Bernd
2021-06-09 18:51:21 ⋅ 3y
No. 115660
My guitar teacher asked me to sell him something to smoke and I will be the first student who ever sells him drugs! He also didn't smoke any cannabis for 40 years so basically I will re-take his pot virginity next week.
r8
Bernd
2021-06-09 19:24:59 ⋅ 3y
No. 115661
>>115660
Stop praising drugs in my hood.
Bernd
2021-06-09 22:07:53 ⋅ 3y
No. 115666
>>115661
ok
btw pic related is helping me to get a normal sleeping pattern
i fell asleep before 1AM for 5 days in a row for the first time in many years
Bernd
2021-06-09 22:16:10 ⋅ 3y
No. 115667
>>115666
o shit, thanks for reminding me I got tincture of that home
feel like I won't be able to fall asleep tonite against (I keep oversleeping)
Bernd
2021-06-09 22:29:50 ⋅ 3y
No. 115668
Nice. Don't let him smoke too much or he might get nauseous
Bernd
2021-06-10 12:48:17 ⋅ 3y
No. 115694
Stop reminding me how much I miss smoking weed and playing guitar.
And I just tried to purchase a single ball adapter head for my new Steinberger spirit and there's none available. Motherfucker.
Bernd
2021-06-10 12:57:13 ⋅ 3y
No. 115695
>>115660
How do I get good at geetar?
t. Has two guitar but can't play well
t. Schizo
Bernd
2021-06-10 14:00:05 ⋅ 3y
No. 115702
>>115695
Practice a lot even if you don't want to practice.
t.schizlod guitarist
Bernd
2021-06-10 17:17:46 ⋅ 3y
No. 115720
>>115702
Practice is shitty if you have to force yourself to do it. Pure discipline works for strength training, but unfortunately not for playing music. You have to make time for practice, work on your general attitude towards life and learn to enjoy the process. You have to focus on little details like dampening a string in the proper way at the right time and appreciate such small successes. You need some discipline but you cannot ignore joy in practising.
t. poorly skilled guitar hobbyist who wastes his precious time on obscure imageboards
Bernd
2021-06-10 17:22:46 ⋅ 3y
No. 115721
>>115720
are you me?
t. OP
Bernd
2021-06-10 17:25:09 ⋅ 3y
No. 115722
>>115694
don't read my posts then
Bernd
2021-06-10 17:28:05 ⋅ 3y
No. 115724
>>115721
No, I don't smoke weed.
Bernd
2021-06-10 17:29:45 ⋅ 3y
No. 115725
>>115724
Close your browser and try enjoying some guitar practising then, it is what I will do now.
Bernd
2021-06-10 17:31:19 ⋅ 3y
No. 115726
I completely agree to this
>Practice is shitty if you have to force yourself to do it
..and recently I found fun in practicing again, I just open the window and watch my strawberries grow while playing.. sometimes people on the street stop and listen **for a few seconds**
Bernd
2021-06-11 02:52:36 ⋅ 3y
No. 115738
>>115720
Man I never enjoyed practicing in the first few months of my adventure but with one puff of the herb, I could sit there an hour and return back multiple times a day. Eventually I was always with my guitar and stopped watching movies to explicitly play guitar and dull all other issues in my life.
Bernd
2021-06-12 16:35:54 ⋅ 3y
No. 115818
When you don't have a grinder.
t. OP
Bernd
2021-06-12 16:43:25 ⋅ 3y
No. 115819
>>115818
Weedsmokers are the worst
Bernd
2021-06-12 18:17:19 ⋅ 3y
No. 115821
>>115818
When you don't have a grinder, you use scissors or your fingers instead of wasting weed.
Bernd
2021-06-13 09:22:49 ⋅ 3y
No. 115845
Played some guitar on the train station in Wolfsburg near all the VW buildings.
A small boy showed interest in my instrument and I let him play a bit until his triggered, yelling father called him back.
Now in the train since 10m, the river of parking VWs to my left side won't stop.
Bernd
2021-06-13 09:42:17 ⋅ 3y
No. 115846
>>115845
>triggered, yelling father
You should have explained that you're from bernd.group not kohl, then he wouldn't have worried about his kid talking to you. Also, where are you going?
Bernd
2021-06-14 06:15:06 ⋅ 3y
No. 115866
>>115846
True, lmao.
I was going home to Marburg, I visited a friend this weekend for 2 days on his campsite.
He didn't sign us up there and didn't tell us that we need a negative corona test either so when the neighbours hedge caught fire and the fire fighters came, the place owner found out about us and kicked us out.
We then went to his 14/88 tire rich girlfriends' apartment in Wolfsburg - she kinda solo carried the weekend.
She is a clean 10/10 and used to be a vegan until 1 week ago when she met my friend - now she eats burgers and smokes pot every day. Soon she will probably wake up and think: "wtf am I doing?" And break up.
At the station in Marburg friend who plays the bass waited for me because I begged for help to carry all my equipment.
After we smoked something some old guy started to talk to us because he saw me carrying a guitar and invited us to a jam session, and there we played for 3-4 hours.
Me the guitar and my friend the bass, and in the last hour we swapped.
Pic is the small room next to the rehearsal room we went to, i didn't take a better picture because it was awkward to do so in front of strangers.
There was also a black dude who spoke german quite well for a new comer and a ~35 y/o german woman, they wanted to go home together (she was prbly horny lol) but the old dude didn't let them go because he had so much fun because he finally had some "grove" thanks to my friend and me.
Bernd
2021-06-14 08:59:08 ⋅ 3y
No. 115869
>>115866
I wish I had friends or strangers to play music with.
Bernd
2021-06-14 09:17:29 ⋅ 3y
No. 115870
>>115869
I'd invite you over if you weren't such a german hater :3
Bernd
2021-06-14 11:50:50 ⋅ 3y
No. 115871
>>115866
Massive kein tier story. Tfw no one to practice my shitty guitar skills with ;_;
Bernd
2021-06-14 11:57:38 ⋅ 3y
No. 115872
>>115871
>Massive kein tier story.
Yeah, now gib GF and I will graduate from imageboards and only sometimes come back to spread hope and positive vibes.
I actually was afraid of going there because of the unknown, new people and my guitar skills being trash.
It was my friend who convinced me to give it a try and it was the best decision of June 2021 so far.
And actually everybody loved my guitar skills, it was a huge self esteem boost.
Bernd
2021-06-14 12:29:42 ⋅ 3y
No. 115874
>>115872
>now gib GF
Sure, with a little luck I will date a 6, maybe 7/10 woman this weekend, if she turns out not to be worth giving up my magic powers, I'll refer her to you.
Bernd
2021-06-14 18:40:40 ⋅ 3y
No. 115884
>>115870
Very well, I'll go find some poles and get wpierdol'd for my gear.
Bernd
2021-06-15 01:21:06 ⋅ 3y
No. 115902
At last after months of patiently waiting, I am now the owner of this electrified maple cudgel. Now if only the micro amp I bought from AliExpress could hurry the fuck up.
Bernd
2021-06-15 17:38:10 ⋅ 3y
No. 115918
>>115902
Headless guitars look lit af, I considered a Harley-Benton Dullahan for a while but I was scared that setup, tuning and changing strings might be complicated, so I chose an Ibanez RGA instead. Not a very original choice, but it's solid. Schecter's Omen Extreme was tempting too but I feel that on a strat-like model all the tuners belong on one side of the headstock.
Bernd
2021-06-15 20:28:01 ⋅ 3y
No. 115921
>>115918
Headless guitars are ugly as fuck.
Rudy Ayoub also plays one, maybe that's why they look so ugly.
Bernd
2021-06-16 06:08:10 ⋅ 3y
No. 115928
>>115918
What pickups are on the Harley Benton Dullahan? It's a nice looking colour but colour doesn't paint a better sound.
>>115921
My Steinberger is surprisingly comfortable. I had the impression there would be some discomfort to clasp the end strings and form chords, but its even more comfortable than my Gibson flying V I owned years ago.
t bluesman
Bernd
2021-06-16 09:16:13 ⋅ 3y
No. 115933
I lost most of my callous thickness after a six month absence from the guitar. Last time I played a guitar regularly, I borrowed it off of a jap.
Bernd
2021-06-16 10:00:18 ⋅ 3y
No. 115934
>>115933
Play something!
Also r8 my living room, we practise there almost every day.
Bernd
2021-06-16 10:21:36 ⋅ 3y
No. 115935
>>115934
>leather couch
must be very sticky in summer.
>iron and Ironing board
are you a girl?
rate my 50€ guitar from lidle pls.
Bernd
2021-06-16 11:41:10 ⋅ 3y
No. 115936
>>115934
>play something
I played for three hours today and four yesterday. A few good jams came out today but yesterday was a gold rush of creativity. I'll try to record something tomorrow when I sip my energy drank.
t.ampless
Bernd
2021-06-16 13:09:52 ⋅ 3y
No. 115942
Bernd
2021-06-16 14:37:32 ⋅ 3y
No. 115947
>>115942
Cute amp, but since I'll be traveling after I'm officially done working, I opted to buy a portable option.
Pic related. It's stuck in the mail until July 15 and was ordered May 3rd.
Thanks aliexpress.
Bernd
2021-06-16 16:36:15 ⋅ 3y
No. 115954
>>115934
>r8 my living room
neurotypical/10, the kein just keeps piling up. Are you the guy who claims not to have a girlfriend? You should look around in your apartment, she must be there somewhere!
>>115935
>rate my 50€ guitar from lidle
bad idea/10, if you want to learn buy something usable in a music store or at least let someone with experience check if that thing is more than a guitar-shaped piece of junk
t. freelance rater
Bernd
2021-06-16 17:55:44 ⋅ 3y
No. 115956
So I just sold him 1.8g for 20€, he opened the baggy excited like a little child and did some sniffenings.
He didn't believe me that half of that is enough to get 5 people high because nowadays reared cannabis has a lot more THC compared to the 70s so I wonder what he will tell me nexr wednesday about his green times.
>>115954
Yes that's me and no she is nowhere ;_;
Bernd
2021-06-16 18:05:10 ⋅ 3y
No. 115957
>>115956
Nice, I'm showing as an actual human on the map again.
Bernd
2021-06-16 19:29:52 ⋅ 3y
No. 115966
>>115956
>I just sold him 1.8g for 20€
This got me wondering, what's the prices on the market generally nowadays?
t. never bought weed myself but sometimes added some moneys to group fund
Bernd
2021-06-16 23:16:38 ⋅ 3y
No. 116012
>>115966
>t. never bought weed myself but sometimes added some moneys to group fund
Actually sames.
I can tell you about the prices in Germany if you care:
Average is 10€/g.
If you order a lot it usually becomes cheaper, like 10g for 90€ etc.
In the north it is a bit cheaper than in the south due to all the harbours and NL being close. Weed for 9€/g in Hamburg might cost up to 11€/g in Bavaria.
The jew dealer of my city (he is an actual jew with these thin twisted locks) only sells top notch 10/10 weed so he sells it for 12,5€/g if you don't buy a lot and he became rich during corona.
He also once took my friend to the villa of one of the bigger druglords in Germany.
Bernd
2021-06-17 02:05:20 ⋅ 3y
No. 116053
>>115956
Based green fairy. Maybe next time you should being your scale with you and demonstrate the buds weight.
Bernd
2021-06-22 19:36:27 ⋅ 3y
No. 116455
My amp arrived two days ago.
I decided to drink coffee after sleep deprivation set in so I could fix my sleep schedule, but then I decided to play some guitar and piano. Many wonderful silly blues rhythm's came out but I can barely remember them. Many such cases.
Bernd
2021-06-23 02:19:37 ⋅ 3y
No. 116469
>>116455
do you only play blues?
Bernd
2021-06-23 11:56:27 ⋅ 3y
No. 116475
>>116469
Generally yes. I've got a bad case of the permanent blues.
Since Austria Bernd asked how to tune with a tuning fork I will try to put my method into words.
First we start with the A string of the guitar as it has the same frequency as the tuning fork.
Hit the fork and play a flageolet note on the 5th fret of the A string to get the 440Hz A.
If the string is slightly out of tune, you will start to hear a "ripple" sound which sounds kinda wavy, a bit like a vibrato. I visualised it in picture 3.
You can hear the interval until the two waves meet again. The more your A string is out of tune the faster the ripple sound will get, and the closer you get to the tuning forks' frequency the slower it becomes until it eventually vanishes when you hit the exact same frequency (picture 4).
Now, since we don't buy a tuning fork for each guitar string, we play flageolet notes on the other strings and tune them with the exact same method, we listen to the wavy ripple sound and tune the strings until the flageolet notes are on the exact same frequency.
Cons of this method:
- it takes some exercise. I for example still need ~3 minutes to tune my guitar but a friend of mine does it in less than a minute.
- you need to be in a quiet environment to be able to listen carefully to the wavy sound. if you are in a room with morons who can't stop fapping with their fucking guitars for 5 minutes so everyone can tune, you can't use this method. Sadly these morons are 90% of musicians I know.
Pros of this method:
- it is very, VERY accurate, mastering this will make you tune your instrument a lot better than with an electronical device, this is the biggest pro
- you don't need to rely on an electronic tuner anymore and we all know how often we forget to exchange their batteries or even forget them at home
- you actually don't even need a tuning fork (if you don't have one at the moment) as you can pick any random frequency and use it as a starting point. mastering this method allows you to tune your guitar even if you are alone in the nature without anything.
- it is cool as fuck to listen to and you can flex in front of other noob musicians who will suck your balls dry to teach you how to tune like this.
If you are interested, I can try to record the rippling effect when I tune my guitar this evening.
Bernd
2021-06-25 07:57:39 ⋅ 3y
No. 116573
>>116571
I just use an app to tune my guitar
Bernd
2021-06-25 08:03:00 ⋅ 3y
No. 116575
>>116573
Why don't you try this method then?
It is a bit easier on an electric guitar than on an acoustic one, just make sure to get a clean sound on your amp.
For example, try playing a flageolet note on the 7th fret of the A string and one on the 5th fret of the E string, you should hear the same note, and the wavy effect even if your strings are only slightly out of tune.
Report back how it was if you tried ;)
Bernd
2021-06-25 08:04:34 ⋅ 3y
No. 116576
>>116575
I'm to dumb 😔
Bernd
2021-06-25 08:07:20 ⋅ 3y
No. 116577
>>116576
More like too lazy or just incurious :p
Anyway, I am considering to buy this guitar, pls r8.
Bernd
2021-06-25 08:09:49 ⋅ 3y
No. 116579
>>116577
Loogs sweet but you should see if you can get a Martin
Bernd
2021-06-25 11:34:34 ⋅ 3y
No. 116585
>>116577
How many peuros would that set you back?
Bernd
2021-06-25 11:39:30 ⋅ 3y
No. 116588
>>116585
>peuros
nani?
Bernd
2021-06-26 02:35:22 ⋅ 3y
No. 116633
Smoked DMT for the first time at this location.
It was ebin.
Bernd
2021-06-26 03:28:17 ⋅ 3y
No. 116635
Oh yes and I also met two nice songs today so I will share:
This song instantly managed to climb into my top 10 songs. Every single part is epic but the hook (at 4:21) can make me cry it's so beautiful and perfect. 10/10. I give tens to <0.01% of songs.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5eB67ISqWfSnL5JJ9nd9kK?si=bfceff6019e44c7d
Although far from a ten to due to the rather weird and unfitting bridge, this Israeli Band called TATRAN made an absolutely beautiful hook and since that is 50% of the song, I highly recommend listening to it.
https://open.spotify.com/track/3OGWhZCRvi5Yx84hSF1roW?si=cf0400123e9246d9
Bernd
2021-06-26 06:15:23 ⋅ 3y
No. 116637
>>116571
Nice, while I dont understand the musical technicalities you described, I was right that you tune it due to hearing interference when it isn't quite there yet.
So you hear a uuuuouuoouuuooouuuooooouuuooouuuoooooooouuuuooooooo when it's not there until the sound of both the string and tuning fork overlay perfectly and you only hear one continuous oooooooooooooo.
I remember playing as being a vacuum cleaner myself when me mum was vacuuming and if you hit just the right spot with your own voice then the vacuum did with its frequency, you could toy around with the same interference ripple.
What makes me wonder tho is, why electronic tuning methods are less precise. Somewhat intriguing that just a physical effect and the human ear can give superior results.
Bernd
2021-06-26 12:29:34 ⋅ 3y
No. 116647
>I remember playing as being a vacuum cleaner myself when me mum was vacuuming and if you hit just the right spot with your own voice then the vacuum did with its frequency, you could toy around with the same interference ripple.
ebin
>Somewhat intriguing that just a physical effect and the human ear can give superior results.
Agreed. Of course there are also super accurate electronic tuners, but simple devices that 99% of people use already show the green light if you are a few 0.x Hz off, and for tuning apps it is even worse.
Bernd
2021-06-26 18:57:12 ⋅ 3y
No. 116675
>>116588
Clams. Talons. Flax bundles.
Bernd
2021-06-27 13:26:58 ⋅ 3y
No. 116712
I just joined BERNTH's **based austrian man** patreon for great shredding lessons.
My plan is to practise 1 hour every day after waking up so I can go to work satisfied.
Bernd
2021-06-28 22:01:58 ⋅ 3y
No. 116774
Today we swapped instruments and recorded a random jam we came up with.
r8 my slap bass in the 2nd half
Bernd
2021-06-29 03:05:55 ⋅ 3y
No. 116777
>>116774
Not great but better than I could do for sure
Bernd
2021-07-01 09:58:18 ⋅ 3y
No. 116851
Since I fucked up my relationship and don't have to waste money on our planned vacation anymore, I bought myself ans acoustic guitar. It is a LAG guitar made in Fronce, made of beautiful Khaya wood (african mahagony).
Please post songs that I should learn to get all the women since I don't listen to their NPC music.
Bernd
2021-07-01 10:04:02 ⋅ 3y
No. 116852
>>116851
Additional info: I already learned Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
thought of ans baroque opening while showering
Bernd
2021-07-03 15:44:12 ⋅ 3y
No. 116932
>>116922
Oh keinbernd, your playing is so beautiful, will you be my bf?
Actually not bad tbh, wouldn't mind having ideas like that in the shower...
Bernd
2021-07-03 15:52:22 ⋅ 3y
No. 116933
>>116922
Noise.
Also nice.
Bernd
2021-07-03 16:52:05 ⋅ 3y
No. 116940
>>116932
Yes please Bernadette, I need love
Bernd
2021-07-03 18:22:45 ⋅ 3y
No. 116944
>>116940
>Yes please Bernadette
Actually am Bernd. Also you seem a bit insecure and submissive, so it's probably better if we just stay friends.
Bernd
2021-07-03 19:06:26 ⋅ 3y
No. 116945
>>116944
fug, friendzoned for the first time in my life
Bernd
2021-07-04 04:28:46 ⋅ 3y
No. 116956
Bernd
2021-07-10 02:20:07 ⋅ 3y
No. 117243
>>116571
I tried recording me tuning the guitar using the overtone method.
From ~0:26 you can hear the rippling sound and how I keep tuning the string until it 100% fits.
Bernd
2021-07-10 02:27:59 ⋅ 3y
No. 117245
Additional info: Today I learned to play Minecraft - Sweden.
Bernd
2021-07-10 06:59:13 ⋅ 3y
No. 117250
>>117243
You have a pleasant voice Bernd :3
Also the interference between both waves seems much more nuanced and hard to hear then I imagined. My musically simpleton mind had to think about the Tristram music all along.
Bernd
2021-07-11 21:49:44 ⋅ 3y
No. 117352
OMG WTF THIS IS SO COOL I NEED THIS WOWOWOWOWOW WHAT look at these birds