Approach women in the streets. It's -20 on the streets. The only women I can meet there should be dead frozen. Also Tinder showed that there are really a hoard of women wanting to match with someone with the text “looking here for a future wife” in profile. I just've got 15 matches out of the blue.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-09 15:42:23 ⋅ 3y No. 109333
>>109329 Ah if you're Eastern European, it might be different.
Bernd 2021-02-09 19:04:41 ⋅ 3y No. 109351
>>109333 I've got more than 30 matches in 30 minutes with that phrase from women age 19 to 27. And I'm 27 myself. Usually men get 30 matches in a month. God bless Eastern Europe. I won't write to any of them tho. They are probably after my flat and money.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-09 19:18:39 ⋅ 3y No. 109353
>>109351 You are a fucking retard.
Bernd 2021-02-09 19:33:33 ⋅ 3y No. 109360
>>109353 Why? Please explain. I'm also an autistique and see too many reasons for you saying that.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-09 19:35:13 ⋅ 3y No. 109361
>>109360 I am also autistic. If you have flat and money and look on Tinder for a wife, what's stopping you from talking to one? Tell her you don't like chat talks and that you want to treat her for a coffee/diner.
Bernd 2021-02-09 19:41:21 ⋅ 3y No. 109363
>>109361 I particularly don't like their whorish mentality. I can understand that they are forced to whore out for better living, but at least they should not do it so openly. When I had different texts in bio, I've scored only one date. After I chenged the bio, not only I get too many matches, also some of the old matches wrote me and suggested a meeting. It's so obviously a bait.
Bernd 2021-02-09 19:51:03 ⋅ 3y No. 109364
What an angel. Too bad she is somehow related to IT.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-09 20:04:23 ⋅ 3y No. 109372
>>109364 >Too bad she is somehow related to IT. ??? Pennywise?
Bernd 2021-02-09 20:06:57 ⋅ 3y No. 109375
>>109372 >Pennywise
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-09 20:28:02 ⋅ 3y No. 109387
>>109375 Oh, you meant information technology.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-12 00:10:32 ⋅ 3y No. 109504
Back to answer this >>107885 >How would you have put it simpler? Honest question. >How much can you earn as an engineer? A good amount to live well and buy what you want i think. >Do you feel I am not fashioable? Nah, you're always dressed well. I thought you were a fashion designer for Vogue or Bazaar when we first met X-DDD Something like that. Don't make her think too much about stuff. And don't say >comfy or >but to my taste it's a little bit too tidy First one can make her understand that she dresses like she just got out of bed. Second makes her like she dresses too boring, unlike other girls.
Bernd 2021-02-12 06:45:05 ⋅ 3y No. 109515
>>109504 >First one can make her understand that she dresses like she just got out of bed. Second makes her like she dresses too boring, unlike other girls. But that's the truth, why would I lie? To get pussy, huh? Only cowards and insecure men lie to get pussy. >A good amount to live well and buy what you want i think. Doesn't really answer the question. If I asked somebody and got in response something like that, I would ask to be precise. Why hide exact amounts, insecurity again? The solely reason to ask about salary is to know is it comfortable for me to be around that person or not I think.
Austria Bernd 2021-02-14 10:38:43 ⋅ 3y No. 109645
>>106432 Only thing fuckable is Nastya, she got udders.
Bernd 2021-02-14 23:09:46 ⋅ 3y No. 109694
>>109645 Every thing is fuckable as long as it has natural vagina.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-02-15 01:58:47 ⋅ 3y No. 109702
>>109515 >Why hide exact amounts, insecurity again? Nod really. You could have the amount, but just treated the convo playfully, and not srs. >Doesn't really answer the question. Again bernd women === small heda They like to have fun and feel good, not think things over too much. >But that's the truth, why would I lie? To get pussy, huh? Only cowards and insecure men lie to get pussy. Not necessarily lie, but not be too blunt. And if you ever get married, you'll be doing that a lot. Always telling your wife how good she looks, even if it isn't 100% true. Just my 2 cents. My advice may or may not work for you or others.
Saint Petersburg Bernd 2021-05-13 21:20:29 ⋅ 2y No. 114459
Bump, kek.