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Turkey Bernd 2021-09-05 21:00:14 ⋅ 3mn No. 122184
my flirt just wrote a lenghty review about my horoscope and "star sign map" and she's expectnig me to comment it fucking bullshit
United States Bernd 2021-09-05 21:38:46 ⋅ 3mn No. 122189
What’s your sun moon rising, I’ll give you some bullshit to say The gist is say some of it applies so she feels special
Germany Bernd 2021-09-05 22:11:11 ⋅ 3mn No. 122192
classic "gf but not wife material"
Turkey Bernd 2021-09-05 22:23:15 ⋅ 3mn No. 122197
>>122189 what's a sun moon rising? does it really matter, it's bullshit after all >>122192 "wife material" is unreal. awalt
United States Bernd 2021-09-07 18:54:43 ⋅ 3mn No. 122313
>>122197 Sun is your sign at birth, it’s what your horoscope aligns to Moon is your hidden side, it’s a facet of your personality that subtly shows Rising is how you initially come off to people I am a Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon, cancer rising So initially I come off as cold and that I don’t want you interfering with my routine (like a crab, cancer) but if you get to know me you find out I am very sensitive (Pisces) but I offset that with humor (Sagittarius) It helps having a hippie dippy ex gf


Turkey Bernd 2021-09-07 22:04:03 ⋅ 3mn
No. 122326
she wrote another lenghty star thingy today I checked If this is from some website that generates these stuff automatically but no, she actually wrote all that text google translate: Now let's look at your zodiac sign, Bernd. I want to start with the year cycles because I think this is the most enjoyable part. I'm going to tell you in a few words how the next 9 years will go. As I said, since this system says that we have 9-year cycles, you will also see that we live the same year every 9 years. This year, 2021, was the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons for you, and according to the 9-year cycle, 2012 must have been the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons for you. 2022 will be the year of success and completion, I immediately thought of school, but it will definitely end, I hope this success is for other fields. Think about 2013, what did you accomplish that year? 2023 is the year of reflection, just like 2014. I hope good things happen these deep thoughts. 2024 new beginnings of the year, my favorite innovation is always good :) Think about the new beginnings in 2015 here if you want. 2025 is the year of responsibility, my least favorite year, 2021 was my year of responsibility and, to put it bluntly, my mother cried :D But I taught a lot of senior lessons and overcame many family responsibilities, I continue to do so, so the years of responsibility are good that year. When it is over, many burdens in your life will be lifted from there, at least I hope so. Go back to 2016, was it a year where you had a lot of responsibilities? we come to my favorite year, 2026 is your year of passion and intensity. Even though the intensity of responsibilities from 2025 continues a little, passion comes into play, so I think it's great :) You can go back to 2017 and say hello to your old passions here. 2027 is the year to test and revolutionize perceptions. Let it be a year with good returns. If you want spoilers, adapt what happened in 2018 to 2027. 2028 is the year of stress and change, it's a bit annoying but sometimes it happens so you focus on the change, not your stress. What did you experience in 2019? 2029 is a beautiful year, your year of family, friends and romance. Let 2020 tell you how it will go, not me. We have come to 2030, the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons, which is the year of the 9-year cycle. Let's see what you are going through in 2021 and you will live, 2030 will be much more enjoyable. After the year cycles, now it's time to tell you about you. You are 1 person because you were born on the 1st of the month. Your essence is creative and your element is air. I start with your negative traits: Changeable, loud, aggressive, touchy, intolerant, grumpy, insecure, lazy, depressed, selfish, slurred. Here are your positive traits: The leader is volatile, bright, tactful, cheerful, creative, proud, confident, interested, talkative, confident. You are extroverted, sociable and a leader. You have a strong face that inspires respect, and when you enter an environment you draw attention with your pleasant smile. You can impress other people with your mental skills, you arouse respect in other people. You find physical contact important in communicating with people. If someone makes a mistake towards you, you tend to forgive, provided they ask for forgiveness, of course. You are not very open to criticism and you like to be appreciated. You have a light-as-air nature, and when life is going well, you rejoice with pride and enthusiasm. Other people understand this as a self-confident nobility and authority. Your greatest anger towards people occurs when you realize that they are not sincere. Your self-control and self-confidence skills are innate, and they add a lot to you when you use them well. Your communication skills are good, but when your life is not going well, you can push people away because of your attitude. If you try to be nice instead of hostile and not intolerant and assertive, your relationships will run much more smoothly. You will be much happier if you keep your sensitive and humble side in the foreground and stay away from conflicts that you don't like by nature. You have an intellectual side. You are a very reliable and responsible person. You shouldn't let people dump their emotional trash on you to the point of wearing you out. You can be a bit of a control freak :) I'm exaggerating of course, what I'm trying to say is that you like to take control of things. That's why you don't like teamwork unless you're the leader. Sometimes you can be overprotective with the belief that you treat people with compassion, and this can be perceived as pressure. This feeling of compassion can make you an overly generous person. Breakups are hard for you. You don't like to take risks in life. Creating your safe space makes you feel good. Supporting people is good for you. And finally, you are a person who trusts your intuition.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-07 23:44:28 ⋅ 3mn No. 122329
>>122326 shiiiiet niggur...